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[Darkmere]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun...

You know, Rowsdower basically was a dwarf, now that I think about it. Filthy, bearded, irrationally angry, constantly drunk...

ROWSDOWERRRRRRRR!!!!!

[Musashi]

"What came first, the magma? Or the... hm... no, the magma came first. Next."

"It's funny when you think about it, we've only seen ghosts of dead citizens here, but despite the dozens of sieges and ambushes we've had, no ghost goblin, humans, or elves. They probably have no soul. Is it booze that gives us a soul? I'm pretty sure it's booze. The sober tend to look like zombies."

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"Hey, Urist... ever thought about adamantine? Don't you think that, maybe it isn't there to seal demons away from us... but the other way 'round? Seal us away from demons?" "Sealing my ass, adamantine was made to be mined. And then, we pour magma down the tube, and when we're done with the magma, we pour water down the tube, and we mine the obsidian, all the way to hell." "You're right. By the way, of adamantine is so strong, how come, say, a mere iron pick, or even a bone pick, can mine..." "Shut up and let me work, Mistem."

[Tharwen]

"I wonder if there would be a better time to go and cut down that tree... maybe those goblins can tell me!"

[Number4]

"Where came the first anvil from? You need an anvil to create an anvil, yet you can't create an anvil without an anvil..."

Urist McCheesemaker heard that muttering, slaughtered the offending dwarf and made a dwarf bone anvil out of him, solving this mystery forever.

[Oliolli]

"Pig tail socks are nice... I wonder if there are any unclaimed ones nearby?"

[Karakzon]

Axe or Hammer? the eternal question of weaponised convinence.

[Musashi]

Axe or Hammer? the eternal question of weaponised convinence.

Spears.
... I should stop getting into that debate.

[Naz]

I wonder if there's beer on the sun...

You know, Rowsdower basically was a dwarf, now that I think about it. Filthy, bearded, irrationally angry, constantly drunk...

ROWSDOWERRRRRRRR!!!!!

You guys got the reference! I love this forum...so much...

Also contributan: Am I really on fire or are the flames simply in my mind? Hmmm better ponder this over some whiskey...

[KtosoX]

How did a dragon get in to a dwarven size tunel?

[vhappylurker]

"Hey Urist. You remember those chickens we got from the caravan?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, you know how we left the rooster in a cage and the hens in that room?"

"Yeah..."

"Eh, well... How come we've got all these little baby chickens running around?"

"...

Shut up and dig, Mebil."

[Couchmonster]

Is it more dwarfy to use furniture made of stone, or furniture made of wood to piss off the elves?

This made me laugh hard

[Necro910]

If a hollow tube is breached but no dwarf is around to see it, does HFS spawn?

Technically speaking, no.

HFS spawns when you can see it. (DFreveal and all that)

[Necro910]

"Hey Urist. You remember those chickens we got from the caravan?"

"Yeah?"

"Well, you know how we left the rooster in a cage and the hens in that room?"

"Yeah..."

"Eh, well... How come we've got all these little baby chickens running around?"

"...

Shut up and dig, Mebil."

"...Fine." *channels other guy*

Urist has hit an obstacle!

[carabide]

"Hey, Urist?"
"yeah?"
"I was wondering....what is with our entire race, and our fetish for menacing spikes?"
"......"

[Lagslayer]

If a hollow tube is breached but no dwarf is around to see it, does HFS spawn?

Technically speaking, no.

HFS spawns when you can see it. (DFreveal and all that)

A thought occurred, is it possible to mod the range of reveal? Like when you dig into the caverns, you reveal more caverns for a certain amount of tiles away, can you reduce this? In this way, you could mine the candy tube and never trigger the HFS... I think. And it would better simulate a dark cavern.



"Hey, you! *elbow* I need this workshop. Let's see... A stack of cat bones, check. Star Ruby, check. Bloodthorn log, check. Yellow Diamond, check. Steel bar, check. Raw *spoiler*... WHAT!? I DEMAND ROCK! Microcline? MICROCLINE?!!! *incoherent babbling*. AH! I'll just take five of those. Now, get out of my way!...



Finally done! A cat bone blowgun. I shall call you Beachsilk the Laborer. What did I need all this other stuff for again?... Oh well. *trash* What's with all the screaming and the stench of burning flesh?"