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Author Topic: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts  (Read 11830 times)

FrisianDude

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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2011, 03:42:21 pm »
How much magma would a Dwarf chuck a woodchuck in if a woodchuck was near magma?  :-\
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #46 on: May 17, 2011, 04:30:59 pm »
Quote from: FrisianDude on May 17, 2011, 03:42:21 pm
How much magma would a Dwarf chuck a woodchuck in if a woodchuck was near magma?  :-\
ALL OF IT.
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #47 on: May 17, 2011, 05:05:34 pm »
"Hey Urist? Have you ever wondered why, 99% of the time, we're at war with goblins and why we can't send some sort of diplomat to make peace?"

"It's actually because toady hasn't gotten around to do diplomacy yet in the game."

"Toad-what? What game?"

"What?"

"...Want to get a drink?"

"Sure."
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Dwarf 2: And then the battle is not so bad?
Dwarf 1: Oh...right. I forgot about the battle.

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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2011, 05:52:46 pm »
Quote from: Chocolatemilkgod on May 17, 2011, 05:05:34 pm
"Hey Urist? Have you ever wondered why, 99% of the time, we're at war with goblins and why we can't send some sort of diplomat to make peace?"

"It's actually because toady hasn't gotten around to do diplomacy yet in the game."

"Toad-what? What game?"

"What?"

"...Want to get a drink?"

"Sure."

meanwhile, in the fortress administration office, the mayor storms in

Urist McMayor "my beard is tingling! what's happening down there?"
Mabil McObserver "someone in the living quarter speak 'goblin, peace and diplomat' in one phrase"
Urist McMayor's beard trembles as he spoke "OPEN. MAGMA. FLOODGATE."
Mabil McObserver "aye sir, Armok Cleansing initiated, it's been a pleasure drinking with you"



edit: I have struck grammarfail!
« Last Edit: May 17, 2011, 05:54:58 pm by Elu »
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #49 on: May 17, 2011, 06:20:11 pm »
Quote from: Elu on May 17, 2011, 05:52:46 pm
Quote from: Chocolatemilkgod on May 17, 2011, 05:05:34 pm
"Hey Urist? Have you ever wondered why, 99% of the time, we're at war with goblins and why we can't send some sort of diplomat to make peace?"

"It's actually because toady hasn't gotten around to do diplomacy yet in the game."

"Toad-what? What game?"

"What?"

"...Want to get a drink?"

"Sure."

meanwhile, in the fortress administration office, the mayor storms in

Urist McMayor "my beard is tingling! what's happening down there?"
Mabil McObserver "someone in the living quarter speak 'goblin, peace and diplomat' in one phrase"
Urist McMayor's beard trembles as he spoke "OPEN. MAGMA. FLOODGATE."
Mabil McObserver "aye sir, Armok Cleansing initiated, it's been a pleasure drinking with you"



edit: I have struck grammarfail!
Urist McMiner: "Hey, why is everything hot?"
Urist McMason: "Not sure. Wanna go grab a drink?"
Urist McMiner: "Sure!"
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noah22223

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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #50 on: May 17, 2011, 06:40:02 pm »
Quote from: Necro910 on May 17, 2011, 06:20:11 pm
Quote from: Elu on May 17, 2011, 05:52:46 pm
Quote from: Chocolatemilkgod on May 17, 2011, 05:05:34 pm
"Hey Urist? Have you ever wondered why, 99% of the time, we're at war with goblins and why we can't send some sort of diplomat to make peace?"

"It's actually because toady hasn't gotten around to do diplomacy yet in the game."

"Toad-what? What game?"

"What?"

"...Want to get a drink?"

"Sure."

meanwhile, in the fortress administration office, the mayor storms in

Urist McMayor "my beard is tingling! what's happening down there?"
Mabil McObserver "someone in the living quarter speak 'goblin, peace and diplomat' in one phrase"
Urist McMayor's beard trembles as he spoke "OPEN. MAGMA. FLOODGATE."
Mabil McObserver "aye sir, Armok Cleansing initiated, it's been a pleasure drinking with you"



edit: I have struck grammarfail!
Urist McMiner: "Hey, why is everything hot?"
Urist McMason: "Not sure. Wanna go grab a drink?"
Urist McMiner: "Sure!"

