Finally played the reworked poppy. In the abyss.
1) I definitely kinda' suck, as is entirely unsurprising.
2) Poppy on the abyss is just goddamn cruel. I died a lot, yes, but pretty much every time I died 1-2 (or more) of the enemy team went with me. It's honestly kinda' difficult to not be within smashing distance of a wall on that map.*
3) That ult is the trolliest damned thing I think I've ever seen. I mean, I sorta' got that from being on the receiving end a few times, but actually getting to use it is just... yeah. "Oh, you're defending that tower? Let me fix that, ahahahaha!"
Also, was it just me not noticing what the hell was going on (very likely), or did kalista's dash-things ignore my W? Thing was bouncing all around and through my little no-dash bubble. Was unfortunate. I mean, I was still basically freaking evil towards that kalista (and their nunu, and their soraka, and...) with the E, but it would have been a lot worse if the W was really working. Which... it may have been, and I just didn't notice, but still. Didn't look like it.
*Also there was an anivia on my team. Dat ice wall/poppy tackle synergy ;_;
There was also a veigar. Poppy plus veigar's box thing is just hilarious. "I will stand in the middle and not get stun-" *poppy tackle, stunned, dead*
So yeah, I guess that was like near-best case poppy playing scenario. Abyss, wallbird, stunbox midget. Basically always had something to smash someone into. Poor other team.