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[AnimaRytak]

Hahaha I like my new dorf already!

I just realised your last name 'Tuntholest' is two letters away from being an incredible cuss word. I'm not going to say it out loud, but the letters are 'c' and 'm', respectively.

I lol'd heartily.  Well played.

My next fort shall be named after this stalwart example of dwarven kind.

[Dermonster]

Wait I don't see it oooh I see it now.

[Velard]

Hahaha I like my new dorf already!

I just realised your last name 'Tuntholest' is two letters away from being an incredible cuss word. I'm not going to say it out loud, but the letters are 'c' and 'm', respectively.

I lol'd heartily.  Well played.

My next fort shall be named after this stalwart example of dwarven kind.

HAHAHA, that's genius. Velard Tuntholest the Cheese Bonanza, I originally wanted a male, but it seems that Armok has spoken.
Please change my custom Profession to Spear Polisher.

:suggestive:

[Eoganachta]

Hahaha I like my new dorf already!

I just realised your last name 'Tuntholest' is two letters away from being an incredible cuss word. I'm not going to say it out loud, but the letters are 'c' and 'm', respectively.

I lol'd heartily.  Well played.

My next fort shall be named after this stalwart example of dwarven kind.

HAHAHA, that's genius. Velard Tuntholest the Cheese Bonanza, I originally wanted a male, but it seems that Armok has spoken.
Please change my custom Profession to Spear Polisher.

:suggestive:

This is Deathgate; we have invaded Hell to grow strawberries! I don't think we understand subtly.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Hahaha I like my new dorf already!

I just realised your last name 'Tuntholest' is two letters away from being an incredible cuss word. I'm not going to say it out loud, but the letters are 'c' and 'm', respectively.

I lol'd heartily.  Well played.

My next fort shall be named after this stalwart example of dwarven kind.

HAHAHA, that's genius. Velard Tuntholest the Cheese Bonanza, I originally wanted a male, but it seems that Armok has spoken.
Please change my custom Profession to Spear Polisher.

:suggestive:

This is Deathgate; we have invaded Hell to grow strawberries! I don't think we understand subtly.

Oooh, that is fun to do.  The trouble is finding an adamantine spire you can get a straight vertical passage to Hell with.  Well that and getting it through the cavern layers without letting the wildlife into the fortress

[tryrar]

yo am I still around or did my dorf bite it at some time? If so, redorf when available since we can't have one of the overseers missing from this!

[Mitchewawa]

1. I forgot to put in a title for chapter six! 
2. Yeah, Tyrar is dead. Long live Tyrar II, legendary weaponsmith!
3. I'm playing right now, I'll have an update soon.

[Mitchewawa]

The life of Mitchewawa, Ruler of Deathgate

Chapter 7: Worker Bees

6th Hematite:



No! I've only got one wall to fill in to make the base tight!
Demons approaching as well, from the north east!


March on, worker bees!


March on, know your enemy!


March along, with your blindfolds on!


March along, with your weapons drawn!


_{That fuckshitasshat is in my room!}


Can Armok forgive what we've done?


Can we fight we fight to save our home?


Will we die to save our souls?





Mere meters away from rescue, and after putting up a magnificent fight, Ovg the Supreme, Lord Commander of the Dabbling Sheilds, the front line defence against the demons, was taken from us.


The brave defenders of Deathgate destroy the monster, fuelled by rage. Some in more sadistic ways than others.
The slayers of both the Demon and the Forgotten Beast was a dabbling axedwarf; Irith Bersosh. The first Beast was also slain during the fight; a crossbow bolt to the head from forever away. No one had even noticed the lone marksdwarf sitting atop his fortification. No one has been infected with poisonous gases or bloods. We're safe.

It is now the 9th of Hematite; only mid summer. I've still got two and a half seasons to go.

[NRDL]

Can I pretty please have a status update on my dwarf? 

[Edmus]

Yeah me too, please?

[Velard]

Yeah me too, please?

Me three!

[Flaede]

Epic. Dude who fell down the chasm deserves a SERIOUSLY boss tombstone/shrine.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Epic. Dude who fell down the chasm deserves a SERIOUSLY boss tombstone/shrine.

They're not dead - they're scouting the lower levels of Hell!

[Mitchewawa]

Considering I just dorfed Vel, she's fine and still partying hard.
NRDL is alive and well; a swordsdworf with two crundles on his kill list. Good for you.
Edmus is marked as undwarfed on the main page, and I can't find him in the unit list. He's presumed dead.

[Epithemius]

Can I get a dwarfing?
Name: Epithemius
Job Name: Rudimentary Surgeon
Profession: Diagnostician/Butcher
The more emotionally damaged and nearing insanity, the better.