Let me brag, guys.
Was playing Jarvan top. Low level game, so had to go 1vs2 in lane while bot was 2vs2 - enemy team without jungler, nothing rare at this level. Lane vs Gangplank + Kha'zix. Decide to start cloth+5 pots and just keep them busy. Told my jungler to not help me - I was drawing the attention of 2 people anyway, so it's better to just make sure the other lanes win.
Played quite safe, got to lv5. Was low on hp. They decided to be REAL MEN and dive me. Suddenly gained lv 6 because of minion dying under tower, ult -> flash (low mana, couldn't E-Q out), got a kill on Gangplank. Bought another cloth and the 720gp pure armor item. When I was back in lane, I thought "hey, they're not dealing much damage, this isn't so bad".
They didn't push. They wanted to simply farm. I kept harassing with Q. Both of them were at 50%-ish hp and I was 60%-ish, Gangplank had no mana. I decided I'm going to die when they started chasing me and thought "screw this, at I'm going to at least take one with me". I underestimated the amount of armor I had. I managed to kill Kha'zix in a 1vs2 AND get out alive.
Got tabi. Yes, cheesy. Just stacking tons of armor. Since both of them had to share farm, they couldn't afford any BCs or LWs. Kept poking with Q all day. Was around 80%hp, both of them around 30%. Decided to be a man. Went in. Actually killed both. Escaped with like 5% health.
All of this without jungler.
Anyway, went something like 8/0 in lane, finished the game with 14/4. All our lanes won. Classy. Got two teamwork and one honorable opponent honor. I'm so proud of myself. Once I started smashing them in 1vs2, I started building damage to snowball even harder. In the end my build was:
-Tabi
-Sunfire
-BC
-BT
-BFS
-Pickaxe
I know this is not something you would build in ranked. But it was fun just using that to snowball hella hard.