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[lopocozo]

Would you kindly dorf me? I want to be a part of this in some way.
Name:Lopo
Profession:Miner

[Karakzon]

downloading. will get it done within the next few days.
but right now i require sustanence so.

Edit:
This is a artifact fortress,
This is deathgate, it is adorned with 434 animals what?
This is deathgate, the pages for the dead cats alone is at least 10 screensworth.

first order of buisness to stop my fps from crashing: all the useless animals bar a breeding pair, are going striaght into magma.
second order: everywere that dosent lead to anywere is getting sealed up
third order: bulk up the millarery and try find out why we have an engraver with just 1 arm and no legs dragging theirselfs across the floor.

Second edit:

Permission to use the hack programn DF clean?
im on 8fps here. its gonna take an age to get my year done.

[Flaede]

Karakzon - Good luck with your efforts.

Also, some amusement here:

I don't think I !!am!!, therefore I !!am!! not

Yes, I am.

[Karakzon]

i think its best if you pass me. ive been on this for 4 hours and im still not past granite.
My laptop is not up to this.

[Flaede]

Crap. Thought I had more time to prepare. I've got two days off, tomorrow and the next day. But today is not a day I can start this.
Also, I've never used DF Clean, but if it would help FPS that much does anyone mind if I give it a go? It would be sad if more worthies like Karakzon were not able to take turns due to FPS death.

[AnimaRytak]

dfclean from dfhack?  It would help but it wouldn't fix everything.  We still need to cage all the roaming animals and reduce the amount of fluids being calculated.  Destroying some of the stone we've stockpiled will help too.

Of course, with hell being breached and 3 caverns open, it's going to be rather slow regardless.

[Flaede]

Just trying to do what I can. My turn when I get to it will likely consist of me trying to reduce/cage/pasture all the animals. That and wall up extra paths. Not sure I should be the one to tackle fluids, I can imagine that ending with disaster. That or me deciding to try and breach HEAVEN so as to have a platform to drop said fluids from.

[Karakzon]

what i can gather:
the new forges have an open magma pit, so they can be used for animal disposal.

the new farms have an open with no way to cut off the flow link to the last cavern layer, so weve got alot of fluid calculations from their.

theirs also a engraver who only has one arm dragging themselfs about...

[Flaede]

Engraving is the best use for a one armed no legged-dwarf. They see the world from an entirely different perspective.

Ok. I'm off for the day. I can start my turn tomorrow. If someone would rather take a crack at this ahead of me, I am totally fine with this. Move me to the end of the list.

[AnimaRytak]

Karakzon, do you wanna pass or skip your turn? 
If you pass I'll end you to the end of the list.

[roboHobo]

Hi Guys, this is pretty cool.
I have an idea. Is it possible to nickname ghosts?
I'd like to be ghost dorfed!
If it isn't too much inconvenience I'd love to be a constantly partying undead dwarf.
Name: RoboHobo
Profession: Partying!

[Blade Master Model 42]

This is a artifact fortress,
This is deathgate, it is adorned with 434 animals what?
This is deathgate, the pages for the dead cats alone is at least 10 screensworth.

*cracks knuckles* Howzabout this?

Rashinod Okbodgeshud "Deathgate the Doom-Fortress"

This is an artifact fortress. All craftdwarfship is of the maddest quality. It is adorned with rings of text. It menaces with spikes of animals. It is decorated with adamantine awesome. On the fortress is an image of Overseers in demon blood. The Overseers are cackling insanely. On the Fortress is an image of animals and CPU. The animals are milling about. The CPU is in the fetal position. On the fortress is an image of the BATTEREY and physics. The Batterey is producing power from nothing. The physics is weeping. On the Fortress is an image of dwarves and demons. The dwarves are striking menacing poses. The demons are decomposing. On the fortress is an image of dead cats in cat bone. The cats are self-referential.

[Karakzon]

strike me from the turn list ide not be able to run this beasty unless someone managed to get the fps way up.

and masterfully done Blade Master.

[Flaede]

"borrowing time" on a better computer than my own. Downloading save. Hoping for the best.

[Umune]

I would forgo decapitating goblins to take a turn. I'll take #25, if there are no objections.

And preferably dorf'd. (I'm not picky, just want my name)