Jocgame dorfed. You're a legendary mechanic; there's plenty of legendaries undorfed to go around. Of note, you have a couple minor wounds, probably the result of demon sickness; half the fort has it now so don't feel too bad, and it doesn't seem THAT debilitating.
I'm up to Sandstone, hoping to go further tonight, but the remainder of my turn is likely to be a pretty light update outside of any interesting events. I've done my "piece."
Thinking of it, by the way. If they were at all capable of gaining skills or stats, I would put a danger room in the DUCKOTRON in a
heartbeat. We totally only agreed on no danger rooms for
dwarves.5 TIMBER
The dwarves have started to reclaim their Hell Bunker from the forces of evil that beseiged it during their moment of weakness. They are still too frightened to open the walls and lay claim to it, but at the last, Hell has receded from it. Good for them. (I personally hope that they open the walls to reclaim their precious hellfarm, and find a monkey brute waiting for them...)
The population in their hideous DUCKOTRON has started to
explode. I surmise that within a few generations, there'll truly be enough of an army to take Hell itself.
They've even started EXPANDING the damned thing. One of their managers ordered another twenty nestboxes, and the sealed room has been (at this point) nearly completed and is only awaiting its incubation system (nest boxes) and connection to the main DUCKOTRON.
Alkhemia got bored of watching the ducks breed and floated off. First thing she did was possess a miner, Catten, who was working on the NEO-DUCKOTRON and drive her nuts. She ran off, throwing off all her clothes and keeping only her pick, then started screaming obscenities at everyone she saw. Shortly after, she stood in place for some time, waving her pick around and screaming threats at passers-by, until she tore up an adamantine
road, then ran off...
What in
the hell is this thing? I haven't even seen it before, and I've scanned through this
damn place a number of times.
WHERE WAS IT. I followed a dwarf, and he ran through it. Is this some quantum fragging room? Have these little lunatics started screwing with
quantum physics!?
Oh, this was where Catten ran off to. Oddly befitting her name, she ran off from the site of her demolition of a road worth more than her life, to chop a cat into mincemeat with her pick. Alkhemia
really must have done something to her to piss her off this bad. The military's after her now for a beating.
[OOC: Working on it, up to Timber now. Expanding the Duckotron, working on the hellbunker some, and watching ghost cause trouble. One is fun, one is pleasant, one is
frigging hilarious.]