So I start playing with Webadict and start dcing into turrets. I go 1/6 by the time anything of note happens. It's kind of hard to play when you get to watch as Darius decides to follow the rumble you autoattacked into a god damn turret three times. And then we had Ez DC. So, surrender vote pops up, contemplate for a few seconds and then scream at the top of my lungs "NEVER RETREAT, NEVER SURRENDER!".
I went from 2/10 to 15/15 and we won that game. How do you even manage to die as a 20 kill rumble.
This wasn't even the worst part, btw.
When we first pick, I grab Graves. Someone grabs Blitz with smite. Then Sona picks after Blitz is making jungle jokes. Blitz says nah bro. Sona complains. I switch to jungle Nocturne. Everything's good right?
Wrong. Sona and Blitz forget to decide who's AD carry.
So, double support bot.
Luckily, it's TF jungle on the other side. WTF? We invade and kill Anivia and take their blue. I maintain jungle status. Then I check on their red and see TF, after HAVING TO GO BACK TO BASE, finishing off his red (he only grab lizard). I kill him easy. I figured that'd be the end of TF, we'd win.
Nope. Ez dcs. No more mid. Also Darius is 2/10 up at top. Blitz and Sona yell gg. I'm like...
"Nah. We got this."
So, I proceed to carry this game like I'm Atlas carrying the globe. Luckily, Realm's getting fed and proceeding to share some of this glorious burden.
We win a minifight and quick grab baron. We then get sort of stuck from a backdooring TF. We defend for a while.
Baron comes back up. We want to take it, but we can't. We'd be destroyed. I'm about to go in and snag it (because jesus, with two supports, you'd think one would buy a ward), but I hear baron die.
Well, fudge. R. Let's do it. Eve's at 1/4 health. I kill her first. Then I hunt down Anivia while Darius cleans up Urgot and moves in. Sona is behind me smashing spells all day like it's Christmas and I'm opening presents. We kill Anivia but Darius goes down. Sona and I managed to kill TF and Rumble. We then take a turret and inhib.
Then I get killed protecting bot. Surrender vote again. No way! We pop up in time to save top inhib, but not bot inhib. We go through the jungle and catch Urgot in the middle of nowhere farming creeps. He's dead. So is Anivia.
That's when the announcer shouts "FINISH THEM!"
We rush the turrets and kill them and then they're 1v3ing me while Darius is chunking the Nexus down. Then I get the last hit.
Tl;dr? 4v5 won by Nocturne and Darius.
To be completely honest I thought you were being sarcastic the entire time.
I was only voting no because I have a moral objection and also shits/giggles.
No bro. I said "We got this" because I had it. Because hey, maybe we did, and maybe we didn't, but if we gave up then, what's the point? We'd never know. Now we do. We got it.