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[Realmfighter]

I have never before won a game where a random was intentionally feeding the enemy.

I think the best thing I have compared to this is winning a 4v5 and having them surrender. That game was fun. Jungle Shy all day erry day.

[eerr]

Some guys mentioned malz' secret ad scalings (from voidlings).

I've been playing some bot-game malzahar.

and holy shit, guinsoos seems op on him, like rabadons deathcap.

[Pandarsenic]

With the upcoming nerf to pots, he probably will be.

He already is, oh my heavens yes. He's probably one of my favorite SR champions right after OP (AD) LeBlanc. He's like Fizz bottom on Dominion - you go to your solo, you get to the side of your opponent, and then you promptly win your lane with careful application of Exhaust and Ignite.

You'll probably see Mundo again too. Anyone with both big lane sustain AND massive damage should be severe threats once more. I don't know the extent of the health pots nerf, so if it's very minor then we can all probably not care and still stick to cloth armour + 5 pots. I hope it's something severe though, like making it only 100hp regen. Sounds crazy, but it'll go a long way in making top lane not such a boring farmfest.

I saw a Mundo recently, but Fizz gives even fewer fucks than Tristana about him because of his gratuitous Grievous Wound herpaderp. Even still, Mundo is still pretty damn strong - I had Exhaust-Ignite and he still made it difficult for me.

Though nowadays, with just the mastery changes, all I see is a small, 10 second skirmish at top where one player establishes his dominance, and the lane is completely screwed for the rest of the entire game. Like some sort of primal display of power. Like the kind you see on National Geographic where a beetle flashes his horns at a trespasser and no one actually fights.

That is distressingly accurate.

Also, on the subject of fish, I can't help but feel like putting Fizz mid is a mistake - he's a monster top because his W fucks sustain attempts relentlessly. If you potion and go near creeps, you WILL only heal for around 100.
Oh, and a good Fizz + a good Xerath = good fucking luck to your opponents. Xerath pokes like a beast, and if Fizz tags someone with the Doom Fish you'll get melted before the shark even shows up.

[umiman]

Fizz is always banned. Discussing permabanned champions is pointless.

If I wanted to win every lane forever I'd just play Morgana. But I don't talk about her any more because she too is always banned (much to my chargrin...). So is Kassadin, and Graves, etc. They don't exist.

[Pandarsenic]

Ah, I don't know the current permabans since Wednesday night through Sunday evening was all my LoL for this month. Two more weeks until I'm home with good net again.

[umiman]

There are a lot, but with 6 bans, draft mode is a lot less hellish than blind pick.

Off the top of my head, the champs constantly getting banned are:
- Shaco
- Sion
- Morgana
- Graves
- Lee Sin
- Fizz
- Kassadin

But you can always bet Morgana will be banned. I don't know why. I'd like to play her at least but nope. Wonder why no one realizes you can beat her with people like Urgot or Sivir. Just ROFLstomp all over her black shield. You could also take really shitty early game champions to lane against her so they become the godmode monsters they are in the late game. So like, Mordekaiser or Vlad. Morgana doesn't actually do anything but farm after all and those guys are way scarier to fight against than Morg.

[ansontan2000]

When I saw Morg, I went 'Shit.....'
When I saw Graves, I was hyperventilating.
When i saw Lee Sin and Fizz, I left my computer for 2 mins to get a drink to calm me down.

When I finished looking, I laughed at how stupid the banners are. When people just don't know how to build a certain champ counter, it pisses me off. For instance, in one game, I was playing Garen bot against a great MF. She went to Phantom x2 bloodthirster AD route, and destroyed everyone on my team except for me. I already build Warmog's way before this, and then promtly made a thornmail.
That MF didn't even bother to look at what items i got, and promptly killed herself. That=the awesomeness of a good counterbuild.

[umiman]

Yep. I think counterpicking and outplaying is better than outright banning, like what you did. Personally, I rather just use bans to get rid of annoying champions that I don't have a direct impact in dealing with. So mostly stupidly annoying junglers like Shaco.

I would never ban a champion I don't want to lane against. I'd rather learn how to fight him.

[Nilocy]

Banning Lee sin and fizz atm are decent choices too; fizz is just a 'wtf I won't even go there champ' atm, and lee sin is just too strong a jungler.

[ThtblovesDF]

New patch is hated by the community (check downvotes on youtube and forum, as well as 700 pages of flaming and "u ruin the game /w easy mode, noobs").

Riot claims to "only listen to the voice of the community"

My bet is on riot ignoring negative feedback.

[umiman]

The "community" always reacts this way to big changes. I don't think it's worth noting. For some reason people like to automatically assume change = bad.

