It seems that whenever you give advice to people, they'll automatically assume you're "bossing them around" and therfore will continue to do their own thing. Sure, I yelled at Fiddles the first time because, hey, when you WATCH YOUR TEAMMATE GET ATTACKED 1V2 FROM THE BUSHES WHILE AT FULL HEALTH, then it's a little deserved, especially when you knock the enemies down to a fifth and half their health, and Fiddles can't pick up the kill.
Oh, this Fiddle. He decided, "hey, let's try this new character in normal without reading a guide, looking at Fiddles spell's, or knowing how to play with a teammate," though, to be fair, "with a teammate" might not be needed. He sat in the bush while I managed to dominate our lane by myself. He picked up the silencing crows thing first, which I wouldn't've blamed him for if he had actually USED IT more than a total of two times.
And everyone was yelling at ME! I was 1v2 and 1v3ing and winning those battles. I had a double kill on the bottom lane and helped gank middle, and they decided that the player who couldn't POSSIBLY know anything about what to do was me, since I helped push top and mid. I had to stop laning with Fiddles because he wasn't doing anything. I couldn't stand the amount of sheer hatred I had for him as he would continue to not only NOT FARM, but to watch me fight by myself. That means he'd get no gold, and would be unable to do anything ever.
At the end of the game, he had a cs of 23. To compare: our Sona? She had a cs of 46. He had HALF THE CS OF A SUPPORT. And they said I was doing it wrong by not staying in my lane! I believe we were winning until Fiddles saw he had to actually fight. Unfortunately, being completely underleveled and farmed (despite having his own lane for a while) might do that. I don't think he actually got a minion kill until the 10 minute mark.
And don't get me started on our mid Twitch. I don't think he even knew what the term gank was, but even had I not come and ruptured Vlad's face and nom nomed him, there was really no hope for him. And this mid Vlad? "lol, ima pool into your towr at full health!!!!" He was terrible, and the only reason he was picking up kills was because Twitch was using his good ol' invisibility to kill things. His cs at the end of the game? 37. Our MID got less cs than our support in a sidelane.
Okay, now I'm started. Twitch apparently thought his invisibility was meant to be the biggest coward in the game. Had I known he was going to sit back and let Vlad last hit everything, I would have just taken mid myself. Sure, Cho'Gath isn't the best mid, but when you see your mid doing nothing, what can you do? Twitch should have been mega beefed and ganking. Man, that would have been AWESOME! Then I wouldn't've been doing his job for him.
So, I have no assists as Cho'Gath, since anytime I kill someone, I'm fighting them by myself or with Sona, I have to control all three lanes. Of course, I've given up hope at the time I go to help Fiddles bot when my internet disconnects. I get back online in time to see our Nexus explode. Great. I believe at the end I was 9/3/0, but I'm not sure anymore. I've started removing that game from my mind.
And the sad part was that wasn't the worst game I've had. Far from it. I mean, had I been able to stay online, there might have been some miniscule chance, but I don't know what it is with some people. Sure, next time I'll contain my rage when my teammate watches me die and does nothing. But, I can't help people that don't try.