Why does broccoli with cheese and cream of chicken gotta take so long to cook/eat? >.> It's good, though, what with the salt and the pepperjack cheese and the cream of chicken and the broccoli and everything. :3- Also, Jetsquirrel, if Taric fails his deal then you'll be the fourth person in RTDs I'm in - in whatever capacity - to have gotten some. (In order - Taric/Taric with Saun in Dev22, me/Karres with Iseri in ME, Krath/Pierre with Claire in CvRTD, and now Jetsquirrel/Marion with Ilyana here) Which means... you guys notice whenever I'm around, people get amorous for some reason?
Either that or people understand I'll go with it since I think it's funny. Also, initiative on a d100, since Tyberix and Riccto are fightin'...
Tarran = 92
Jetsquirrel = 87
Taricus = 86
Tyberix = 54
Dwarmin = 51
Riccto = 47
The Zira = 33
Operation: Orgy! and swipe marions partner too.
As Taric closed up shop, there was an odd, greatly annoying incident. All he ever saw of the perpetrator was a tail as it rounded a corner; it was probably one of the native life forms here, small and quick. He thought no more about it and instead went to the town square, and while there, saw several people standing around. After a brief bit of dialogue and some suggestive gestures, (Cha: 7.
) he got slapped for his troubles. Some women are just too closed-minded to try out M/F/F/F/F/F/F/F/F/F couplings, he reflected as he rubbed his stinging cheek.
Try some drunken guitar playing (Rebecca has never played a guitar)
(Since you're clearly asking for a penalty, you're getting your Cha reduced by 1 this action. ;P Cha: 3, failure) Rebecca finds an abandoned guitar, picks it up, and tries to play and sing. The only problem is she's playing a fast song off-key and singing a slow song in relatively good pitch, and the two just do NOT mash up well. (Agi -1 for being drunk: 7) She gets pasted right across the forehead with a tomato! (If anyone asks Tarran did that >.>)
Accept the request and go to the party!
Feeling rather pleased with himself, Marion accepts Ilyana's rather blatant overture and (End: 1, overshoot) they skip the party to go right back to her tent. (Marion is now 'preoccupied' for the duration of the night/next few turns or until otherwise noted o.o)
Chop up the lil Varmit!
Enriqe drew his machete and raised it to attack when suddenly... it was stabbed in the back! (Str: 1, crit. 4+2+3 = 9 damage to 6, head, kill) As it reared back, Enriqe took his shot and brought the machete around in a chopping blow to the top of the head, splitting the skull and killing it instantly! The skin would be very valuable indeed and the meat could cooked, too. (Enriqe gets: Dead Zira! And lucky with a critical >.>)
Simon noticing that Enriqe is still not back at the village, sets to find him before this weirdo get in trouble (again).
Simon walked past a rather loud tent to go search for his friend Enriqe. It was easier to find him than he thought, since the Zira he was battling shown brightly in the moonlight. (Agi: 3, success. Str: 4, 9; 4+1-4= 1 damage dealt to 5, torso) He sneaked around to behind the Zira and stabbed it in the back!
Sneak up to the engineer and poke him. A lot. Then run away.
(Agi: 6, success) While Taric is closing up the shop to prepare for a festive night out, Tarran snuck into the shop... then poked him in the side and ducked when he looked around. Then he poked him again in the other side, ducked again, and finally got one last shove in before running off into the night laughing maniacally to find other people to annoy at the party.
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Party is in full swing. At Taric's request, your village will be destroyed at 4:30 in the morning instead of right now. >:3 Don't say I don't give you what you ask for...
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