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[breadbocks]

So, what are some feats that you preformed that no pansy ass elf could do?

For me, I got a hard-on for some crystal formations in a cave under New Mexico. That shit was astounding.

[Asmageddon]

I used to play elves(usually forest-living ones) in RPG's, now I hate them, call tree huggers, and when am a DM they tend to die in magma.

[Cruxador]

I grew a beard.

[Halconnen]

I started using only 2-4 ingredients for my meals.

[Umune]

Live fish, bad. Stone fish, victory.

[Darvi]

When given a choice, I will almost always choose the dumber option.

[Yoink]

When given a choice, I will almost always choose the dumber option.

HEY! I do this, too!!!1!
In fact, I did it even BEFORE discovering DF... I'mma go change my name to Urist now.

[Lovechild]

When I get socks for Christmas, I become genuinely happy.

[Angel Of Death]

I licked a frying pan while it was still on a hotplate.

It burned like fuck, but it had a nice taste. I think that's what magma would taste like.


So in other words, I am dwarven because I did something mind-destroyingly stupid involving heat.

[Armok]

Showing of MLP fanart to my Mom. Think about it.

[Demonic Gophers]

When I get socks for Christmas, I become genuinely happy.

I once asked for socks for Christmas.  Got some nice ones out of it, too.

[Bdthemag]

I tend not to go fishing, even if theres a low chance of carp attacks. Better safe than sorry.

[Number4]

Tvtropes.

[Niccolo]

I started using only 2-4 ingredients for my meals.

There's a recipe book for that.

Me? I always plan ridiculously complicated ways to do something - then have to remind myself that perpetual motion doesn't exist in this reality. It's more distressing for me since I'm an engineer.

[Oliolli]

Started thinking magma is the solution to anything.