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[Yoink]

Guess so.
Also: Bloody spiteful RNG is making everything happen differently! Most notably: The mood became a posession. Ugh! I'll start editing stuff soon, once I get a bit further so I can see which journal-bits can be re-used.

[Svarte Troner]

 Any updates Yoink?  Not gonna let this fort go just yet.

[Yoink]

((Not dead, just sleeping... I've made some good progress now. ))



From the memoirs of Yarsniff, kobold of Gakruldus, 21st of Granite 202. Translated from Kobold by Catten Parchmentfingers



Yaah! Stupid Lreelmis! Gets back to work!
I tries keeps everyone here in lines, is hard.
Why they have to make something so stupid? Anyway, I is make lots traps. Make people trains, always.
Am making lots of statues, to put on the shrine... Keep gods happy, maybe they not kill me, yes!

From the memoirs of Yarsniff, kobold of Gakruldus, 14th of Felsite 202. Translated from Kobold by Catten Parchmentfingers

Traders arrive, finally. Next time they is take so long, I cuts of they hands. Hopes they have good things for trading... Also, am building bigger walls, with arrow-holes! So any stupid dwarfs is follow caravan, is dying! Yaai!



From the memoirs of Yarsniff, kobold of Gakruldus, 19th of Felsite 202. Translated from Kobold by Catten Parchmentfingers

Yaah! Caravan is just gets inside, then elfs is shows up! Yaaaai! Curse alla dem friends of nature!
...Hur. Anyways. I is kills alla dem! I is puts they bones on shrine for gods! Big offering thing, so no gets thunderbolt in head!
Stupid elfs is smells like toads. I not like toads! I not like trees either, they is always watching. Watching ME. ...But they not know, I am watching them, also! Yaaahah! Anyway, is drawed picture, for showing elfs. Show where they is going, then we kills them!

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Maybe, I is sells they things to caravan? Stupid traders is talks too much. Maybe I is shoves elf-pants in they mouth.
Is shuts them up, for sure, yah!

[Svarte Troner]

Yarsniff sounded a little Jamaican at one point  . Only 3 seasons left to go then it's GreatWyrmGold's turn again I guess.

[GreatWyrmGold]

At this rate, I should have my current for killed off by the time it's my turn.

I'm playing Fortress Defense in a terrifying biome, so don't get too insulted.

[Yoink]

Hey, don't mention 'killing off' forts! -You might jinx us.

EDIT:

From the memoirs of Yarsniff, kobold of Gakruldus, 21st of Felsite 202. Translated from Kobold by Catten Parchmentfingers

Heh. Stupid elfs. They is shoots all the cats, and stupid birds and things. Maybe they good for something after alls!
We is all waits inside de walls, with lotsa choppers and spears, bows and things. We not going outside yets, because elfs is have lots bows, and the other kobolds all too stupid to get spears like I tells them. Oh wells, we is just waits til stupid elfs out of their stupid arrows, then runs out, kill them all. Hopefully not takes too long, more of them shows up alla time...

[DarkThug]

A Kobold camp succession game ? Sound fun !!

I would like a bold and perhap a turn, if our camp survive until then

I would like a hunter if any left standing or a bowbold. If neither is available, then a herbalist, or any bold that will go outside.
I wanna see how long my bold last in wildeness.

[Svarte Troner]

A Kobold camp succession game ? Sound fun !!

I would like a bold and perhap a turn, if our camp survive until then

I would like a hunter if any left standing or a bowbold. If neither is available, then a herbalist, or any bold that will go outside.
I wanna see how long my bold last in wildeness.

You got it.

[Yoink]

(Bumping, gonna update in a bit! Been playing DF instead of doing assignment, but don't tell anyone )

[Svarte Troner]

(Bumping, gonna update in a bit! Been playing DF instead of doing assignment, but don't tell anyone )

Oh cool, I was afraid you abandoned us for a second.

[GreatWyrmGold]

(Bumping, gonna update in a bit! Been playing DF instead of doing assignment, but don't tell anyone )

Dude, priorities! School is more important than DF, even if the fort is a community fort with half the forum hanging on its every word!

[Yoink]

Oh, NOW you tell me, AFTER I dropped out. Jeez, dude.

Aaand, sorry for the delay and all. I don't think I'm good at community forts, but don't worry, I'm still progressing! As I don't have much net time at the moment, I think I'll finish the year ASAP, and then paste all my journal entries from notepad into the forums, rather than making lots of posts.

[Yoink]

Memoirs of Yarsniff, 1st Hematite 202. Translated from Kobold by Catten Parchmentfingers.
Yaaai, so we kills all them elfs! Just few pets is get killed, with them arrows. Some peoples get arrows stuck in them, is why I say, "Yaaai! Hurry up, and builds wall, like I says! I tells you, you gets shooted! But no listens!" Maybe they listen to me now, bunch of people all cut up. Svarte was fights the sword-elf, gets stabs a few times, bleeding, yah. But reckon Witch Doctor is fixes him up alright. Besides, he's not got it so bad, is being 'friendly' with some girl-bold, yah, Prayrbus. She is be's Shaman Monkeyhead's assistant, helps with shrines, I think.
Huh. Talks like this makes me miss Farsnin. SUPID Farsnin, why you go falling into hole? Now all mates is think I be cursed, give bad luck! ...It lonely, at top.

Memoirs of Yarsniff, 14th Hematite 202
Aaahaha! No think I laughs so hard in long time! Lrogotadis is carrying Svarte to the hospital, with his stabbed foot, then is just suddenly drops on the floor and runs off!
Not sure where him going, though. Acting all weird, no says nothing with nobody.

[nanomage]

hi all, i'd like to delay my turn because i'll have no internets in july. please reshedule me for august. Good luck kobolds!

[Svarte Troner]

hi all, i'd like to delay my turn because i'll have no internets in july. please reshedule me for august. Good luck kobolds!

You might just have a turn in august the way Yoink updates. I'm kidding, I'll move you to the end for now.