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Fniff

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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #150 on: May 22, 2011, 08:07:43 pm »
Yepper.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #151 on: May 22, 2011, 08:41:16 pm »
"We should collect some powdered moon rocks so that I can construct an Aperture Science Testing Site in some of the unused portions of the ship, to facilitate testing of newly-developed materials."
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #152 on: May 22, 2011, 08:54:22 pm »
Glados I am sorry to inform you that we cannot do that right now as we are busy gearing up for a rigged trial.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #153 on: May 22, 2011, 09:57:25 pm »
"Really? Are you sure? I never had to deal with this kind of interruptions when I was in charge of the enrichment center."
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #154 on: May 22, 2011, 10:05:03 pm »
"ORDER!"
"NO!" *THWAPTHUNK*
"I only let you in here to be timekeeper, not naysayer!"
"Well, if you would let me finish my sentence, you would've known we are 22.5246963271 seconds early."
*mumblestupidexactingrobotictimekeepermumble* Goes the Judge. 22.5246963271 seconds later, the case (actually) begins. The Prosecutor begins.
"This is a formality. Defendant stole military equipment, is clearly visible on Defendant's ship. I will win, you will be thrown in the lava pit-"
"*Ahem*Are you the Judge here, or am I, Mr. Wasno?" The Judge says, cutting off his monologue of monotonality.
"That is the standard punishment for major theft, is it not?"
"Are you attempting to bring down the contempt of the court before you even finish your opening, Prosecution? New records in that receive no medals or honors." The Judge replies, obviously in no mood for arrogance. Your lawyer scratches out part of the defense and rewrites it, presumably less forceful.
"The Defense may now start, but hurry it up. I will waste no unnessesary time in this formality, I have a schedule to keep." Wasno ends. He is known for only taking cases that are undefendable or seem so, winning by uncrackable logic or just steamrolling the pitiful defense. Perfect Record, no losses.

Our Defender Mr. Alteon, on the other hand, is known for pulling facts out of his arse, bluffing the hell out of everything, and eventually finding something to pierce the Prosecution's argument with that is neither of the above. Usually. Occasionally the object does not have enough force behind it, which requires MORE DAKKA BLUFFING. He also has not lost a case yet.

In other words, this should bring the case from "Meh military theivery case" to "WTF how is is still going? military theivery case" The only reason this was dragged into court is likely just because the War General wants to prove that Explorer General actually allows us to 'borrow' things from them, and this was a good excuse.
(and yes, lava pit is actually the standard punishment for anything major on Ramstar. They needed a use for it and lacked the dwarves to get one, so its just a big hole filled with that red hot orangey molten goodness.)

How shall we start?
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #155 on: May 22, 2011, 10:21:51 pm »
*Squeek!*
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #156 on: May 22, 2011, 10:50:38 pm »
Wait 3 days, walk home free.
Also, his name is not Alteon. His name is Mr. Wright.
Mr. Phoenix Wright.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #157 on: May 22, 2011, 10:56:40 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 22, 2011, 10:50:38 pm
Wait 3 days, walk home free.
Also, his name is not Alteon. His name is Mr. Wright.
Mr. Phoenix Wright.
(Yes, I've been playing Phoenix Wright a lot lately, but its not that interesting to just out and say its basically Phoenix Wright ::) But like our opponent said, its quite obvious on our ship. We need a big thing to dig us out of the deep, predug hole we're in right now, or otherwise I need a new Captain's name.)
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #158 on: May 23, 2011, 08:23:51 am »
"That's not actually the captain's ship! That is someone else's! The captain's ship is over there!"

Point towards random A-OK ship. If anyone says it's their ship, say they own the contraband ship.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #159 on: May 23, 2011, 05:30:18 pm »
"That ship is not the Reinhart of Revenge, Mr Alteon. Stay on topic for once." Wasno replies.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #160 on: May 23, 2011, 05:32:34 pm »
I check to see if the Prosecutor is wearing a top hat
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #161 on: May 23, 2011, 05:35:18 pm »
He is wearing a fedora.
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #162 on: May 23, 2011, 05:36:40 pm »
Ah for a second I was wondering if he would turn out to be a Professor Layton expy
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #163 on: May 23, 2011, 05:38:43 pm »
Professor Layton would sound less bored.
but anyway, what else?
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Re: You are a Spaceship!
« Reply #164 on: May 23, 2011, 07:09:48 pm »
"No, it matters! You are completely mixing up the criminals! This is meant to be a case about a missing, possibly stolen, keychain, right?"
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