Yeah, I'm gonna have to stop you right there, Orange.
Eve is overpowered. She's still overpowered. I feel nothing for that slut getting nerfed into the ground. Like, literally nothing. Because she was poorly redesigned.
One, Eve is not squishy enough. Starting with 500 Health, 16.5 Armor, and 31.25 MR, I'd say she's not squishy at all. In fact, her MR scales, unlike a lot of mids, and she starts with way more other stats, so don't even try to tell me she's super squishy. There are way squishier AP champs.
Two, she is immune to wards. This, in itself, wouldn't be a bad thing, if you know, she wasn't so stupidly strong. But, as an assassin that's not that squishy and deals ridiculous damage, it's dumb.
Three, the ult is terrible. Anything that deals percentages of max health are, but... 25%? And add 1% for each 100 AP, that means you can and likely will get at least 6% more. Combine that with DFG, 15%, multiply by 1.2, you're doing 15 + (1.2 * 31) = 52% of total health. Oh man! That's totally not overpowered!
Now, you might be thinking, "Webadict, that's not fair, her ult has a cooldown of 120/90/60!" That's because it isn't. 60% of that is 72/54/36. That means every 36s, she can gain a stupid shield and delete 31% of someone's health, and every 60s, she can take more than half of their health away. This is with 1 spell and 1 item.
You know who has something similar to that? NOBODY. Because it's OVERPOWERED!
Wow, and if that's not all, let's hear more about how she now has to WALK INTO VISION RANGE TO CAST THAT OVERPOWERED GARBAGE. That's right! Because she didn't have to before!
But wait! There's more! The shield, on top of obliterating someone, gives you a shield worth 150/225/300 PER CHAMPION YOU HIT IT WITH! What's that?!? Not nearly enough?!? BOOM! 30%/50%/70% Slow!
Not satisfied yet that this champion is more overpowered than Tryndamere with permanent ult?! Top that all off whatever other spells she has, including:
AoE spammable Q that autotargets, for maxing juking!
Slow removal PLUS speed boosting W that allows for maxing juking!
And her E, which allows for 100% of her AP to be transferred to damage, while your crippled champion crawls away with 48% or less of your health!
Not to mention her Passive, allowing your team to no longer be able to ward effectively against ganks! What? Buy Pinks? BITE ME! Sightstone is now useless on your support, so you better stop crying now and say goodbye to that GP10!
Now, what you're saying is that... let's see if I'm getting this 100% straight here... Is that your overpowered douchebag champ got nerfed? And that's unfair?!
Evelynn
Hate Spike
Mana cost increased to 16/22/28/34/40 from 14/18/22/26/30
Bonus attack damage ratio increased to 0.5 from 0.4
Ravage
Damage reduced at later ranks to 35/55/75/95/115 from 35/60/85/110/135
Bonus attack damage ratio increased to 0.5 from 0.4
Agony's Embrace
Damage changed to 15/20/25% of the target's current health from 15/20/25% of their max health
Cooldown increased to 150/120/90 seconds from 120/90/60
Cast range reduced to 650 from 800
OH SWEET JESUS, THEY'RE MAKING HER WASTE MANA SO SHE CAN'T CONSTANTLY SPAM HER Q ON MINIONS PLUS CHAMPIONS BUT NOT REALLY BY THAT MUCH AND HER PASSIVE ALLOWS HER TO KEEP REGENING ANYWAY!
SAY IT AIN'T SO, THEY'RE SLIGHTLY REDUCING HER RAVAGE ABILITY, WHICH ISN'T EVEN ONE OF THE SPELLS MOST PEOPLE HATE ABOUT HER ANYWAY!
DEAR LORD, THEY'RE COMPLETELY GUTTING THAT ULTIMATE THAT CAN BURST ENTIRE TEAMS BUT MAINTAINING MOST OF THE PARTS THAT SHRED WHOLE TEAMS BUT SLIGHTLY INCREASING THE COOLDOWN TO 54S WITH MAX COOLDOWN!
OH MY GOD, I'M NEVER PLAYING THIS GAME AGAIN MY CHAMPION IS SO UNDERPOWERED RIGHT NOW EVEN THOUGH SHE'S STILL OVERPOWERED WITH THESE NERFS!
Just because she's less aggressive, she's bad? Because she can constantly force champions out of lane while maintaining high amounts of mana? Are you simply forgetting that she can go to any lane and gank it over and over again? That's CERTAINLY less aggressive to mid, and in no way impacts the game.
Just because her ult is no longer MAX health, has higher cooldowns, and has less range, she's bad? She literally aims for the one or two people that can fight, STRAIGHT REMOVES THEM FROM THE FIGHT, and you're saying that she's bad now?
Are we playing the same game?
It's almost like like you need to use some amount of skill to play Evelynn now. I say almost because you still don't. 70% slow for 2 seconds is enough to have your team engage really hard, and with you removing 25% of everyone health, and around 40+% from a carry, combined with the 1500 shield you're sporting, I think you're doing JUST FINE.
And all of this is why I refuse to buy Evelynn. I refuse on principal. She's broken. She'll either be stupid bad or stupid good. There's no hope for the champion, and if you removes her stealth, she might be balanced. MIGHT. It's still very likely she'd be overpowered.