Urist McMayor: You HAD to give them Bauxite Armor, Huh?
Mabil McObserver: I had a mood!
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #51 on: May 17, 2011, 08:20:33 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 17, 2011, 06:40:02 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on May 17, 2011, 06:20:11 pm
Quote from: Elu on May 17, 2011, 05:52:46 pm
Quote from: Chocolatemilkgod on May 17, 2011, 05:05:34 pm
"Hey Urist? Have you ever wondered why, 99% of the time, we're at war with goblins and why we can't send some sort of diplomat to make peace?"

"It's actually because toady hasn't gotten around to do diplomacy yet in the game."

"Toad-what? What game?"

"What?"

"...Want to get a drink?"

"Sure."

meanwhile, in the fortress administration office, the mayor storms in

Urist McMayor "my beard is tingling! what's happening down there?"
Mabil McObserver "someone in the living quarter speak 'goblin, peace and diplomat' in one phrase"
Urist McMayor's beard trembles as he spoke "OPEN. MAGMA. FLOODGATE."
Mabil McObserver "aye sir, Armok Cleansing initiated, it's been a pleasure drinking with you"



edit: I have struck grammarfail!
Urist McMiner: "Hey, why is everything hot?"
Urist McMason: "Not sure. Wanna go grab a drink?"
Urist McMiner: "Sure!"

Urist McMayor: You HAD to give them Bauxite Armor, Huh?
Mabil McObserver: I had a mood!
Urist McCrazyCatLad: MY KITTEHS!

Urist McCrazyCatLad is tantruming.
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Sarda

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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #52 on: May 17, 2011, 08:22:34 pm »
Quote from: xeivous on May 17, 2011, 08:20:33 pm
Quote from: noah22223 on May 17, 2011, 06:40:02 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on May 17, 2011, 06:20:11 pm
Quote from: Elu on May 17, 2011, 05:52:46 pm
Quote from: Chocolatemilkgod on May 17, 2011, 05:05:34 pm
"Hey Urist? Have you ever wondered why, 99% of the time, we're at war with goblins and why we can't send some sort of diplomat to make peace?"

"It's actually because toady hasn't gotten around to do diplomacy yet in the game."

"Toad-what? What game?"

"What?"

"...Want to get a drink?"

"Sure."

meanwhile, in the fortress administration office, the mayor storms in

Urist McMayor "my beard is tingling! what's happening down there?"
Mabil McObserver "someone in the living quarter speak 'goblin, peace and diplomat' in one phrase"
Urist McMayor's beard trembles as he spoke "OPEN. MAGMA. FLOODGATE."
Mabil McObserver "aye sir, Armok Cleansing initiated, it's been a pleasure drinking with you"



edit: I have struck grammarfail!
Urist McMiner: "Hey, why is everything hot?"
Urist McMason: "Not sure. Wanna go grab a drink?"
Urist McMiner: "Sure!"

Urist McMayor: You HAD to give them Bauxite Armor, Huh?
Mabil McObserver: I had a mood!
Urist McCrazyCatLad: MY KITTEHS!

Urist McCrazyCatLad is tantruming.
Urist McBatman: My parents are DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD!

Urist McBatman is tantruming.
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Quote from: Zdrok on May 02, 2011, 07:43:38 pm
You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.
Quote from: Necro910 on May 20, 2011, 04:20:57 pm
Dwarf Fortress:
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #53 on: May 17, 2011, 08:24:10 pm »
Quote from: Sarda on May 17, 2011, 08:22:34 pm
Quote from: xeivous on May 17, 2011, 08:20:33 pm
Quote from: noah22223 on May 17, 2011, 06:40:02 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on May 17, 2011, 06:20:11 pm
Quote from: Elu on May 17, 2011, 05:52:46 pm
Quote from: Chocolatemilkgod on May 17, 2011, 05:05:34 pm
"Hey Urist? Have you ever wondered why, 99% of the time, we're at war with goblins and why we can't send some sort of diplomat to make peace?"

"It's actually because toady hasn't gotten around to do diplomacy yet in the game."

"Toad-what? What game?"

"What?"

"...Want to get a drink?"

"Sure."

meanwhile, in the fortress administration office, the mayor storms in

Urist McMayor "my beard is tingling! what's happening down there?"
Mabil McObserver "someone in the living quarter speak 'goblin, peace and diplomat' in one phrase"
Urist McMayor's beard trembles as he spoke "OPEN. MAGMA. FLOODGATE."
Mabil McObserver "aye sir, Armok Cleansing initiated, it's been a pleasure drinking with you"



edit: I have struck grammarfail!
Urist McMiner: "Hey, why is everything hot?"
Urist McMason: "Not sure. Wanna go grab a drink?"
Urist McMiner: "Sure!"

