I finally got to play against one of those enemy teams that refuses to buy defense items. Except for their Garen and ther Kayle, who were doing pretty well as their tank and support. Unfortunately, my team was doing pretty badly. I also did rather bad for the tank. I had a teamfight I knew we couldn't win, so I threw my rupture and turn to run... But no one else followed. Proceed with the hunting down and eliminating each member on our team as we split up. Luckily, after that people were following me instead of fighting and letting me clean up. I felt bad for not being able to help, but it's better to retreat and fight another day than to die. The amount of time wasted hunting each of us down was several minutes.
The enemy Tryn got no defense items, which I'm not sure whether that's good for him or not, but he had to insta-activate his ult every time he walked in. And would then lose several seconds of it from Ashe's ult. And then Kennen. Of course, there's not much you can do if you're already at 1 HP within 2 seconds of the ult and stun-locked. Their Annie... I had no clue what she was doing. She seemed to have been starved money. And then their Eve was just assassinating people solo. Not bad, but she would run straight into our entire team to try to get one kill.
So, luckily, I was fed first, and managed to push my lane to their tower, go mid and finish off Annie, go bot and push that tower, and then nom nom some Kayle.
Cho'Gath... I feel like sometimes, people aren't scared of you enough. The enemy Garen knew what was up, sidestepping Ruptures and hitting like a pro. He didn't deserve to lose.