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[noah22223]

Take his gun.

[ggamer]

Ascend.

Take his gun.

You take the guard's GUN, and ASCEND....

up the stairs.

You are now in the LOFT.

The exits are west, south, and down.

There is a stack of records in the corner.

There is a small mattress made of hay in the corner.



((I will never rip off homestuck. NEVER.))

[Krath]

Go through the NOT-OBVIOUS EXIT, out the window.

[ggamer]

Go through the NOT-OBVIOUS EXIT, out the window.

You jump out the window, and as you fall, ponder why the fuck you jumped out of the window from thirty stories up.

SAHV

Ascend.

Take his gun.

You take the guard's GUN, and ASCEND....

up the stairs.

You are now in the LOFT.

The exits are west, south, and down.

There is a stack of records in the corner.

There is a small mattress made of hay in the corner.



((I will never rip off homestuck. NEVER.))

[DinosaurusRex_x]

> Find a needle in the haystack

> Run the needle along the grooves of a random record to hear what it has to say.

[ggamer]

> Find a needle in the haystack

> Run the needle along the grooves of a random record to hear what it has to say.

You search through the MATRESS, and find a rather large NEEDLE underneath.

You run it along one of the records. It appears to be an old-timey piano track. It sounds nice.

You're noise attracts attention.

You hear a knocking on the door to the WEST

((anyone know good software to draw with? I was thinking GIMP, but I'm not sure.))

[ggamer]

bump.

[Ricky]

Grab a stack of records, ready to use them as ninja stars.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

*Knock knock*

> "Who's there?"

[ggamer]

Grab a stack of records, ready to use them as ninja stars.

You grab the five records, ready to throw them at whoever may enter.

*Knock knock*

> "Who's there?"

"JOHN! IT'SYA LANDLORD! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PAY THE FUCKING RENT TODAY! IF YOU DON"T PAY IT, I WILL COME IN THERE AND KILL YOU."

"WAIT A SECOND, YOU'RE NOT JOOOOHN!"

[TherosPherae]

Crash through door and kick landlord in the nuts.

[ggamer]

Crash through door and kick landlord in the nuts.

you break down the door and KICK THAT SON OF A BITCH IN THE NUTS!

Too bad it was a woman.

CHACKPAWNT

Grab a stack of records, ready to use them as ninja stars.

You grab the five records, ready to throw them at whoever may enter.

*Knock knock*

> "Who's there?"

"JOHN! IT'SYA LANDLORD! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PAY THE FUCKING RENT TODAY! IF YOU DON"T PAY IT, I WILL COME IN THERE AND KILL YOU."

"WAIT A SECOND, YOU'RE NOT JOOOOHN!"

[TherosPherae]

Prepare to chop off landlord's head with fire axe as she enters the room looking for John.

[DinosaurusRex_x]

*Knock knock*

> "Who's there?"

"JOHN! IT'SYA LANDLORD! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PAY THE FUCKING RENT TODAY! IF YOU DON"T PAY IT, I WILL COME IN THERE AND KILL YOU."

> "It's ya landlord WHO?"

[noah22223]

Become Landlord.