Oh, and now you've moved on from insulting me to fabricating sarcastic quotes. How... Intelligent. You're making this needlessly personal. Again. Here's a suggestion:
defend Fizz properly rather than trying to chainsaw defend.
Oh, and here's a few champions with 'unique' mechanics I like, though I may not like actually playing them.
Rek'Sai. (Though admittedly I don't find her very fun to play and initially her numbers were too good.)
Kalista.
Anivia.
Trundle.
Jarvan.
Karma.
Karthus.
Oalf.
Orianna.
Shaco.
Shen.
Sion.
Thresh. (Even if seeing him all the time is a pain.)
Vi.
Vlad.
Xerath.
Swain.
Syndra.
Rammus.
Quinn.
Mordekaiser.
Jayce. (Used to hate him though, back when he was just flat out too strong.)
Draven.
Cho'Gath.
Braum.
Brand.
Yes, even god damned Teemo.
Lo and behold, here's something where I actually agree with you.
I miss Wit's End being mana burn.
A few other things I miss is the old art for Thornmail and Vampiric Scepter.
They
are getting better with exploring new mechanics though thankfully, See: Azir, Kalista, Rek'Sai, Gnar (though I also think Gnar is ridiculous, though for different reasons to Fizz.)
There was actually a post from Morello I believe (or it might have been some other Rioter) explaining why they'd finally decided to start doing more unique things that originally they said they would never do. Something along the lines of 'we've figured out how to implement them properly'.