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[Cthulhu]

Decoys are the other way.  You also need to use decoys if you want to do it my way, or she'll kill you before you can get to it.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I actually didn't use decoys, I just used the bolt-action cycle time to get shots off.

[Putnam]

I just sorta... snuck up on her, using the cover along the way, then shotgunned her repeatedly.

Also, you don't have to do any of the EXTREME, SUBSISTENCE or TOTAL STEALTH missions to finish the game.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Konami is a silly, silly person.

[SOLDIER First]

I just sorta... snuck up on her, using the cover along the way, then shotgunned her repeatedly.

Also, you don't have to do any of the EXTREME, SUBSISTENCE or TOTAL STEALTH missions to finish the game.

But you do have to complete every story mission, including the unlockable one, all yellow sidequests, upgrade your base to level 4 on everything, and jump twice, shoot once, do a spinkick with a jeep and then squirtgun Kaz in the crotch.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Konami is a silly, silly person.

Now I can only imagine a massive, empty warehouse where a small, Japanese business person solemnly sits with Multiple Personality Disorder, arguing with himself about the future of Metal Gear.

[Egan_BW]

Konami is a silly, silly person.

Mr. nintendo must be very tired after making consoles for so many years

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Konami is a silly, silly person.

Mr. nintendo must be very tired after making consoles for so many years

NOW I CAN ONLY IMAGINE A KNOBBLY, OLD MAN IN HIS DUSTY WORKSHOP SCRIMSHAWING DELICATE GAMECUBE PARTS.

[SOLDIER First]

Meanwhile, Sega and Microsoft are like two fresh college students, Microsoft being the drunk one and Sega being the one that apologizes and brings him home.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Meanwhile, Sega and Microsoft are like two fresh college students, Microsoft being the drunk one and Sega being the one that apologizes and brings him home.

What show is the one where all the nations in the world are characters? Hetalia? We need something like that, but for video game companies.

[Egan_BW]

Nah, they're middle-aged people who went back to collage to learn how does videogame.

[Rolan7]

Meanwhile, Sega and Microsoft are like two fresh college students, Microsoft being the drunk one and Sega being the one that apologizes and brings him home.

What show is the one where all the nations in the world are characters? Hetalia? We need something like that, but for video game companies.

This time it's the gamers' turn to ship the consoles.

[SOLDIER First]

I've seen highly-detailed pictures of consoles re-invented as stylized women standing in unknown liquids.
They had done the Wii-U, Xbox 1, PS4 and NVIDIA / a different graphics thingy, for some reason.
Iunno mang.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Rule 34, alright? You don't have to tell us, it's assumed by default.

[SOLDIER First]

No, actually. _{(why would i tell you all, though)}
It was all SFW, assuming your boss doesn't mind you looking at completely unrelated pictures on office hours.
They were literally standing about shin-deep in something. It was probably just the style of the picture.