Dialog Option: "Very funny."
Actual Dialog: "Fuck you."
The dialog options go into wild tangents if you don't consider the following:
1. Geralt is always serious, if it seems like a joke about killing someone, it's not; he will kill someone.
2. The options resume on the following: Good for the person you're chatting with, bad for the person you're chatting with, and misc information. If it seems good, he will not fuck up the person, if it seems like the option is contesting the person in any way, expect that person to be killed. By you.
3. The game has a basic good/evil compass. You can be good, or you can fuck everyone up (and then fuck their wives and daughters). Ps. "Thanks for what you did to the castle."
The combat is challenging because the controls suck. Sometimes Geralt simply wont go in the blocking stance and no matter how many times you press or hold E, he will not do it. The auto target aims at the creature your screen is facing, so those of us who are used to aiming with WASD on 3rd person view to pick a creature to fuck (Batman, Prototype, etc), will not be pleased. You have to turn the mouse to aim at the creature, which makes combat really sluggish and hard to pick. If you have two creatures side-by-side, aiming is even worse, since it appears the aim is not the middle of the screen either, but some arbitrary that-guy feature while on decent games you'd just hold D for the right creature and A for the left creature. Not only that, but the light and hard hits are not what you'd expect. The light hit actually jumps long distances to hit someone and does absurd damage, while the hard hit seems like a punny slap on the face. I only use the hard hits when a creature is stunned, since then they become critical and tada, huge fucking damage, if not an instakill scene. Furthermore, the fact you have the pickup/interact/jump up/jump down commands all on the same button, which happens to be the attack button, gives some stupid results. Like trying to pick up loot but instead swinging your sword and stepping forward into a trap. Not only that but Geralt is incapable of turning 180 degrees without taking a step forward in the wrong direction, so if you stopped right by a trap and try to move back, he steps forward and kapew, trap.
Anyway. Overall the game is actually fun, despite the frustrating controls and horrible broken animations. The dialogs are mature and you get to see ass, bewbs, and the occasional poon. People aren't afraid to speak their mind either, so comments like "He can hold a bucket of water with his cock." will be heard. Of course, being a game based on a misogynistic book (Edit: As in, the setting is misogynistic, very), expect the constant presence of whores, rape, and usual women degradation. On the bright side, it appears women aren't collectible cards anymore (at least I haven't found any), since Geralt has a girlfriend now, which he doesn't fuck past the intro and instead bangs every other ho in the game.