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Lethal Dosage

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Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« on: May 14, 2011, 07:03:17 pm »
On May 6, Mastermind of some of the deadliest attacks on the galactic empire, terrorist, Obi-Wan Kenobi was killed when a group of highly trained stormtroopers known only as "Squad 6" raided his compound. Unfortunately Vader declined to release photographs of Obi-Wan's body due to them being "too gruesome" for the public to see.


here's the full news
http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html
« Last Edit: May 14, 2011, 07:09:21 pm by Lethal Dosage »
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2011, 07:06:03 pm »
Well, I'm sure that blew his mind...
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2011, 07:07:02 pm »
The forbidden link blew my mind.
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Lethal Dosage

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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2011, 07:08:56 pm »
It has been fixed.

P.S. for you clueless lads, this is, in fact a satire.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2011, 07:28:06 pm by Lethal Dosage »
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2011, 02:48:17 am »
Yeah, we already brought it up and discussed it in the actual Osama thread. Little late.
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2011, 02:48:51 am »
Oh no! The military used (the) force!
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2011, 02:50:49 am »
Lethal, why is it that every time I see you make a thread, win happens?
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2011, 02:52:27 am »
Quote from: Max White on May 15, 2011, 02:50:49 am
Lethal, why is it that every time I see you make a thread, win happens?
He smokes the leaves from the burning bush of pure AWESOOOOMEEE!
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2011, 04:04:10 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 15, 2011, 02:52:27 am
Quote from: Max White on May 15, 2011, 02:50:49 am
Lethal, why is it that every time I see you make a thread, win happens?
He smokes the leaves from the burning bush of pure AWESOOOOMEEE!

Thank you for the compliment fine gentlemen.
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2011, 05:15:15 pm »
The comments on it, they show a surprising correlation between real life and the Star Wars universe.
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2011, 05:16:56 pm »
That or for hardcore SW fans, the canon is almost RL.
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2011, 05:18:53 pm »
What do you mean "almost"? I was there when those space stations blew up!
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2011, 05:24:15 pm »


 A shocking lack of sickeningly patriotic images set with the death star as a background.
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2011, 05:28:14 pm »
This honestly makes me wonder if there are any militant jihadis out there that are also rabid Star Wars fans. Like, on the day of an attack, they're all assembled and....

"Abu Adiz, Death to America!"
"Omar Farruk, Death to America!"
"Muhammed al Inwahi, Death to America!"
"Red 5, Death to America!"
"Ramzi Yousef, Death to America!"
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Re: Terrorist Obi-Wan Kenobi Killed
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2011, 05:29:27 pm »
Looking through the comments, I found a "Nigerian Prince" scam, and a few porno ads.

By the way, the links in the porno ads are fake. Just nevermind how I know. <_<...>_>

Spoiler: EDIT: Oh, and... (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: May 15, 2011, 05:37:29 pm by Akura »
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