Awesome game as Chogath in that the top lane fed me all their deaths. Like, five times in a row. Both team members. I have NO IDEA what they were doing.
So, I start off the game as Harassgath. They literally WALKED into my rupture every time. I don't know how. They just walked into it. Kayle and Yi. Luckily, my lanemate WW decided to be as greedy as possible and chase the 100 health Yi through the tower, past the full health Kayle, and into the following tower. I facepalmed. We had no minions under the first tower, either, so first death goes to us.
Then, it got fun. Kayle decided to chase me down, as WELL as the Yi. They pushed me back to my tower where the Yi decides he can take me. With that same 100 health. He died. Kayle then decides to back off... Because she's also down to low health. I throw out another rupture and she hits it, and then I finish her off.
Then Yi and Kayle come back and I'm already 2 levels above both of them. I keep Rupturing them and then they're down to low health, so I check the bushes. LOL in that both Kayle and Yi were hit by a Rupture, and then I Feasted the Yi, and chased down the Kayle. Free double kill. I honestly have no idea where WW was in between then, but he shows up to push the tower and die again.
Our mid Ashe was getting owned by a rather good Kennen and our bot was actually doing fairly well. Unfortunately, it no longer matters when Chogath is sitting at 6 stacks being fed Yi and Kayle deaths every 30 seconds. They had given up the terrible strategy of "teamwork" and decided that "I can take this fed Chogath 1v1." Obviously, no, they couldn't and I was level 9 when they were level 5-6 with no help coming in from Kennen any time soon. At this point, I started roaming the map, because, after all, I had smashed a tower and was easily the highest level. I had gone back the first trip with like 1.5k gold. I helped push mid with Morde and Ashe, grabbing that tower before heading bot and smashing that tower. People were too scared to fight me, and the ones stupid enough to do so died horrible deaths.
So, I'm at about 11 when the other team is averaging 8 since I never went back since no one denied me last hits, and my teammates are... okay. We had a dumb Ryze who thought the Red Buff was awesome for him, but the Blue Buff was stupid. He was also the one being targetted every time. After they blow most of their damage on me. Anyhow, we push mid to their final tower after having one of the best team fights I've ever had. I stayed there while they smashed EVERYTHING they had on me and all failed. My team picked up three kills for free. I nom nomed the Kennen whenever he stopped by. He always noticed the missing half of his health bar. Oh, and I still had a third of my health bar.
We break the tower but they revive in time to slaughter my teammates. I was busy going topside to push another lane to their base before hearing about Kennen's triple kill. One guy made it out, WW I think, and fled. I smashed the tower top and tele'd bot, picking up another Yi kill before pushing bot's tower. Back to base with 4k gold.
I go to mid and stop the incoming wave of enemies and then push top past the second tower and to the third. Unfortunately, while I had assumed the enemies were busy with mid, Kennen, Malphite, and Mao Kai come and kill me. Almost had a deathless game, but what can you do? They had become much more powerful with my teammates feeding them.
I tell my team to wait before initiating, since I ran mid to fight the incoming teamfight. They, of course, barely listen, so I'm in back throwing out ridiculous amounts of ruptures and screams, landing a Feast on Kennen again. WW chases him down with Morde and then the enemies come back. Of course, this time my ruptures are in front of their faces, and Kennen flees for his life while we smash Malphite and Mao Kai. We laugh as their two tanks are down and then kill Kayle, who had become a useless healer now, since she was like 1/10/4 by then and hiding in back. Yi comes in to give us lots of gold, since he decided that AS glass cannon works on fed Chogath with full stacks. Suffice to say that I had fun pretending to be afraid of him before rupturing, screaming, and feasting for the kill. He was RIDICULOUSLY bad. I don't know what is with Yi players and suiciding, but he did it so many times. It might have to do with the fact he assumed I was as bad as my teammates, who WOULD die.
Anyhow, I break every inhib with Morde and then we snag Baron and then break their Nexus. It was sad that I could skill combo the Yi because he simply refused to grab anything but AS and a little bit of AD and then 1v1 me. I laughed as his pathetic hits were easily recovered from killing minions and then turned and murdered him. Kayle was better than him, but was STILL idiotic to assume she could kill me long range in my tower. The Malphite never ulted and the Maokai never ulted correctly. He just threw it out, and then we walked out, and then he blasted it. The Kennen was the only person on their team that was doing anything correctly. He had a good mid start and was actually a force to be reckoned with. Unfortunately, doesn't help if your side lane is feeding.
Anyhow, it was an okay game for me. I just got lucky that Kayle and Yi had NO IDEA what they were doing against Cho. WW was also pretty stupid on my side, but it helps that he left after that initial part and I 1v2'd. For all the kills.