Great, a legitimate question from a new user and we've got six consecutive joke/troll replies and nothing else. Good job.
I'm not necessarily a new user, but it just seemed really weird that you can control Dwarves
and Doors? But whatever, I still think it's kind of cool.
Think of the scenario.
From the Journal of Datog Palathusmok, Elven General 1.The Fortress of MoltenDeath has gone too far! Too many of our caravans have been lost to their insolence! I swear this oath to our Druid and drunk: The fortress of Stesokrash will fall by dawn!
2. We have arrived on the base of Stesokrash! We've encountered several of the villanous woodcutters, performing their murderous and evil deeds. We pursued them, and though they were running in abject terror for several minutes, they suddenly turned on us with absolutely ferocious tenacity. Our noble bowelves have the 4 evil doers, despite having lost a dozen of our spearelves in the process. We have laid camp near the gates.
3. We've decided to venture into the depths of Stesokrash. In one of the tunnels We've also found the remains of our caravans. Poor fools...I swear they will be avenged. Strangely, there hasn't been any signs of fighting, just one phrase written in blood, over and over:
the LORD OF DOORS SEES ALL.
4. Even more curious. In our previous dealings, these corridors were known to have been armed with the most terrifying and fearsome devices, of course, formed only in the minds of the foul Dwarves. However, they seem strangely empty...Only doors and more doors.
5. We've split into several search teams to cover more ground. We still haven't heard from the spearelves yet. Did the dwarves find them. Strange...I'm sure this door was unlocked when I last found it.
6. I've finally found it! I can hear the voices of those thrice damned Dwarves beyond this door, infused with their foul wines and steeped in dark, tree killing thoughts. But wait, why did it lock. And this door behind me, I just opened. What
IS GOING ON?7. They open and shut. Click and clack. I see the wine, the gold goblet, the sword of legends, I see the light of the sun. Click and clack. For who is the
LORD OF DOORS ?
8. Blessed release! I feel the opening of the gates of hell! The burning of the blood of the mounta-
Yes, that's how I picture my mastery over the doors.