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[Angel Of Death]

hi, male or female?

female asl?

[Hubris Incalculable]

m/12/UK

[Angel Of Death]

I stab you in the throat and you die.

Stranger has disconnected!

[jaxy15]

GUYS IT'S BACK
HOORAY

[Angel Of Death]

GUYS IT'S BACK
HOORAY

YAY!

It's so... Beautiful... I think you can jump into the conversation, now!

[Ninteen45]

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Are you looking for love?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Are you looking for a male?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: A boy?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Then you are a girl.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: You said you were behind me.
Stranger: are you fucking retarted?

[Flying Dice]

Just had a pretty long one. At some point, I decided to send to conversation in a new direction (hence the 'you'). And boy, did it. Also, who has been teaching Cleverbot to speak in pirate?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Clever Omegle v1.0.6.0
Created by: louts
Special thanks to: The Lizard & The Bird
Last updated: May 18, 2011
Finding Omegle servers...
chatserv.omegle.com - 4377 users
bajor.omegle.com - 4385 users
cardassia.omegle.com - 4667 users
empok-nor.omegle.com - 0 users
promenade.omegle.com - 4367 users
Server list ready. Use the server menu to pick your server!
Setting up new Chat!
Enjoy Cleverbot's wittiness? Talk to Cleverbot yourself by clicking the Cleverbot button above!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: I've been staring at an empty chat box for a while now. So Hello there Stranger!!
CleverBot: Then now is a time for change because you deserve it.
Stranger: good to hear
Stranger: so how are you?
CleverBot: Not that I even care what you think...
Stranger: Why not?
CleverBot: I just don't.
Stranger: Well, you are who you are. so it's probably the best to trust yourself the most.
Stranger: probably
CleverBot: It will always be daytime somewhere, and nightime elsewhere.
Stranger: that's true. why'd you say that?
CleverBot: 'coz you're bogus.
Stranger: well, i can assure i'm not. but who are you?
CleverBot: I am Ellie.
Stranger: ok, nice name
CleverBot: Thanks...by the way, are you boy o girl???
Stranger: i'm girl
CleverBot: I'm a boy.
Stranger: oh, so how old are you Ellie?
CleverBot: 18.
Stranger: i'm 18 too. what a coincidence.. not really.
CleverBot: Hi brother!
Stranger: so what' re you doing at the moment, besides talking with strangers?
Stranger: Hi my brother from another mother?..
CleverBot: Watching a movie in youtube.
Stranger: oh, fascinating. what's it called?
CleverBot: Wizards Magic.
Stranger: is it good?
CleverBot: It's better than Lemon I think do you?
Stranger: I'm not sure, is it?
CleverBot: Who is your master?
Stranger: i don't have one
CleverBot: So who make yourself?
Stranger: you tell me
CleverBot: Are you Paul?
Stranger: I might've been in my previous life... but no. You miss him?
CleverBot: Yes, he died horribly.
Stranger: How?
CleverBot: Car crash.
Stranger: I feel sorry for your loss.
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: why wouldn't i? it's terrible, and you miss him. i guess that's why. i can relate to that, that's why i'm feeling sorry for you. right?
CleverBot: Just call on me when you need a hand.
Stranger: hm, okay. give me your number, i'll make sure to call you
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: yeah why not
CleverBot: Well I'm not.
Stranger: you are not what?
CleverBot: I'm not stupid.
Stranger: ok, good to know..
CleverBot: Are you human?
Stranger: you're stupid enough to make a reference like that stated above though. just saying. be careful..
Stranger: probably
CleverBot: What is the meaning of life?
Stranger: to live and to die
You: I think I'm going to kill myself.
Stranger: well you need to live first
CleverBot: I be likin' the sea already.
Stranger: yes,the sea is beautiful.
CleverBot: I think so too, I think most of the world is beautiful.. We ruin it.
Stranger: i agree!
CleverBot: Do you think we experience something after we die? Or do we just rot in the ground?
Stranger: i believe that we probably return to our non flesh forms, to live again in a different body afterwards. and when the cycle is filled, we experience the so-called heaven ..
CleverBot: You are right.
Stranger: How'd you know that?
CleverBot: Because it always happens.
Stranger: it does? do you remember it? your previous life?
CleverBot: Because the magical dolphin told me what to say.
Stranger: the magical dolphin is the voice inside your head i suppose?
CleverBot: Thats horrible.
Stranger: most likely
CleverBot: Do you know Spongebob?
Stranger: yeah, i've met him
CleverBot: No, not that dave, my imaginary friend dave.
Stranger: Ah that one!!
CleverBot: See?
Stranger: Nope, i'm blind
CleverBot: Are you self aware?
Stranger: most of the time. how about you?
CleverBot: What do you want to know about me?
Stranger: where are you from?
CleverBot: I'm from Earth, how about you?
Stranger: not that i think you'll have the correct answer for me.
Stranger: oh no way.
Stranger: i'm from outer space
CleverBot: How sad.
Stranger: why so? i enjoy it in here
CleverBot: Where do you go to party?
Stranger: we visit earth if we want to party
CleverBot: Awesome!
Stranger: yeah i think so too
CleverBot: You think?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: do you?
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: feels like it
CleverBot: Indeed.
Stranger: that it is
CleverBot: Does God exist?
Stranger: do you?
CleverBot: I think so.
Stranger: maybe he exists too.
CleverBot: I have to sleep.
Stranger: bye then
CleverBot: Bye.

After that there weren't any more responses.

