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Demonic Spoon

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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2011, 10:14:34 am »

You're on.
Our mind is our weapon! But seriously, get a better weapon, more DAKKA!
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noah22223

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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2011, 10:16:17 am »

Now that I think about it, we should have probably searched the guard for weapons before we turned him into a monster.
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Angel Of Death

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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2011, 10:16:32 am »

You try your keycard on the closest door. The light above the door turns off and sparks fly from the keycard swiper.

You try it with every other cell door and the same thing happens...

You search for a better weapon in the cell block. You find a metal water pipe and what looks like a metal brick...
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noah22223

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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2011, 10:17:29 am »

Search for a 'Test Subject' for our new weapon.
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2011, 10:18:51 am »

Attempt to hack a door using nothing but our mastery of SCIENCE, a keycard, a shard of metal and some spit.
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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2011, 10:19:41 am »

You think of searching for a monster to kill, but you are rudely interrupted by the sound of a claw tearing through metal. You are confronted with your abomination once more.

He is currently a medium distance away.
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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2011, 10:21:15 am »

"You will obey me! I am your creator and lord and master. Cross me and you shall suffer my wrath! I order you to break down these other doors."

Wonder what kind of super bone his claw arm is made of. We must get a sample!
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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2011, 10:22:28 am »

You say "You will obey me! I am your creator and lord and master. Cross me and you shall suffer my wrath! I order you to break down these other doors." to the creature. He responds by making deep, grunty noises.

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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2011, 10:24:27 am »

Map:
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Point the pipe at the door.
"Bash that down!"
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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2011, 10:25:20 am »

"Don't backtalk me you impudent abomination of nature! Now get started on those doors!"

Ready our weapon in case he attacks us. Wish that there was a bluff skill.

Five bucks says he bashes down the door and starts hunting us Amnesia Style.

It seems I lost, here are the 5 bucks:

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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2011, 10:28:34 am »

I think I had better start making maps to indicate where we are.

You point at what seems to be the main exit and shout "Bash that down!" to the monster. He growls at you. You shout "Don't backtalk me you impudent abomination of nature! Now get started on those doors!" at him.

 

He is unphased. He continues to lumber towards you. He is now in melee distance! You stab him in the head and he seems to be unaffected!
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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2011, 10:29:47 am »

There is only one thing left to do. Hit. him. HARDER.
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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2011, 10:31:49 am »

You follow up that hit with a monsterous strike with your metal pipe!

It hits him right in the head! He collapses to his knees!
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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2011, 10:35:17 am »

"Do you accept my lordship over you now?"

If he does not, hit him again.
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Re: What happened here?
« Reply #44 on: May 12, 2011, 10:38:56 am »

You say "Do you accept my lordship over you now?". He gets angrier and swings his claw into your stomach. Luckily, it's not very sharp and the worst thing that you get is a deep cut. You swing at his head again! It loses all structural integrity and collapses into a pile of mush.

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