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ggamer

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Re: Room.
« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2011, 05:27:29 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on May 15, 2011, 05:14:15 pm
Quote from: ggamer on May 14, 2011, 08:40:28 pm
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on May 14, 2011, 08:38:38 pm
*Knock knock*

> "Who's there?"

"JOHN! IT'SYA LANDLORD! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PAY THE FUCKING RENT TODAY! IF YOU DON"T PAY IT, I WILL COME IN THERE AND KILL YOU."
> "It's ya landlord WHO?"

"YA LANDLO'D, YA DUMB SON OF A BITCH!"

Quote from: TherosPherae on May 15, 2011, 05:11:34 pm
Prepare to chop off landlord's head with fire axe as she enters the room looking for John.

As she busts down the door, you say:

"Rent's due, BITCH!"

Quote from: noah22223 on May 15, 2011, 05:16:51 pm
Become Landlord.

You are an old LANDLORD.

You are feeling particularly CROTCHETY today.

You no longer have a head.

You are now (err-syn*78)

It appears you do not have a name.

What is your name?

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Re: Room.
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2011, 05:32:55 pm »
Since we are feeling particularly CROTCHETY today, we crochet a new head/face.

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Quote from: ggamer on May 15, 2011, 05:27:29 pm
What is your name?

> crochetface


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Re: Room.
« Reply #32 on: May 15, 2011, 05:44:59 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on May 15, 2011, 05:32:55 pm
Since we are feeling particularly CROTCHETY today, we crochet a new head/face.

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Quote from: ggamer on May 15, 2011, 05:27:29 pm
What is your name?

> crochetface

Doing so, it appears that your poorly crotched head falls off.

You are now (err-syn*78)

You still do not have a name.

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Re: Room.
« Reply #33 on: May 15, 2011, 06:11:50 pm »
>Helga
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Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
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Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

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Re: Room.
« Reply #34 on: May 15, 2011, 06:18:07 pm »
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Re: Room.
« Reply #35 on: May 15, 2011, 06:55:35 pm »
Quote from: TherosPherae on May 15, 2011, 06:11:50 pm
>Helga



You're name is Helga.

Fucked up name you have there.

You are now in a HALLWAY

there is a DOOR at the end of the HALLWAY.
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Re: Room.
« Reply #36 on: May 15, 2011, 06:57:11 pm »
> Collect rent from the noisy tenant with all the vinyl records.
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Re: Room.
« Reply #37 on: May 15, 2011, 07:27:19 pm »
Knock on door and yell about rent.
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Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
Quote from: Cthulhu
Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

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Re: Room.
« Reply #38 on: May 15, 2011, 08:07:49 pm »
Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on May 15, 2011, 06:57:11 pm
> Collect rent from the noisy tenant with all the vinyl records.

Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on May 15, 2011, 06:57:11 pm
> Collect rent from the noisy tenant with all the vinyl records.

Allow me to elaborate-

CROTCHETY MEANS BITCHY

THE FUCKING LANDLORD HAS NO VITAL ORGANS.

BLEH.
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Re: Room.
« Reply #39 on: May 15, 2011, 08:11:58 pm »
Attempt to retrieve vital organs.
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Being vengeance and the night could only be improved by being the ballpunching vengeful night.
Quote from: Cthulhu
Gotham's mysteriously high mental illness rate isn't so mysterious when you find out Batman thinks subduing a guy means spiking his head into the pavement like a football.

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Re: Room.
« Reply #40 on: May 15, 2011, 08:24:14 pm »
T_T

FUUUUCK THIS
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