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Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« on: May 19, 2011, 11:24:07 am »
"It will be on May 21st that God will raise up all the dead that have ever died from their graves." (from http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/)

If Toady can release the next version of DF (that's the one with Necromancers for those not following the dev blog) on May 21st I will die a happy man. And probably throw him £20 for clearly being the Big G himself.
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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 11:32:21 am »
How many times have so called "Doomsday Prophets" warning people of the inevitable doom?
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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 11:37:15 am »
Quote from: Ultimuh on May 19, 2011, 11:32:21 am
How many times have so called "Doomsday Prophets" warning people of the inevitable doom?
Eighty thousand, four hundred and thirty two times and counting.
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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 11:55:30 am »
Quote from: Ultimuh on May 19, 2011, 11:32:21 am
How many times have so called "Doomsday Prophets" warning people of the inevitable doom?

Hey, this is only the second time this one particular guy has been wrong.

The other time, he predicted 1994 as doomsday.

This time, we're supposed to get hit by Noah's Flood.  Yes, the first Noah's Flood, the one with the ark.  That hasn't actually happened yet, it's going to happen in two more days. 

This has all been calculated exactly using a method known as "Utter Bullshit", so we can say with total certainty that Saturday is going to be Noah's Flood, just like in that sorta-sequel to the movie where Jim Carry got to be God when Morgan Freeman took a vacation.  Only this time FOR SRS. 
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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 11:59:20 am »
I thought this was a plan for a Bioshock-themed fort that was being postponed until the next release...
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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 12:08:24 pm »
Well the bible DOES warn about false prophets.
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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 01:21:40 pm »
If Jesus returns before the next release I'm so punching him in the face.

Seriously.
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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2011, 01:33:05 pm »
Quote from: Dyret on May 19, 2011, 01:21:40 pm
If Jesus returns before the next release I'm so punching him in the face.

Seriously.
I've got some nails and a hammer.

You bring the cross.

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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2011, 01:52:11 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 19, 2011, 01:33:05 pm

I've got some nails and a hammer.

You bring the cross.

That would have to be the worst joke I have said this year. Congrats, me!

But what if he comes bearing DF 1.00.03?
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Do you always look at it in ASCII?

You get used to it, I don't even see the ASCII.  All I see is blacksmith, miner, goblin.

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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2011, 02:07:24 pm »
I believe you mean df 11.00.00

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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2011, 02:13:39 pm »
Quote from: Vercingetorix on May 19, 2011, 01:52:11 pm
Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 19, 2011, 01:33:05 pm

I've got some nails and a hammer.

You bring the cross.

That would have to be the worst joke I have said this year. Congrats, me!

But what if he comes bearing DF 1.00.03?
Steal it, then crucify him.
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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2011, 02:15:11 pm »
I, for one welcome our new dwarf fortress bearing overlords.
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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2011, 02:19:41 pm »
I realy don't like the direction this thread is going guys
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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2011, 02:55:27 pm »
Quote from: NW_Kohaku on May 19, 2011, 11:55:30 am

Hey, this is only the second time this one particular guy has been wrong.

The other time, he predicted 1994 as doomsday.

This time, we're supposed to get hit by Noah's Flood.  Yes, the first Noah's Flood, the one with the ark.  That hasn't actually happened yet, it's going to happen in two more days. 

This has all been calculated exactly using a method known as "Utter Bullshit", so we can say with total certainty that Saturday is going to be Noah's Flood, just like in that sorta-sequel to the movie where Jim Carry got to be God when Morgan Freeman took a vacation.  Only this time FOR SRS.

I now find it funny that Saturday is also the day that has the highest chance for rain where I live.
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Re: Rapture: The Next Release Date?
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2011, 05:29:11 pm »
Well, I've been to church every sunday my whole life, so hopefully i have nothing to worry about.
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