One, Eve is not squishy enough. Starting with 500 Health, 16.5 Armor, and 31.25 MR, I'd say she's not squishy at all. In fact, her MR scales, unlike a lot of mids, and she starts with way more other stats, so don't even try to tell me she's super squishy. There are way squishier AP champs.
She's squishy enough to get focused and building tanky on her is pants-on-head retarded.
Three, the ult is terrible. Anything that deals percentages of max health are, but... 25%? And add 1% for each 100 AP, that means you can and likely will get at least 6% more. Combine that with DFG, 15%, multiply by 1.2, you're doing 15 + (1.2 * 31) = 52% of total health.
Now, you might be thinking, "Webadict, that's not fair, her ult has a cooldown of 120/90/60!" That's because it isn't. 60% of that is 72/54/36. That means every 36s, she can gain a stupid shield and delete 31% of someone's health, and every 60s, she can take more than half of their health away. This is with 1 spell and 1 item.
A couple of things I noticed:
1) You obviously don't play anymore(CDR is capped at 40% dingus).
2) The shield's a minimum of 2-300 per person hit(iirc). Don't cluster up, and you won't give her a stupidly large shield.
3)Your math on the damage is off, and that's only on one person. Anyone else hit would only be taking the damage from the ultimate.
You know who has something similar to that? NOBODY. Because it's OVERPOWERED!
Wow, and if that's not all, let's hear more about how she now has to WALK INTO VISION RANGE TO CAST THAT OVERPOWERED GARBAGE. That's right! Because she didn't have to before!
But wait! There's more! The shield, on top of obliterating someone, gives you a shield worth 150/225/300 PER CHAMPION YOU HIT IT WITH! What's that?!? Not nearly enough?!? BOOM! 30%/50%/70% Slow!
Once again, if you're clustering up into the Ults(tiny) AoE range, you deserve to lose to an evelynn with a 1500 hp shield.
Not satisfied yet that this champion is more overpowered than Tryndamere with permanent ult?! Top that all off whatever other spells she has, including:
>implying anything's stronger than tryndamere that can't die
AoE spammable Q that autotargets, for maxing juking!
Slow removal PLUS speed boosting W that allows for maxing juking!
The Q doesn't always hit her intended target, especially when laning.
The slow removal only happens apon activating her W, and she can easily be slowed and focused afterwards.
And her E, which allows for 100% of her AP to be transferred to damage, while your crippled champion crawls away with 48% or less of your health!
Her E which is just larger than melee range, forcing her to get close to you if she wants to use it(and is ultimately useless in teamfights because she gets focused easily at that range?)? Yeah, okay. Not to mention she's far from being the only champion with a 100% AP ability, and some of those are ranged abilities like Veigar's W, LeBlanc's E, Cho'Gath's Q, and Yi's Q, all of which have a much longer range.
Not to mention her Passive, allowing your team to no longer be able to ward effectively against ganks!
Buy pi-
What? Buy Pinks? BITE ME! Sightstone is now useless on your support, so you better stop crying now and say goodbye to that GP10!
Standard procedure when you've got a stealth champion mid. QQ more.
OH SWEET JESUS, THEY'RE MAKING HER WASTE MANA SO SHE CAN'T CONSTANTLY SPAM HER Q ON MINIONS PLUS CHAMPIONS BUT NOT REALLY BY THAT MUCH AND HER PASSIVE ALLOWS HER TO KEEP REGENING ANYWAY!
She has to be stealthed for the mana regen to kick in.
DEAR LORD, THEY'RE COMPLETELY GUTTING THAT ULTIMATE THAT CAN BURST ENTIRE TEAMS BUT MAINTAINING MOST OF THE PARTS THAT SHRED WHOLE TEAMS BUT SLIGHTLY INCREASING THE COOLDOWN TO 54S WITH MAX COOLDOWN!
You know what else can burst entire teams?
Yi's Q.
Xerath's Ult.
Ziggs' Ult.
Katarina's Ult.
Brand's Ult.
Ahri's Ult.
OH MY GOD, I'M NEVER PLAYING THIS GAME AGAIN MY CHAMPION IS SO UNDERPOWERED RIGHT NOW EVEN THOUGH SHE'S STILL OVERPOWERED WITH THESE NERFS!
OH DEAR LORD, I'M OVER-EXAGGERATING MY ARGUMENT SO OTHER PEOPLE WILL AGREE WITH ME!
Just because she's less aggressive, she's bad?
Yes. She needs to lay the damage on heavy as often as possible so as to keep the other mid from farming as much.
Because she can constantly force champions out of lane while maintaining high amounts of mana?
Except she doesn't maintain high amounts of mana until she gets to mid-game. Even then, she needs blue buff to sustain her mana over longer fights.
Are you simply forgetting that she can go to any lane and gank it over and over again? That's CERTAINLY less aggressive to mid, and in no way impacts the game.
Vision wards. I've had the enemy mid go toe-to-toe with me just because he had vision wards all over the place.
Just because her ult is no longer MAX health, has higher cooldowns, and has less range, she's bad? She literally aims for the one or two people that can fight, STRAIGHT REMOVES THEM FROM THE FIGHT, and you're saying that she's bad now?
She's far from being the only champion that does that. There's actually an entire set of champions with a tag that denotes this. They're called 'Assassins'.
It's almost like like you need to use some amount of skill to play Evelynn now. I say almost because you still don't. 70% slow for 2 seconds is enough to have your team engage really hard, and with you removing 25% of everyone health, and around 40+% from a carry, combined with the 1500 shield you're sporting, I think you're doing JUST FINE.
If Evelynn is hitting the entire enemy team with the dinky little AOE her ult does, that team deserves what they get. I have never hit more than three people with my ult, and I *main* Evelynn. Also, DFG is wasted on her.