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Author Topic: CANNOT be impoved by magma?  (Read 9447 times)

FrisianDude

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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2011, 11:18:36 am »
A hunting dog.
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Necro910

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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2011, 11:22:42 am »
Quote from: FrisianDude on May 13, 2011, 11:18:36 am
A hunting dog.
!!Hunting dog!! kills faster.
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FrisianDude

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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #32 on: May 13, 2011, 11:25:40 am »
Like *butts(25)* it does. It'd yowl and yelp and die. Any marmot-kebab-to-be'd just snigger at that.
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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2011, 11:31:44 am »
Sometimes dwarfes aren't diagnosed properly. Magma can re-injure them and cause another diagnosis, while avoiding permanent damage. Therefore, magma improves dwarfen healthcare! QED!
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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2011, 11:34:43 am »
Quote from: Number4 on May 13, 2011, 11:31:44 am
Sometimes dwarfes aren't diagnosed properly. Magma can re-injure them and cause another diagnosis, while avoiding permanent damage. Therefore, magma improves dwarfen healthcare! QED!

Indeed, but not surgery specifically.
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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2011, 11:40:23 am »
A dwarf suffering from art defacement
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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2011, 11:42:58 am »
Quote from: Zdrok on May 13, 2011, 11:40:23 am
A dwarf suffering from art defacement
Too easy. Magma the fucker.

I am drop dead terrible at fortresses.
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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2011, 12:48:57 pm »
What's with this tendency to arbitrarily claim what is and what isn't Dwarfy? Why would a megalomaniac Dwarf Overlord give half of a bearded fuck about what other megalomaniac Dwarf Overlords prefer?
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Necro910

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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2011, 01:07:00 pm »
Quote from: FrisianDude on May 13, 2011, 12:48:57 pm
What's with this tendency to arbitrarily claim what is and what isn't Dwarfy? Why would a megalomaniac Dwarf Overlord give half of a bearded fuck about what other megalomaniac Dwarf Overlords prefer?
Magma.
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Necro910

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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2011, 01:07:52 pm »
Quote from: Number4 on May 13, 2011, 12:44:44 pm
NOW I have a problem I want to have solved with magma. Your fucking pointless quote pyramid.

Number4 throws a -granite throne- across the room...
You need to magmatize it.

But you don't have access to magma in RL.  :P
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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2011, 04:55:45 pm »
Cleaned up a quote pyramid.  Please don't make those.  They lag many browsers and are rude to people trying to read the thread.
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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2011, 05:17:43 pm »
Quote from: Toady One on May 13, 2011, 04:55:45 pm
Cleaned up a quote pyramid.  Please don't make those.  They lag many browsers and are rude to people trying to read the thread.

I apologise everyone, I wasn't thinking when I helped make it originally. By the time I saw we were just playing with it, I made a point of stopping, but I should have deleted it. I should have been more considerate. It certainly won't happen again, I'll make sure of that.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2011, 05:32:15 pm by Owlbread »
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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2011, 05:39:59 pm »
*gasp*
THE TOADY ONE HAS SPOKEN!

ALL MUST OBEY HIS WORD!
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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #43 on: May 13, 2011, 05:42:07 pm »
Now here's a thought. Can you improve Toady with magma?
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Re: CANNOT be impoved by magma?
« Reply #44 on: May 13, 2011, 05:52:11 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on May 13, 2011, 05:42:07 pm
Now here's a thought. Can you improve Toady with magma?

!!Toady!!

...On second thought, not a good idea.
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