Call Chuck Norris and Duke Nukem to your aid!
CHUCK NORRIS appears from a DENNISwardly direction and tells you to fuck off.
Oh shit, he just roundhouse kicked you.
SAVE!
Retrieve YE FLASK from the depths of Dennis.
Head north until you almost die of starvation.
These orders conflict.
Oh shit.
Uh... Uh... Go DENNIS until we can find YE FLASK! Right!
This is simple.
Just step in here and jdkaknsgjaipjkgfjjhsiagjifjgdhigjrkjgkfjgfhjigrjkjajgijijagijijdkjgijrijaijgfjoaijirjgiajigjirajgaiojr'ylehyoggoth'soth;la;gnl;algnagjhOh jesus no fuck no fuck no you are not doing that.
I just saw things that would make chuck Norris lose his beard.
I think i'll go north.
You exit the room. There is a long corridor. a guard is standing in the middle of the hallway. there is a fire axe on the wall.
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> Tell Guard Ye Flask is Dennis.
Get him to chase it for you
The guard understands.
He says that all his life, he had guarded this corridor, helping the citizens of the wake. All of these years, he had wanted one thing in life, and that was a quest. And you have given it to him. He higs you, and heads DENNISwardly.
He syas to tell his wife he loves her.
Throw axe at his head. Run other way.
Grab fire axe and head south.
You then throw the FIRE AXE at him, decapitating him.
Which isn't good, says here he was supposed to kill all of the elder gods with CHUCK NORRIS and DUKE NUKEM.
Shit.
You head SOUTH, and are back in A ROOM.