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Naz

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Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« on: May 15, 2011, 07:26:59 pm »
What sort of things do you think the Dwarf philosophers from 40d or just your average Urist McAlcoholic would spend their time contemplating?
 
I wonder if there's beer on the sun...
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xeivous

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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2011, 07:28:44 pm »
I wonder what it would be like to be taller...

After voicing this, he was promptly slain for being an elf sympathizer.
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Duntada Man

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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2011, 07:34:57 pm »
Why do we keep channeling the ground out from under each other?
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2011, 07:44:23 pm »
There has to be a connection between these orders to pull levers and the dissapearances of the nobles... there has to be...
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2011, 07:50:37 pm »
Urist McHemp Herbalist - On Break

"I've been thinking dude... What if we were just like these pawns maaan... in this elaborate ever expanding game duuude... created by a giant toad... and like these people play the game, and like they can't control us directly, but they like guide us dude..."

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"Urist, I've been thinking too. You should stop smoking the whip vine"
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2011, 07:55:11 pm »
If a hollow tube is breached but no dwarf is around to see it, does HFS spawn?
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2011, 08:12:06 pm »
if a cat is placed in a clown tent, but no dwarf is there to see it, the cat can be seen as both dead or alive
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Samuel

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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2011, 08:14:44 pm »
Is it more dwarfy to use furniture made of stone, or furniture made of wood to piss off the elves?
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2011, 08:14:59 pm »
You know, I wonder why people keep channeling themselves into a trap. Wait what was I doing? Oh right chan- OH GODDAMNIT
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2011, 08:43:13 pm »
I wonder why you can get booze without using water. I mean, plump helmets are juicy and all but--

Ooooh! Pretty waterfall! 8D
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2011, 08:50:09 pm »
Why is it that creatures only NOW start needing to feed on grass?  They never had to before...
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2011, 08:55:16 pm »
What have the cheesemakers done to be so mercilessly sacrificed?
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2011, 08:58:39 pm »
-I was wondering, Urist... We are legendary warriors and all, but there's thirty of these guys for each one of us... Why don't we go in the fort and close the gate? They don't have trolls, and we could hold on for...

-Less thinkin', more killin', Urist! Less thinkin', more killin'!
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2011, 09:01:32 pm »
How in nine circuses are you such a good milker...legendary? Yes, I enjoy legends about you touching cattle...give me the magma injection; I can't bear this world.
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Re: Deep, Dwarfy thoughts
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2011, 09:57:12 pm »
Quote from: Naz on May 15, 2011, 07:26:59 pm
I wonder if there's beer on the sun...

You know, Rowsdower basically was a dwarf, now that I think about it. Filthy, bearded, irrationally angry, constantly drunk...
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