[Bordellimies]

Had a game with eerman, and we lost. Well, this Vayne thought he was tough and when he said "noobs" at the end of the game, I said i'd report him. And then he got mad. He tried to troll me for +20 minutes. Sorry, but the first parts of this is not available, since he talked so goddamn much.

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Bordellimies: you already lost the conversation
Bordellimies: why would I be mad
xXoomXx: lemme call the waaaaaaaaabulance
xXoomXx: wahhhhhhh
xXoomXx: wahhhhhhhh
xXoomXx: wahhhhhhhh
Bordellimies: I don't get your logic, I really don't
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: ur so mad
xXoomXx: only ppl who are mad try to logic
Bordellimies: at least I don't spam "wahhhhhhhhh"
xXoomXx: bet ur parents said to beat mean ppl online with logic
xXoomXx: well clearly you are making mommy and daddy proud
Bordellimies: not really
xXoomXx: larp
xXoomXx: umad
xXoomXx: slow typing
xXoomXx: misstype alot?
xXoomXx: spellchecking so i dont grammer nazi pwn u?
Bordellimies: I bet your parents said that having half of your brains shut down when talking is the way to go
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: lol
Bordellimies: you're making 'em proud, son
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: one simple anagram
xXoomXx: thats all it took
xXoomXx: had you squealing like a stuck pig
xXoomXx: rofl
xXoomXx: so easy
Bordellimies: Never squealed here..?
xXoomXx: check chat
Bordellimies: get your facts right, son
xXoomXx: scroll up
xXoomXx: lots of squealing
xXoomXx: are u lonely
Bordellimies: Point me to it, please
xXoomXx: why u still talking to me
xXoomXx: afraid to be the bigger man?
Bordellimies: copy the part when I squelaed
xXoomXx: did mommy and daddy teach you that too?
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: that is clearly working atm
Bordellimies: what is
xXoomXx: good work sonny boy
Bordellimies: being an idiot?
xXoomXx: mr mandingo
xXoomXx: want a dashiki for your peepee
xXoomXx: lmfao
xXoomXx: god im good
Bordellimies: If you're wanting to act like a 12 years old newfag, you're doing it right.
xXoomXx: u ragin so hard right now
xXoomXx: lmfao
xXoomXx: reported
Bordellimies: Smiling actually
xXoomXx: for sexual orientation harassment
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: have fun with ban
Bordellimies: what
xXoomXx: now please /wrists
Bordellimies: never said anything about your sexuality
xXoomXx: and learn engwishie
xXoomXx: yeah u did
Bordellimies: Nope.
xXoomXx: its ok
xXoomXx: report already sent
Bordellimies: check again
xXoomXx: dont back out now
xXoomXx: lol
Bordellimies: not abcking out
xXoomXx: chat log doesnt lie bro
xXoomXx: umad
Bordellimies: just check yer facts
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: ./wrists
xXoomXx: rage please
xXoomXx: your*
Bordellimies: please copy the part when I said anything of your sexual orientation
xXoomXx: proper grammer please
xXoomXx: i know its hard when u ragin
Bordellimies: so you can't find the part?
Bordellimies: why is that?
xXoomXx: but holy moley u gettin trolled
Bordellimies: does it not exist?
xXoomXx: red in the face much?
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: get a keyboard with bigger letters
xXoomXx: type faster
xXoomXx: be better troll
xXoomXx: rage harder
xXoomXx: then get banned
xXoomXx: hahaha
xXoomXx: once a rager
Bordellimies: meh
xXoomXx: always a rager
Bordellimies: I don't think Imma get banned
xXoomXx: pwned
Bordellimies: that is true for you
xXoomXx: stamped and watermarked one way ticket to ragerville usa
Bordellimies: always a rager Vayne, always a Rager.
xXoomXx: ur whalecum
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: rage more please
Bordellimies: thats real mature.
xXoomXx: LOL
xXoomXx: the last straw of a fail rager
Bordellimies: whalecum, how original
xXoomXx: call maturity
xXoomXx: then what
xXoomXx: college?
xXoomXx: grammer?
xXoomXx: rage?
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: get mad kid
Bordellimies: Also, can I ask you a question
xXoomXx: i like to masturbate with noobs tears
Bordellimies: why the X:s
Bordellimies: xXoomXx
xXoomXx: it makes noobs like you mad
Bordellimies: not original enough to come up with a new name?
Bordellimies: I see.
xXoomXx: larp herp derp nerp
Bordellimies: I see.
xXoomXx: umad
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: fail spam
xXoomXx: try more
Bordellimies: Not spamming
xXoomXx: try control copy
Bordellimies: thats your job