Urist McMayor: You HAD to give them Bauxite Armor, Huh?
Mabil McObserver: I had a mood!
Urist McCrazyCatLad: MY KITTEHS!

Urist McCrazyCatLad is tantruming.
Urist McBatman: My parents are DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD!

Urist McBatman is tantruming.
Urist McCrazyCatLad strikes Urist McBatman in the head with the !!Wooden Cattoy!! Fracturing the skull!

Urist McBatman and is unconscious.
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Sarda

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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #54 on: May 17, 2011, 08:26:02 pm »
Quote from: xeivous on May 17, 2011, 08:24:10 pm
Quote from: Sarda on May 17, 2011, 08:22:34 pm
Quote from: xeivous on May 17, 2011, 08:20:33 pm
Quote from: noah22223 on May 17, 2011, 06:40:02 pm
Quote from: Necro910 on May 17, 2011, 06:20:11 pm
Quote from: Elu on May 17, 2011, 05:52:46 pm
Quote from: Chocolatemilkgod on May 17, 2011, 05:05:34 pm
"Hey Urist? Have you ever wondered why, 99% of the time, we're at war with goblins and why we can't send some sort of diplomat to make peace?"

"It's actually because toady hasn't gotten around to do diplomacy yet in the game."

"Toad-what? What game?"

"What?"

"...Want to get a drink?"

"Sure."

meanwhile, in the fortress administration office, the mayor storms in

Urist McMayor "my beard is tingling! what's happening down there?"
Mabil McObserver "someone in the living quarter speak 'goblin, peace and diplomat' in one phrase"
Urist McMayor's beard trembles as he spoke "OPEN. MAGMA. FLOODGATE."
Mabil McObserver "aye sir, Armok Cleansing initiated, it's been a pleasure drinking with you"



edit: I have struck grammarfail!
Urist McMiner: "Hey, why is everything hot?"
Urist McMason: "Not sure. Wanna go grab a drink?"
Urist McMiner: "Sure!"

Urist McMayor: You HAD to give them Bauxite Armor, Huh?
Mabil McObserver: I had a mood!
Urist McCrazyCatLad: MY KITTEHS!

Urist McCrazyCatLad is tantruming.
Urist McBatman: My parents are DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAD!

Urist McBatman is tantruming.
Urist McCrazyCatLad strikes Urist McBatman in the head with the !!Wooden Cattoy!! Fracturing the skull!

Urist McBatman and is unconscious.
Urist McToady detects a quote pyramid!
Urist McToady has gone into a martial trance.
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Quote from: Zdrok on May 02, 2011, 07:43:38 pm
You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.
Quote from: Necro910 on May 20, 2011, 04:20:57 pm
Dwarf Fortress:
Where 9% of your town is casualties, is good.

Angel Of Death

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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #55 on: May 17, 2011, 08:32:14 pm »
AoD attempts to resist the urge to quote the pyramid...
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #56 on: May 17, 2011, 08:47:28 pm »
Quote from: Sarda on May 17, 2011, 08:26:02 pm
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Urist McToady detects a quote pyramid!
Urist McToady has gone into a martial trance.
Pyramid fixed. Continue responding.
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #57 on: May 17, 2011, 09:06:29 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on May 17, 2011, 08:47:28 pm
Quote from: Sarda on May 17, 2011, 08:26:02 pm
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Urist McToady has gone into a martial trance.
Pyramid fixed. Continue responding.
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Quote from: Zdrok on May 02, 2011, 07:43:38 pm
You'll have to provide warm, moist kittens at the end of each test chamber.
Quote from: Necro910 on May 20, 2011, 04:20:57 pm
Dwarf Fortress:
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #58 on: May 17, 2011, 09:39:30 pm »
Quote from: Musashi on May 16, 2011, 07:57:51 am
Quote from: Karakzon on May 16, 2011, 07:56:51 am
Axe or Hammer? the eternal question of weaponised convinence.
Spears.
... I should stop getting into that debate.

Gentledwarfs. Pickaxes. Discuss.
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2011, 10:02:33 pm »
Quote from: Deteramot on May 17, 2011, 09:39:30 pm
Quote from: Musashi on May 16, 2011, 07:57:51 am
Quote from: Karakzon on May 16, 2011, 07:56:51 am
Axe or Hammer? the eternal question of weaponised convinence.
Spears.
... I should stop getting into that debate.

Gentledwarfs. Pickaxes. Discuss.

The ultimate answer is MAGMA. All else is irrelevant before it's molten goodness.
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