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[NRDL]

Baelor is alive and unblistered.

I haven't had any named dorfs die since the last update.

Kudos to you, then. 

[ThatAussieGuy]

A bunch of the non-named dwarves have it. Let me see if I can give a list, at least, of the named dorfs with rotting feet.

ThatAussieDwarf

Damn.  I don't suppose there's a hospital somewhere in the escheresque nightmare of tunnels that make up the fort?

[kefkakrazy]

I don't know if we have any way of curing demon sickness. There's a hospital, but it's pretty much a bunch of beds and the Mad Fool going "yep that's a gaping leg wound alright, here's a bandaid."

we have no soap, lots of infections in the fort.

[NRDL]

How do you make soap? 

[Blade Master Model 42]

How do you make soap?

You need a few things.

You need wood, which you burn to ash, and make into lye.

You need fat, which you render into tallow.

You need a Soapmaker's Workshop, and a soaper to combine the lye and tallow.

It's a tad involved, but we should get some soap.

[ThatAussieGuy]

If you can channel a drain to somewhere through a floor leading to the hellbunker, slap a grate over it and pour water down from above, you'll keep them from tracking the filth into the rest of the fort. 

I also get the feeling Mitchewawa's chuckling at me for the karmic payback of my dwarf getting rotten feet after taking his dwarf's fancy vacated bedroom...

[Mitchewawa]

HAHAH.

BUT WE'RE STILL ALL DOOMED.

[kefkakrazy]

How do you make soap?

You need a few things.

You need wood, which you burn to ash, and make into lye.

You need fat, which you render into tallow.

You need a Soapmaker's Workshop, and a soaper to combine the lye and tallow.

It's a tad involved, but we should get some soap.

Is rocknut oil still glitchy? If not, you can also make soap from rock nuts.

[Velard]

In Deathgate II, we should enslave a group of vampires, feed them animals/barrels of blood so they may survive, then when we break into the Candy Store, we unleash them as a blitzkrieg unit upon the Clowns. They'll never know what hit them.

[Grath]

In Deathgate II, we should enslave a group of vampires, feed them animals/barrels of blood so they may survive, then when we break into the Candy Store, we unleash them as a blitzkrieg unit upon the Clowns. They'll never know what hit them.

OR convert the entire fortress into vampires by 'milking' the vampires (via training spears) into the main drinking water reservoir.

[Eoganachta]

Can I get an update on my dorf Eoganachta?

[kefkakrazy]

Working on what will be final update.

Eoganachta is not only dead, but is risen as a ghost and is haunting people.

[kefkakrazy]

Okay, guys. I need some input here. Major emergency.

I fucked up royally and let an assassin bug fiend into the fort. It's still inside the hellbunker... but the military is basically nonexistant at this point and I don't know if I can stop it short of walling off the hellbunker.

Do I savescum at this point and start over on this particular session, and not do the attempted awesomery that resulted in this, or do I let it play through and hand the next overseer a true royal clusterfuck?


Of note: Kenbo, Baelor, and Dortimus have already bit it if I do save this session.

[scaliper]

The smart thing to do is probably savescum. The dorfy thing to do is wall off the fort and figure out a way to get that thing killed. I vote for the dorfy thing.

[Teh_Idort]

Okay, guys. I need some input here. Major emergency.

I fucked up royally and let an assassin bug fiend into the fort. It's still inside the hellbunker... but the military is basically nonexistant at this point and I don't know if I can stop it short of walling off the hellbunker.

Do I savescum at this point and start over on this particular session, and not do the attempted awesomery that resulted in this, or do I let it play through and hand the next overseer a true royal clusterfuck?


Of note: Kenbo, Baelor, and Dortimus have already bit it if I do save this session.

God dommot Kro.