Finally got around to playing Teemo. 27/1/4. Team ratio 50/22/39.
AS Teemo + Exhaust / Ignite = Mid lane pwned from lvl 2 onward.
You're blind, you're slow, you're poisoned, you're on fire, you're dead.
I can understand now why so many people detest Teemo, even when he's on their team. Nobody accused me of kill-stealing, but jesus...it's almost impossible not to, with a machine gun carrying DoT damage. "Hey, I'll tag them, and then you'll take 90% of their health off with all your abilities, and then my poison will nab me the kill. Sorry bro."
I'm not sure what sort of players you're facing, but mid Teemo is probably one of the worst places for him to be, next to jungle. Burst casters don't give a damn about blind, so while it's an okay nuke, he's going to get wrecked. Especially by abilities that aren't skill shots. What champ were you facing in mid?
Annie. Admittedly, not a good Annie. All I had to do was keep my Q on speed dial so I had my range marker up, and the moment she'd cross it, bam. Things might have gotten a bit hairier once she could sic Tibbers on me, but by that point I was like 4 lvls above her and kitted out like a boss. I actually hit the 2.5/sec AS cap. And things had turned to the teamfight phase so I had people to bail me out if I got stunned/slowed.
Yeah, I found his weaknesses next match against Ryze. Had to be much more tactical and use brush cover as much as possible. Still, fun champ. Not so crazy about the mushroom ult, although it does make a good burglar alarm.
I actually went and bought Ryze after that match, and me likee. Always fun to mess around with a min-max champ like Ryze or Dr. Mundo, where you don't worry about optimal item builds, you just stack one attribute as much as you possibly can. The whole "Mundo+Soul Shroud+as many Warmog's as you can afford" build is such a troll build, but it's simple fun you don't have to think about too much.