DATELINE- 1959!
THE AMAZING DOCTOR R. FRANKLIN HAS MADE AN AMAZING DISCOVERY! OPERATING OUT OF A HOSPITAL FOR THE MENATALLY ILL, IN THE FARAWAY LANDS OF GEORGIA, THE GREAT DOCTOR HAS FOUND A NEW THERAPY TECHNIQUE! ONE THAT ADVANCES FAR BEYOND THIS TIME, BORDERING ON THE OCCULT! THIS MAGICAL TECHNOLOGY, CALLED "REANIMATION" ALLOWS FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FO-FOR M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MSJNJGAGAJhjksghjhajsynerr*yxc'thululajfkjslgjgalhsgklnalkvnkaghiuahkdsahgkhaoihgiheiksdahgoihewiohgigakdghihsTlsfkhagHlksafjhkajkElkdhakgaYklsahdgklgahHlksaklhgaUldagkshgNslkaghlksahgGaslgahgahElashdkgasdhRsalghkasdhasdlghaslghsdgkgkkkkkkkkkK-K-K-k-kdsaggighhiA-A-A-A-A-A-A-AND THAT'S THE AMAZING STORY FOLKS! GOD BLESS DOC FRANKLIN, AND LET'S PRAY THAT THESE ADVANCEMENTS FULFILL ALL OF SOCIETY!
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That was a really wierd day. The movie reel glitched, and everyone got there money back.
You suppose Greensboro could use a bit more traffic so you don't have to deal with outdated shitty newsreels as a form of entertainment.
You are the Deputy sheriff of the Greensboro Police Department. You were wondering about what the fuck was up with Georgia, so you decided to watch a Newsreel.
As you can see, it did not go so well.
First thing's first, however, what is your name?