xXoomXx: yep
xXoomXx: ctr cpy fail
xXoomXx: owned
xXoomXx: LOL
Bordellimies: what?
xXoomXx: bet u wish u could find me
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: want my IP adress
xXoomXx: so u can hack me?
Bordellimies: Not interested enoug
xXoomXx: and come to my house?
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: u sound mad
Bordellimies: I'll forget about you in 2 minutes after this ends
xXoomXx: id let my grandma fight you
Bordellimies: so yeah
Bordellimies: hope you don't mind
xXoomXx: she would spank you like a bad little aussie
xXoomXx: k
xXoomXx: ?
Bordellimies: I don't remember uninteresting people
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: then why u still here?
Bordellimies: thats racist, you know
xXoomXx: good logic bro
xXoomXx: nah
Bordellimies: yup
xXoomXx: i judged by the name
Bordellimies: You're a racist
xXoomXx: and im always right
xXoomXx: your a bigot
xXoomXx: and mad
xXoomXx: rage more please
Bordellimies: *You're
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: grammer fail
Bordellimies: you typoed there, son
xXoomXx: umad
xXoomXx: grammer correct=SUPER RAGE
Bordellimies: Ha
xXoomXx: grammer correct= ULTIMATE RAGE
xXoomXx: lol
Bordellimies: you corrected me as well
xXoomXx: ha
xXoomXx: corrected me as well
Bordellimies: you mad bro
Bordellimies: you mad
xXoomXx: you mad bro
xXoomXx: you mad
Bordellimies: we both mad, then?
Bordellimies: also, nice copying
xXoomXx: u mad nt
xXoomXx: also, nice copying
Bordellimies: you ran outta stuff to tell me
Bordellimies: right?
xXoomXx: you ran outta stuff to tell me
xXoomXx: right?
xXoomXx: slow
Bordellimies: Yeah, proves my point
xXoomXx: faster
xXoomXx: go
xXoomXx: Yeah, proves my point
xXoomXx: go
xXoomXx: faster
xXoomXx: cmon
xXoomXx: bigger keyboard
xXoomXx: senior citizen keyboard
xXoomXx: gogo
xXoomXx: cmon
Bordellimies: If I were to give you 1-100 points for trolling, 1 being a completely lsoer at it
Bordellimies: I'd give you 7
Bordellimies: 5 points for trying
Bordellimies: but bad execution
xXoomXx: If I were to give you 1-100 points for trolling, 1 bing a complete loser* sy iy
Bordellimies: lol
xXoomXx: I'd give you 7
xXoomXx: 5 points for trying
Bordellimies: Yeah you lost this, pal.
xXoomXx: but bad execution
xXoomXx: lol fail
xXoomXx: so slow
xXoomXx: Yeah you lost this, pal
xXoomXx: cmon
xXoomXx: slow boy
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: what else u got
Bordellimies: of
Bordellimies: course
Bordellimies: i
Bordellimies: can
Bordellimies: type
Bordellimies: like
Bordellimies: you
xXoomXx: ßeat it
xXoomXx: just ßeat it
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: u slow
Bordellimies: lol
Bordellimies: how original
xXoomXx: u know alt codes?
xXoomXx: guess not
xXoomXx: fail
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: so mad
xXoomXx: u got friends?
xXoomXx: guess not
Bordellimies: µ u so bad at this
xXoomXx: i must be your only friend
xXoomXx: thats kinda sad
Bordellimies: but you have none
xXoomXx: your only friend treats you llike a slave
xXoomXx: and you just take it
xXoomXx: bcuz you are lonely
xXoomXx: srsly man
xXoomXx: get help
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: lol
xXoomXx: lol
Bordellimies: oh you're the best one to talk
xXoomXx: well?
xXoomXx: u done?
Bordellimies: staying for 20 minutes to talk with a stranger
xXoomXx: i guess you had enough
Bordellimies: and I'm lonely?
xXoomXx: sorry i mad you cry
Bordellimies: oh you mad?
Bordellimies: he left..

And now he is spamming friend invites.

Ok so I accepted to see what he has to say:

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Bordellimies (1:27): sup
xXoomXx (1:27): LOL
   u actually added me
   what a loser
   ahahahaha


[ansontan2000]

....Trolliest Troll EVAH!

[ThtblovesDF]

That might be true, but I checked in the LoL Forums, this might be the most instantly hated patch (preview) of them all:


http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=491641  Volly Bear Patch (Aka: Easy mode game time): -650
http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=462547  Shyana Patch      -2
http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=478456   Fizz Patch +57
http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=446805   Graves Patch  +21
http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=428897  Xerath Patch +17


The only part of it that bugs me is the nerf to minion on champ damage.

[webadict]

Pretty fail troll. He also spelled grammar wrong. Ever time.