Dortimus, 2nd Granite, 775, Early Spring
Well, journal, I have good news and bad news.
Here's the Bad news....
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN THE LITERAL FUCK IS GOING ON. HOW HAVE I LIVED HERE FOR SEASONS AND NOT KNOWN HALF THE SHIT I DON'T KNOW SO FAR, HOW HAS THIS PLACE LASTED PAST THE FIRST 10 YEARS IS BEYOND ME, IF I COULD FIND THE GUY THAT MADE THIS FORT THE WAY IT IS, I'D TELL HIM WHAT A, ELVISH, MIASMA EMITING, VOMIT INDUCING, ROTTEN FOOTED, GOBLIN LOVING, KOBOLD LICKING, ALCOHOL ABSTINENT, TREE LOVING, HUMAN IMITATING, DEMON WORSHIPING, MAGGOT ADORING, BEARDLESS, BRAINLESS, TALL, BAT-FACED, USELESS SACK OF *monkey brute* SHIT THAT HE IS. ARMOK ALMIGHTY, AND HOLY SHIT.
OK, that felt good. Here's the good news:
I Found Gunpowdertea! Apparently he demoted himself to Captain of the Militia, The marks-dwarfs squad:
And speaking of the Militia, I reformatted it to a way that I find usable: ( Note, not included is the melee specialists, I have not figured them out yet. But I will... Oh yes how I will.....)
I have some preliminary plans for a "Danger course" of sorts, This is what I have planned
So far (Notice, I also found the arena, but if this plan works, I may not need it.):
By Armok I will usher in a New age for Deathgate. They will sing songs of my valor, And when my name is spoken, ALL ENEMIES OF THE BASEMENT OF MURDER WILL COWER IN FEAR, OF ME, DORTIMUS UZOLDGEL.
End Journal, Dortimus.
{ooc: yeah yeah, I know, 1 day. But I'm tired again tonight, so I'll just regale you with plans of the future, and I MIGHT get some good shit in tomorrow. I also wanted input on the Danger course, Not sure if it's treading too close to danger room territory or not, gimme input)