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[Darvi]

>Jump out of window.

[Hubris Incalculable]

>Eat sugarglass window

[DinosaurusRex_x]

Weak.

> Leave game.

[Cthulhu]

You suddenly lose your mind, jump out the window, and attempt to eat it.  You're now in a white room.  There is a broken window in one wall, a red button on the floor, and a wooden door.  You are bleeding internally.

EDIT: Forgot a word.

[Dr. D]

Start hallucinating strange things due to internal injuries and insanity.

[Cthulhu]

You hallucinate that you're in a white room.  This goes on for a few minutes and then you realize you're not actually hallucinating.  You stopped being insane a while ago.

[Dr. D]

Check your gender.

[Cthulhu]

You can't remove your pants.

[TherosPherae]

Rip shards of glass out of broken window and use them to push the button.

[Ricky]

Sing the Doom Song until something happens.

[Cthulhu]

You push the button.  Nothing happens.

[TherosPherae]

Open door.

[Cthulhu]

This room doesn't have a door.

[TherosPherae]

Mash the button until something happens.

[Jack_Bread]

Hold button down for 10 seconds. If nothing happens, call tech support.