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UristMcDwarf

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This made my day.
« on: May 19, 2011, 02:55:56 pm »
My sister's watching some snow white movie, and this scene reminded me of DF.

Dorfs: We need time to practice our true calling!
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Random Dorf: CheeseMaking?
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MantisMan

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Re: This made my day.
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 04:31:14 pm »
 :) Nice.
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Re: This made my day.
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 05:33:39 pm »
They actually said making Cheese is their true calling in this movie?!  Which Snow White movie was this?  Not the Disney one I take it?  Now I want to watch it and see if their dwarves also hoard socks and murder kittens while no one is paying attention.  :P

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Re: This made my day.
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 05:59:29 pm »
WIN!

All we need now is a bridge...
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Re: This made my day.
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 08:21:59 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on May 19, 2011, 05:59:29 pm
WIN!

All we need now is a bridge...
... and magma. Lots of it.
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Re: This made my day.
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 08:46:05 pm »
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Re: This made my day.
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2011, 12:31:29 am »
Snow White is obviously half elf, and corrupted Doc, and the gang
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Re: This made my day.
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2011, 12:38:08 am »
Quote from: Fredd on May 20, 2011, 12:31:29 am
Snow White is obviously half elf, and corrupted Doc, and the gang

She's human! HUMAN! H-U-M-A-N!

Or did that spell E-L-F  to you?  :P
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Re: This made my day.
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2011, 01:41:44 am »
So what? Humans are marginally better then elves, but still live overground. I'd say up axes!
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Re: This made my day.
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 02:02:36 am »
Well, dwarven cheese IS pretty expensive. Obviously the Mountainhomes are full of the wealthy members of Cheesemaker's guild, who are all loaded up with dorfbucks and want to make big bucks elsewhere, only to migrate and find out that somehow no other fortress than their old one has any sort of Cheesemaking industry, or if they do it's made with disgusting milk from land-dwelling animals.

Then again, I don't think I've even SEEN any purring maggots anywhere after 40d jumped to 2010.
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Re: This made my day.
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 06:04:05 am »
Quote from: Number4 on May 20, 2011, 01:41:44 am
So what? Humans are marginally better then elves, but still live overground. I'd say up axes!
Marginally? They cut down trees, they burn trees, they burn other stuff, and they don't try telling you what to do. Their only real problems are that they live overground, make equipment too large for dwarves, and respect the laws of physics a tad too much.
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