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[SOLDIER First]

Faster, seeing as Solid Snake is noticeable older-looking than Meryl in MGS4, when they look probably the same in MGS1.
Also because I read that his aging is accelerated, and we all know why that happens from cloning.

And I know for a fact that Hal is Huey's biological son that he had, biologically, with Langestrove.

[sambojin]

^MGS 7: The Re-revengeancification of the Unpunished theory above.

[Radio Controlled]

Venom doesn't want peace, he wants REVENJ ON SYFUR.

That, and to destroy the weapon to surpass metal gear, the Salahala... Sahelala... Sahelono... Snuffleupagus.

[SOLDIER First]

I was talking about Solid Snake, not Naked Snake.
Also... Uh, no.[MAJOR SPOILERS, SERIOUSLY]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Venom isn't Big Boss. He's the medic you see operating on Paz in the end of Ground Zeroes.
He took the shrapnel, not Big Boss, and they just made him look like Big Boss so the latter could run away and dick around somewhere else, I guess.
But Venom has all of BB's memories and firmly believes himself to be the real Big Boss... Until, that is, the mission where the players also find out Venom =/= Big Boss.

Sahelanthropus, a.k.a. Daddy Dom Gear, thanks to the unfortunately placed DICK ROCKETS

[Rolan7]

Pretty sure it's normal speed. Pretty much what we've accomplished with sheep in real life, they even reference that I think.
...Then throw in some hilarious nonsense about dominant and recessive genes from MGS1 and 2. Which hopefully got softly retconned.

And Bowtie, the aging is from foxdie exposure is what I heard.

Spoiler: unrelated late game mgs5 story question (click to show/hide)

One thing I don't get is WHY Huey killed her. I thought he was turning her into an AI for his work, but seems like that was a red herring? She indicates that the AI is working and conscious, yet it only has one line. Is this better explained in Ground Zero maybe? Feels like a loose end.

[SOLDIER First]

I thought that we don't have normal-aging clones, because we have to superspeed tissue growth to prevent the clone from dying since we apparently can't implant it into a living member of its species? Whatever.

Spoiler: Story Spoiler Answer (click to show/hide)

Huey kills Lrangestove because the latter disagreed with the former about using Hal to test MG ST-84 (Soapoperalopagus), since ST-84 can only fit a child in its cockpit and Hal was a child; Huey being for and Ltangesrove against. The latter sent Hal away to relatives I forgot about so he couldn't be used for testing and so the former MURDERIZED HER

[sambojin]

I was talking about Solid Snake, not Naked Snake.
Also... Uh, no.[MAJOR SPOILERS, SERIOUSLY]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Venom isn't Big Boss. He's the medic you see operating on Paz in the end of Ground Zeroes.
He took the shrapnel, not Big Boss, and they just made him look like Big Boss so the latter could run away and dick around somewhere else, I guess.
But Venom has all of BB's memories and firmly believes himself to be the real Big Boss... Until, that is, the mission where the players also find out Venom =/= Big Boss.

Sahelanthropus, a.k.a. Daddy Dom Gear, thanks to the unfortunately placed DICK ROCKETS

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah, I knew that. Just a vague thought that he's been side-cloned as well. So none of them are actually BB. Except BB. Who's probably off inventing guided nuclear dick-rockets so he can become the thing that replaced the thing that replaced MG.

Perhaps Venom actually died from his injuries, and it's all just a sick joke by Cypher to have their own fake BB.

Or Venom could be doing the same as BB (nothing). Why not fake him as well, to really protect him and BB? Except shit went wrong, or Cypher messed with the clone/fake, and he ended up bad. The real Venom is probably off developing something else. Laser-dick-swords or something. It seems groinally attached weapons makes stuff "better" in the MGS universe.

I never said it was a good theory.

[Putnam]

The idol posters say "Our Idol of Peace, Paz!" but Paz means peace.
It's like the Los Angeles Angels.

Also, I think... I think

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

you should know that Huey is Otacon's dad.

Minor spoiler there, but their surnames are the same, they look similar as you've said... Scientists.....

you forgot to mention that they sound completely identical

[SOLDIER First]

because Solid and Naked Snake sound exactly the same, but the former isn't the latter's son, now, is he?

[sambojin]

Meh. Apparently anyone can become anyone in MGS. Clone them, gene-mod them, stick an arm on them, transfer their memories and give them plastic surgery. There's heaps of ways.

You could probably become your own uncle's former roommate if you wanted.

Even with a new voice actor, THEY'RE EXACTLY LIKE THEM. So even if you sound different, or the same, you still sound like you. Or your dad. Or not your dad. It's complicated.

Maybe NS, SS, and the original Boss all decided to become Quiet and get into porn instead of doing mercenary work.

MGS is a weird universe to live in. It doesn't really have to make sense.

[SOLDIER First]

Quiet's..... Not a pornstar? She can headshot a jet pilot on a moving helicopter from six hundred meters while the copter is doing evasive maneuvers. That's not exactly a skill you would use for sex work.

[sambojin]

You sir, haven't watched enough. Imagine the sort of accuracy she'd have with a ping-pong ball......

[Radio Controlled]

Quiet's..... Not a pornstar? She can headshot a jet pilot on a moving helicopter from six hundred meters while the copter is doing evasive maneuvers. That's not exactly a skill you would use for sex work.

Depends on the type of headshot?

[SOLDIER First]

I've heard more than enough from that sentence alone, thanks
Ninjedit: when you two are found murdered in your beds by a sniper shot im not testifying

[Radio Controlled]

I've heard more than enough from that sentence alone, thanks
Ninjedit: when you two are found murdered in your beds by a sniper shot im not testifying

Then again, if they accuse her she'll be unable to form a defense. Easy case!

Also, you brought this upon yourself, at the very least you'll be getting a knife to the teeth as well.