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Quietust

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Re: Selective Smiting Sock
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2011, 06:55:00 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on May 13, 2011, 04:06:03 pm
Hatches are instant, bridges and doors and such are on a delay.
Doors are also instant - it's floodgates that are on a delay.
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Quote from: Lord Dakoth on September 17, 2009, 10:47:58 pm
It's amazing how dwarves can make a stack of bones completely waterproof and magmaproof.
Quote from: Neruz on September 18, 2009, 06:58:26 am
It's amazing how they can make an entire floodgate out of the bones of 2 cats.

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Re: Selective Smiting Sock
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2011, 07:30:55 pm »
Ah, right right.
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Re: Selective Smiting Sock
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2011, 09:26:01 pm »
Quote from: Lectorog on May 13, 2011, 04:17:03 pm
One Sock to rule them all.
One Sock to find them.
One Sock to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them.

krenshala is taken by a fey mood.

Three Socks for the Elven-pox under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Sock to rule them all, One Sock to play them,
One Sock to bring them all so Giant Badgers slay them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
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Zepave Dawnhogs the Butterfly of Vales the Marsh Titan ... was taken out by a single novice axedwarf and his pet war kitten. Long Live Domas Etasastesh Adilloram, slayer of the snow butterfly!
Doesn't quite have the ring of heroics to it...
Mother: "...and after the evil snow butterfly was defeated, Domas and his kitten lived happily ever after!"
Kids: "Yaaaay!"

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Re: Selective Smiting Sock
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2011, 12:28:44 am »
I just saw this thread. 

This......this is pure genius.  My mind has been blown by the epicness of the awesome.  I am humbled by the sheer amount of absurdity. 
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Re: Selective Smiting Sock
« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2011, 10:14:18 pm »
Quote from: krenshala on May 13, 2011, 09:26:01 pm
Quote from: Lectorog on May 13, 2011, 04:17:03 pm
One Sock to rule them all.
One Sock to find them.
One Sock to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them.

krenshala is taken by a fey mood.

Three Socks for the Elven-pox under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Sock to rule them all, One Sock to play them,
One Sock to bring them all so Giant Badgers slay them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
SOMEONE GET URISTMCGANDALF!
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Re: Selective Smiting Sock
« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2011, 10:22:48 pm »
Quote from: Tlc2011 on June 02, 2011, 10:14:18 pm
Quote from: krenshala on May 13, 2011, 09:26:01 pm
Quote from: Lectorog on May 13, 2011, 04:17:03 pm
One Sock to rule them all.
One Sock to find them.
One Sock to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them.

krenshala is taken by a fey mood.

Three Socks for the Elven-pox under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Sock to rule them all, One Sock to play them,
One Sock to bring them all so Giant Badgers slay them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
SOMEONE GET URISTMCGANDALF!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS the sock.
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Ace_Warbringer

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Re: Selective Smiting Sock
« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2011, 11:35:19 pm »
Bwaaa-hahahahahahah!!!!

Now i'll get you my pretty! and your little d too!
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Quote from: Callista on November 09, 2012, 02:11:39 am
Though maybe that's the issue. The concept is just too simple for the dwarven mind to grasp!

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Re: Selective Smiting Sock
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2011, 02:50:52 am »
I applaud your efforts.
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