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[usgreth]

First fort: The confusing messages about cats dying after colliding with obstacles and then finding the troll at the top of a staircase throwing them down one by one. Same troll also choked a dwarf to death with a shoe

Current fort:
Built a room with spikes operated by pressure plates in the dining hall, built a shaft 4 stories high to throw things into said room.
Reading the reports of whats going on there is funny. The giant landing on top of the cyclops for one. Later threw a bronze colossus in who has been attacking every thing that survives the fall and spikes. It attempted to combine dentistry with sock puppetry and knocked a trolls tooth out with a sock. The troll did not appreciate this and got enraged. (What is it with these monsters attacking things with footwear?)

The miner with 2 broken legs, a broken arm and broken hand, crawling out of bed because he absolutely had to make that artifact millstone
Oh the caged donkey thats been living in the moat for about 5 years since an elf merchant went insane and jumped in..

And of course, most of the engravings. I engrave everything I see because I can't wait to see what they will engrave next

[Nyxalinth]

When I go AFK not knowing that I didn't pause my game. Lost a couple of good dorfs that way.

Icon love.

I have so done this before.  Once I did it purposely, after getting rid of all the pauses (can't recall how I did it) then went to work for the day.  I had several Urist McBerzerks and many, many Urist McTantrummings when I got home lol.