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[Taricus]

Learn to drive the tank.

[PremierMeridian]

Hans stares blankly at the controls and decides, after a bit of fiddling, the basic idea of tank driving.

Everybody else assumes a role within the tank.

Where are we headed?

[Taricus]

TO GERMANY!

[Kashyyk]

We're in a russian tank, so lets try to not get shot by our friends, and not get shot by the ruskies when they realise we stole one of their toys.

[Taricus]

Better head to the nearest supply of paint then.

[Kicior]

Yeah, change tank's colour to feldgrau and we will be fine

[Taricus]

And an iron cross on every soviet star on the tank.

[Elfeater]

PONDER American super weapon 

[Strife26]

Note that I'm fairly sure that operating a T34 isn't that tough, especially for brave, trained soldiers of the fatherland like ourselves!

http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn See section 6.

[PremierMeridian]

Hans remembers the words of a Tank driver her used to know "A stationary tank is a dead tank".

Ok, where do we go?

[Taricus]

Paint factory!

[Elfeater]

First we move it back to our trusty hovel then repaint it

[QuakeIV]

We could probably just use our knives or an edge on our guns to scratch crude iron crosses into the paint where the red stars are.

[Sheb]

But why would we want to? We're 600km from the German Frontlines. Red Stars are perfect for me, we should get into the tank and start rumbinlg south, toward the Caucasus.

[Kicior]

But why would we want to? We're 600km from the German Frontlines. Red Stars are perfect for me, we should get into the tank and start rumbinlg south, toward the Caucasus.

Wait a second. We have seen retreating Germans a while ago, so it looks like we are on the front line. We better use our disguise to breach through enemy lines and make some mess, and then come back to Germany. We will be rewarded with a captured siege drill for our badassery and kill Stalin with it.