TURN ZEROIt's a nice day to be walking in the Maul. It's hot outside, so there's nothing better than being in a nice cool underground shopping center. The lines at the stores are long, as always, but it's worth it to see the new MicroMail (It doesn't chafe!) socks and shirts (at least for Darvi) and Fiorelli is in her element, among the clothes and shoes. Others are a lot less comfortable in society (you know who you are), but John Smith is having a nice time haggling, even if he doesn't want to buy. Yup. A nice day in the Maul. At least until those crazy cultists took over the food court and started yelling about the "Return of Bel Sham-Haroth". Weren't all those guys reformed? They ran the Young Men's Pagan Association (formerly the Young Men's Reformed Cultists of the Ichor God Bel Sham-Haroth Association)! Down on Gleam Street! As it happens, you were all in the food court. You're all huddled in one corner, with several other hostages, as several cultists point crossbows at you while another few haul over a stone counter and start painting designs on it. With stuff that you
reeeally hope is red paint. They drag a dwarf out and strap him to the altar. Then they rip out his heart.
Oh, Gods (or
Oh, Me, as the case may be), you all think, as you wait for your "turn". They're starting the pseudo-Latin chanting now... When is the watch going to get here? Gaah!
Name: Darvi
Race: Dwarf
Gender: Male?
Description: ... he's a dwarf. They all look the same anyway.
Occupation: Sockmaker. You can never have enough socks.
Skillpoints:
-Clothworking: Can weave, sew, or stitch any kind of cloth. Preferably into foot-shaped containers.
-Brawling: fluent in the international language of violence, and can use underhanded tactics that might come in handy in a bar fight
-Darvinism: Survival of the fittest, man! And by "fit" I mean "drunk". Does anything better when inebriated.
Background: By day, he is a humble sockmaker, but at night, he is... The sockpuncher! In the Ankh-Morporkian sport of bar brawling he is known for either wearing socks as gloves, or clocking people with said article of clothing.
Inventory: Iron Hat, Many pairs of =Leather Socks=, dwarven attire, battleaxe, 20 $AM
Name: Ponder Stibbons Derm
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Description: A medium height man with brown hair and green eyes. Likes to wear a cross between a labcoat and a robe. His hat is high and yea, it is mighty. Tarnish not his majestic TOWERING PILLAR OF HATTES.
Occupation: SCIENTIST WIZZARD
Skill Points:
Spell making - Is able to create spells.
Spell casting - Is able to cast spells expertly
Parkour - Is able to move quickly and dodge around objects as if weren't there.
Background: Growing up, this man always felt the need to learn more about how the universe worked, through magic or science. This of course was completely impossible and backfired after a few disasters at the prestigious UU, but he did learn that there are some things that can be manipulated to receive a desired outcome. And thus the Scientific Method of Magic was born.
Inventory: Robe, Pointy Hat, Staff with a Knob on the End, 40 $AM
Name: Faelan
Species: Werewolf
Gender: Male
Description: A little Short for a werewolf, faelan wears long pants, but goes barefoot and barechested, not wanting to rely on clothing that he could loose
Occupation: Assasin
Skills:1)Quiet Movement, 2)rappid claw attack, 3)Aimed attack, all spent on
Stealth Takedown: Quietly approach someone, then place a few rappid claw attacks in vulnerable locations
Background: Faelan cannot remember a time where he was not a werewolf, he uses that in his job as an assasin, it is hard to disarm someone of claws
Inventory: Pants, lots of knives in pants, 50 $AM
Name: Fiorelli Gucci
Species: Minor Anthropomorphic Personification
Gender: Female
Description: Overly thin girl who looks barely 18. Black hair and thick black rimmed glasses. Wears a red cocktail robe with a semi-translucent cape/hood a la red riding hood. Her accessories change pretty much every time someone sees her. She is currently carrying a ruby red purse, a red broach in her hair, "wizard of Oz" red slippers and white gold bracers.
Occupation: Goddess of Fashion
Skill Points: (or an ability):
1. Can morph any footwear, accessories, or clothing styles within visual range into totally different styles and materials.
2. Can influence/charm/etc people by judging the right look she needs to have to make what she wants someone to do to do.
3. Can camouflage expertly to hide/dodge by looking at her surroundings and accessorizing accordingly to blend in.
Background: She uses her powers to update their style selections of the vain who worship her sometimes. She perfers doing the fairy godmother thing and doing style favours for the poor and fashionably needy. She is known to curse those who displease her by changing their footwear into lead cloggs, dresses into burlap sacks, and purses into rancid skunk-skin.
Inventory: Variable clothing, 20 $AM
Name: John Smith
Species: Zombie
Gender: Male
Description: A dead-handsome man. Who just happens to be... Well, dead. Brown hair, green eyes, rotting skin, but not too badly. Yet.
Occupation: Charismatic Salesman!!
Skill Points: The Art of Charisma!! Makes people stop doing anything to do with him (ie chasing, talking to, kissing, etc...) while he retrieves body parts! (An ability which does naught but introduce lols!).
-(1) Extremity Retriever
-(1) Quick Talker
-(1) Stopping Power
Background: Before death, he was an extremely charismatic salesman. With a bowtie he claimed was the color of magic (it was really just faded gray). After death, he is merely a charismatic salesman who happens to have body parts falling off.
Inventory: Nice suit, LOTS OF GLUE, stapler, tape, 30 $AM
Name: Igor
Species: Igor (
)
Gender: Male
Description: A short sinister looking man with a rather big hump. Always angry and carrying a heavy oak walking cane. (The cane is his weapon, count it as a mace
)
Occupation: "Medic"
Skill Points:
-(2) "Medicine" Can "heal" people. Or not. Usually not, but it doesnt matter.
-(1) Mad science: he has quite a lot of knowledge about !!SCIENCE!! because of his works with Dr. Frank (Not THAT Frank)
Background: Working as a "medic" in his hometown (Igortown?) at first, he started working with a "scientist" in his lab as an assistant. When Dr. Frank died, he left to find a good work to try his chance on !!Mad "Medicine"!!.
Also, he has a pet meat golem (basketball-sized, a meat ball with arms. It smells. Im not going to say HOW, but it smells. A lot.) Nope. No meat golem.
Inventory: Cane, Dark clothing, Mad Doctor's Bag, 40 $AM
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