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Author Topic: Damnit, scientists!  (Read 3004 times)

noah22223

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #60 on: May 14, 2011, 01:44:26 pm »

You head toward the armory with your weapons raised.
Suddenly, a mutant crawls out of a vent!
There is an eerie glow near his heart.
He lacks eyes.
His arms are humongous.
He roars and begins charging!
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
Goddammit.

DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #61 on: May 14, 2011, 01:45:57 pm »

Blast the glow!
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noah22223

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2011, 01:52:06 pm »

You and the security guard blast the glow.
He grows bigger!
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #63 on: May 14, 2011, 01:53:15 pm »

Yikes!

Shoot where his eyes should be, and barrel roll out of the way if the mutant charges by us.
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noah22223

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #64 on: May 14, 2011, 01:56:02 pm »

You shoot for the head.
He isn't even phased!
He charges as you!
You dodge out of the way, but he catches the Guard!
He is punching the guard against a wall!
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Zako

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #65 on: May 14, 2011, 09:43:02 pm »

Shit! What do we do?! Ummm...

See if you can cripple his arms!
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Criptfeind

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #66 on: May 14, 2011, 10:15:16 pm »

Keep shooting the glow. He shall be too big to function!
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noah22223

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #67 on: May 14, 2011, 11:16:06 pm »

You shoot for his arms, in a hope of a tendon shot!
Success!
His arm slumps worthlessly, and the guard falls down, unconscious.
He is now glaring at you with orbs of light.
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Criptfeind

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2011, 11:18:17 pm »

Fine. Shoot the other arm, then his head.
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #69 on: May 14, 2011, 11:20:14 pm »

Rip out orbs with bare hands.
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noah22223

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #70 on: May 14, 2011, 11:23:57 pm »

You shoot at the other arm, and fail at a tendon shot.
He is now charging at you!
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Criptfeind

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #71 on: May 14, 2011, 11:43:06 pm »

Head shoot.
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noah22223

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #72 on: May 14, 2011, 11:44:40 pm »

You release a controlled burst at his head!
He is not even phased.
The guard has awakened!
The guard shoots the mutant in the head with a 50. Desert Eagle!
The mutants head explodes!
The mutant keeps charging!
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So I'm a Depressing Jesus Wizard being stalked by Satan Lights, and my home's wiring is going bad?
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #73 on: May 14, 2011, 11:46:18 pm »

Use !!SCIENCE!! and determine WHY it grew when you shot it in the orbs.
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Criptfeind

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #74 on: May 15, 2011, 12:22:07 am »

Shot it's glowy again. Also, get out of the way of Mr blind now.
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