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ggamer

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Room.
« on: May 13, 2011, 09:46:32 pm »
You wake up in a room.

The obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

YE FLASK is on the ground next to you.

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Krath

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Re: Room.
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 09:50:23 pm »
>Get YE FLASK

>Throw YE FLASK at DENNIS
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Re: Room.
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2011, 09:50:59 pm »
> Sing TROGDOR
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Re: Room.
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2011, 10:05:03 pm »
Quote from: Krath on May 13, 2011, 09:50:23 pm
>Get YE FLASK

>Throw YE FLASK at DENNIS

You get YE FLASK

You throw YE FLASK in a DENNISwardly direction, and it dissappears, probably getting cthulu totally bent. Congratulations.

*ahem*

Quote from: hubris_incalculable on May 13, 2011, 09:50:59 pm
> Sing TROGDOR

TROGDOOOOOOR!

BURNINATE THE PEASANTS!

You are now so fucking metal.

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Re: Room.
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 10:09:39 pm »
Head north until you almost die of starvation.
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Re: Room.
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2011, 10:11:34 pm »
Retrieve YE FLASK from the depths of Dennis.
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Quote from: ein on July 29, 2011, 11:29:01 pm
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Re: Room.
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2011, 10:54:44 pm »
Quote from: Krath on May 13, 2011, 10:11:34 pm
Retrieve YE FLASK from the depths of Dennis.
Quote from: Ricky on May 13, 2011, 10:09:39 pm
Head north until you almost die of starvation.

These orders conflict.

Oh shit.

Uh... Uh... Go DENNIS until we can find YE FLASK! Right!

This is simple.

Just step in here and jdkaknsgjaipjkgfjjhsiagjifjgdhigjrkjgkfjgfhjigrjkjajgijijagijijdkjgijrijaijgfjoaijirjgiajigjirajgaiojr'ylehyoggoth'soth;la;gnl;algnagjhOh jesus no fuck no fuck no you are not doing that.

I just saw things that would make chuck Norris lose his beard.

I think i'll go north.

You exit the room. There is a long corridor. a guard is standing in the middle of the hallway. there is a fire axe on the wall.

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noah22223

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Re: Room.
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2011, 10:58:25 pm »
Grab fire axe, make jack-o-lantern out of Guard Head.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: Room.
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2011, 11:10:03 pm »
Quote from: noah22223 on May 13, 2011, 10:58:25 pm
Grab fire axe, make jack-o-lantern out of Guard Head.

You grab the fire-axe, and make an ill-concieved attempt to kill the guard.

He grabs the handle and asks why you are so retarded.

You stand there dumbfounded.

So he shoots you.

SAHV SCHUMMAUN!

Quote from: ggamer on May 13, 2011, 10:54:44 pm
Quote from: Krath on May 13, 2011, 10:11:34 pm
Retrieve YE FLASK from the depths of Dennis.
Quote from: Ricky on May 13, 2011, 10:09:39 pm
Head north until you almost die of starvation.

These orders conflict.

Oh shit.

Uh... Uh... Go DENNIS until we can find YE FLASK! Right!

This is simple.

Just step in here and jdkaknsgjaipjkgfjjhsiagjifjgdhigjrkjgkfjgfhjigrjkjajgijijagijijdkjgijrijaijgfjoaijirjgiajigjirajgaiojr'ylehyoggoth'soth;la;gnl;algnagjhOh jesus no fuck no fuck no you are not doing that.

I just saw things that would make chuck Norris lose his beard.

I think i'll go north.

You exit the room. There is a long corridor. a guard is standing in the middle of the hallway. there is a fire axe on the wall.

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Re: Room.
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2011, 11:17:36 pm »
Grab fire axe and head south.
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Re: Room.
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2011, 11:24:33 pm »
Throw axe at his head. Run other way.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on July 05, 2011, 05:58:25 am
So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

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Re: Room.
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2011, 12:33:35 am »
> Tell Guard Ye Flask is Dennis.

Get him to chase it for you
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Re: Room.
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2011, 12:52:29 am »
Call Chuck Norris and Duke Nukem to your aid!
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Re: Room.
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2011, 12:10:35 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 14, 2011, 12:52:29 am
Call Chuck Norris and Duke Nukem to your aid!

CHUCK NORRIS appears from a DENNISwardly direction and tells you to fuck off.

Oh shit, he just roundhouse kicked you.

SAVE!

Quote from: ggamer on May 13, 2011, 10:54:44 pm
Quote from: Krath on May 13, 2011, 10:11:34 pm
Retrieve YE FLASK from the depths of Dennis.
Quote from: Ricky on May 13, 2011, 10:09:39 pm
Head north until you almost die of starvation.

These orders conflict.

Oh shit.

Uh... Uh... Go DENNIS until we can find YE FLASK! Right!

This is simple.

Just step in here and jdkaknsgjaipjkgfjjhsiagjifjgdhigjrkjgkfjgfhjigrjkjajgijijagijijdkjgijrijaijgfjoaijirjgiajigjirajgaiojr'ylehyoggoth'soth;la;gnl;algnagjhOh jesus no fuck no fuck no you are not doing that.

I just saw things that would make chuck Norris lose his beard.

I think i'll go north.

You exit the room. There is a long corridor. a guard is standing in the middle of the hallway. there is a fire axe on the wall.

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Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on May 14, 2011, 12:33:35 am
> Tell Guard Ye Flask is Dennis.

Get him to chase it for you

The guard understands.

He says that all his life, he had guarded this corridor, helping the citizens of the wake. All of these years, he had wanted one thing in life, and that was a quest. And you have given it to him. He higs you, and heads DENNISwardly.

He syas to tell his wife he loves her.

Quote from: noah22223 on May 13, 2011, 11:24:33 pm
Throw axe at his head. Run other way.

Quote from: TherosPherae on May 13, 2011, 11:17:36 pm
Grab fire axe and head south.

You then throw the FIRE AXE at him, decapitating him.

Which isn't good, says here he was supposed to kill all of the elder gods with CHUCK NORRIS and DUKE NUKEM.

Shit.

You head SOUTH, and are back in A ROOM.
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Re: Room.
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2011, 12:49:48 pm »
Ascend.
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