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noah22223

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Damnit, scientists!
« on: May 12, 2011, 09:33:19 pm »

You wake up in a room.
There is a 9mm 1911 pistol next to you.
There are 3 1911 magazines next to you.
There is a man facing away from you.
His skin is noticeably pale.
you are completely strapped down, other then your right hand, which is right now right next to the Colt.
The man shudders.

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2011, 09:40:13 pm »

Shoot him.

Duh.
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noah22223

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2011, 09:42:06 pm »

You attempt to shoot the pale man.
He slumps for a moment, then gets back to what he was doing.
The hole caused by the bullet seems to refill itself.
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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2011, 09:43:38 pm »

Take notes of the injury's healing process, then shoot again.
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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2011, 09:49:04 pm »

You shoot again.
His arm slumps due to a tendon shot.
He screams and turns to you.
He is holding a large needle.
The needle is full of a green liquid.
His face looks emaciated.
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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2011, 09:50:07 pm »

Shoot his eyes
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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2011, 09:51:46 pm »

You shoot, aiming high.
It penetrates his forehead.
He stiffens for a moment, then it fills up.
He has grabbed your tied down hand.
Your Colt has 4 shots left.
His eyes have begun glowing.
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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2011, 09:52:44 pm »

Shoot his crotch, that should probably paralyze him long enough for us to do something to get away.
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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2011, 09:56:01 pm »

You shoot his groin.
He is unphased.
His face has started morphing.
He has sprayed a small bit of the green liquid into the air.
The droplets that touch the ground dissolve the concrete with a siss
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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2011, 09:57:51 pm »

Take the hint.
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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2011, 10:01:26 pm »

You shoot the syringe.
The liquid dissolves his hand, causing him to scream.
It spreads, and quickly has dissolved both the ropes strapping you down, and most of him.
You are now standing up.
The door has a keycard slot.
There is a corpse here.
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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2011, 10:14:40 pm »

loot da cropse! get da keekard!
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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2011, 10:23:04 pm »

You loot the corpse of the pale man.
You get RED KEYCARD!
*Doo Dee Doo!*

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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2011, 10:38:55 pm »

Use keycard to open door.
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Re: Damnit, scientists!
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2011, 10:41:17 pm »

You open the door with the keycard.
You are in a hallway.
there are 4 doors on either side.
Blood is smeared everywhere.
There are 3 security guard corpses here.
There is a pale scientist here.
He has a vial on his belt.
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