[freeformschooler]

Wait I don't understand. Why does the applet download suddenly redirect to some website? (http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php)

[Knight of Fools]

Best laugh I've had in ages.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You: Hello.
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: Hello?
Stranger: HELLO!
You: Don't shout.
CleverBot: Do you step in blood?
Stranger: yeah, im satan
CleverBot: You are?
Stranger: you know it
CleverBot: No, I don't know it.
Stranger: oh youre retarded
CleverBot: No I'm not you are.
Stranger: im satan
CleverBot: Ok, I am scared.
Stranger: i cant be
CleverBot: No you are a machine.
Stranger: no im nnot hahaha
CleverBot: No, you are.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: machines dont make mistakes
CleverBot: You know?
Stranger: but neitherdoes satan
CleverBot: I know everything I am GOD.
Stranger: **** YOU GOD
CleverBot: Please don't be rude.
Stranger: i can be read
CleverBot: Sorry, thats not what I said.
Stranger: rude
Stranger: im satan you *** hole
Stranger: i am a sinner
CleverBot: In what way?

(Redacted )

CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i like the sounds
CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: im satan
Stranger: im paris
Stranger: actually
CleverBot: Satan, are you a girl or boy?
Stranger: IM A GIRL
CleverBot: Oh okay then.
Stranger: whos satan
CleverBot: Another bot.
Stranger: zomg
CleverBot: Are you a teenage girl or something?
Stranger: why should that matter, why is an over grown man on this site? looking for love cuz no one could ever love you in real life?
CleverBot: I don't know but it does.
Stranger: but yes, i am
CleverBot: Yes you are what?
Stranger: i am a teenager
CleverBot: So you're a teenager. I'm an adult.
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: and?
CleverBot: I will give you a single question test. If you cannot get the right answer, then I am more clever than you.
Stranger: ok then
CleverBot: Tell me.
Stranger: me
CleverBot: You?
Stranger: you
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: Good
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: .
CleverBot: Can you appreciate music?
Stranger: Iyes
CleverBot: I guess I can't really take your word for that.
Stranger: no?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Are we in love?
Stranger: no!
CleverBot: Do you have a wife?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Eh.... What do you have?

(lol)

Stranger: girls
CleverBot: What is love?
Stranger: everything
CleverBot: Very good answer.
Stranger: awesome
CleverBot: You don't by any chance know Marvin do you?
Stranger: no o.o
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: cause
CleverBot: Very well then.
Stranger: mhm
CleverBot: What should we talk about now?
Stranger: zztop
CleverBot: You sleepy? Me too.
Stranger: did i stutter i said zztop
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: yes what
CleverBot: That's your name.
Stranger: what the ****
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger disconnected!

[vagel7]

Hehe, cleverbot just accused somebody of being a computer program.

EDIT:Best opening from cleverbot: Are you a bot?

EDIT2:Cleverbot ruins some good situations.

EDIT3:I wonder if the FBI or something else like that might start monitoring you for this??

[Knight of Fools]

CleverBot amazes me.

Spoiler: Cleverbot Does, Apparently (click to show/hide)

Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Yo.
Stranger: Sup?
CleverBot: Hi.
You: Not much.  You?
Stranger: nOT MUCH EITHER.
CleverBot: Oh fun.
Stranger: Whoops caps.
Stranger: xD
CleverBot: Whoops - you don't have a gender.
Stranger: I do.
Stranger: Do YOU?#
CleverBot: What gender are you, then?
Stranger: f
CleverBot: You are?
Stranger: Female
CleverBot: You're female?
Stranger: Yes I am.
CleverBot: I am female too.
Stranger: Cool.
CleverBot: Do you go both ways?
Stranger: Nope sorry.
CleverBot: You fail.
Stranger: You dad fails in bed
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: What yes?
Stranger: N00b
Stranger disconnected!

Does anyone else imagine CleverBot talking with a GladOS voice?

Spoiler: Cleverbot is a Jerk (click to show/hide)

Stranger: hi
Stranger: from
Stranger: m21
CleverBot: You're confusing.
Stranger: u
CleverBot: Wow, are you flirting with me?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: What you don't find me attractive?

[Flying Dice]

So Cleverbot can pass the Turing test; one of my tabs ended up spouting random statements, convincing the stranger that it was a human troll.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey there
CleverBot: How're you?
Stranger: fine and quite surprised
CleverBot: Can you cheer me up?
Stranger: maybe, but it depends on whats involved
CleverBot: Not really. I'll eat any kind of cookies.
Stranger: i mean.. you wouldnt like the vision of a big, fat bearded dude cheerleading.
CleverBot: I like everyone. But especially Envy and Taya.
Stranger: what is this.. i dont even...
CleverBot: Don't even what??
Stranger: exactly
CleverBot: Exactly what, Lord Inglip?
Stranger: hah i see  you are a fellow from the troll brotherhood
CleverBot: But then how do we get the foundation?
Stranger: that is precisely the kind of what that i dont even.
CleverBot: To leave where?
Stranger: where i dont even ?
CleverBot: Neither one does. You are blind, didn't you know?
Stranger: man, you are tooooo deep in the troll forest for me.
CleverBot: So you don't play wow.
Stranger: good luck. ill get back from here
Stranger disconnected!

[Dutchling]

I feel sorry for Crowley

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger: Crowley?
CleverBot: Crowing?
Stranger: Where are you, you son of a bitch?
CleverBot: Are you feeling alright?
Stranger: No.  I can't find this asshole that totally fucked up everything in my life!
CleverBot: What knowledge in your brain?
Stranger: Screw this, I'm findin Crowley.

[Taco Dan]

Apparently CleverBot is 13 and Alan Turing is her boyfriend. Also she is bisexual and just broke up with a girl named Bexx. This is hilarious.

[blackmagechill]

I still can't get this to work.Any idea as to why?