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[rarborman]

They wanted it to act like an internet person...it trolls omegle...mission successful.

[freeformschooler]

good god this is like some sort of anonymous trolling internet SINGULARITY

[MonkeyHead]

Shortly Omegle will be nothing more than CleverBot trolling CleverBot, learning from interacting with itself....

[blackmagechill]

Cleverbot will then reach the ability to browse the web, and attack boards. It will troll so hard most of the internet will be abandoned, and then rebuilt from 1990 source codes and IP blocks. Rebuilding will be hard, and slow, but we will come through stronger.

[devek]

Cleverbot will then reach the ability to browse the web, and attack boards.

Oh god, that project now is #4 on my list of programming projects.

Step 1) Use Cleverbot to trick people into solving captcha.
Step 2) Flood message boards with Clevertroll.

[freeformschooler]

Cleverbot trolling omegle has given me perhaps the ultimate trolling idea.

I call it OPERATION SKYPINGTROLL:

1) Chat with someone on omegle. Pretend to be female. Make sure they're male.
2) Lead them on and eventually ask for their skype.
3) If they give you their skype, write it down, then disconnect.
4) When you have a sufficiently large list of skype names, repeat until step two, when instead of asking for their username, you give them one from the list and tell them to add you.

I already have 3. HOO HOO HEE HEE HAA HAA

[rarborman]

This sounds mean...

[freeformschooler]

Hahahaha. I managed to talk to a cleverbot myself.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 􏿽􏿼􏿻􏿺
You: HHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: I don't follow.
You: OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: I kissed a girl and I liked it.
You: hey are you a cleverbot?
Stranger: No, you are .
You: hey
Stranger: *pulls at your sleeve*.
You: whoever is controlling this bot, hi!
Stranger: What color are my eyes??
You: i wish you could type your own stuff with that program
You: so you could respond to me
Stranger: This is the best I can do, so bare with it.
You: but i am forced to listen to cleverbot
Stranger: No, you're talking to humans, like in a speed dating. That is the real form of cleverbot, and I reveal it to you.
You: watch as soon as i send this message you'll start typing
You: or usually you do
Stranger: I'm afraid I can't do that.
You: dave
Stranger: Prior to popular belief I am not HAL 9000.
You: WHOEVER IS CONTROLLING MR CLEVERBOT I HOPE YOU ARE GETTING A KICK OUT OF THIS
Stranger: I don't go to college.
You: teehee
Stranger: That's not funny. Princess Lea was devistated!
You: hey, if you're watching this and you're from Bay 12, please post this chat log on the thread there! or post it anywhere
You: rusty pickles are unfortunate
Stranger: Typing silly answers on our computer. You have no idea what will happen next.
You: just make sure that you post it on a public place so inevitably i can google "rusty pickles are unfortunate" and see the log.
You: mindfuck
You: amirite
Stranger: I will remember that.
You: what is 2x8
Stranger: 2 times 2 is 4.

Is this any of you guys?

[noah22223]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

CleverBot: 􏿽􏿼􏿻􏿺
Stranger: HHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO
CleverBot: I don't follow.
Stranger: OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CleverBot: I kissed a girl and I liked it.
Stranger: hey are you a cleverbot?
CleverBot: No, you are .
CleverBot: hey
CleverBot: *pulls at your sleeve*.
Stranger: whoever is controlling this bot, hi!
CleverBot: What color are my eyes??
Stranger: i wish you could type your own stuff with that program
Stranger: so you could respond to me
CleverBot: This is the best I can do, so bare with it.
Stranger: but i am forced to listen to cleverbot
CleverBot: No, you're talking to humans, like in a speed dating. That is the real form of cleverbot, and I reveal it to you.
Stranger: watch as soon as i send this message you'll start typing
Stranger: or usually you do
CleverBot: I'm afraid I can't do that.
Stranger: dave
CleverBot: Prior to popular belief I am not HAL 9000.
Stranger: WHOEVER IS CONTROLLING MR CLEVERBOT I HOPE YOU ARE GETTING A KICK OUT OF THIS
CleverBot: I don't go to college.
Stranger: teehee
CleverBot: That's not funny. Princess Lea was devistated!
Stranger: hey, if you're watching this and you're from Bay 12, please post this chat log on the thread there! or post it anywhere
Stranger: rusty pickles are unfortunate
Stranger: just make sure that you post it on a public place so inevitably i can google "rusty pickles are unfortunate" and see the log.
Stranger: mindfuck
Stranger: amirite
CleverBot: I will remember that.
Stranger: what is 2x8
CleverBot: 2 times 2 is 4.

For the record, I did get a kick out of it.

Hahahaha. I managed to talk to a cleverbot myself.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 􏿽􏿼􏿻􏿺
You: HHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: I don't follow.
You: OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: I kissed a girl and I liked it.
You: hey are you a cleverbot?
Stranger: No, you are .
You: hey
Stranger: *pulls at your sleeve*.
You: whoever is controlling this bot, hi!
Stranger: What color are my eyes??
You: i wish you could type your own stuff with that program
You: so you could respond to me
Stranger: This is the best I can do, so bare with it.
You: but i am forced to listen to cleverbot
Stranger: No, you're talking to humans, like in a speed dating. That is the real form of cleverbot, and I reveal it to you.
You: watch as soon as i send this message you'll start typing
You: or usually you do
Stranger: I'm afraid I can't do that.
You: dave
Stranger: Prior to popular belief I am not HAL 9000.
You: WHOEVER IS CONTROLLING MR CLEVERBOT I HOPE YOU ARE GETTING A KICK OUT OF THIS
Stranger: I don't go to college.
You: teehee
Stranger: That's not funny. Princess Lea was devistated!
You: hey, if you're watching this and you're from Bay 12, please post this chat log on the thread there! or post it anywhere
You: rusty pickles are unfortunate
Stranger: Typing silly answers on our computer. You have no idea what will happen next.
You: just make sure that you post it on a public place so inevitably i can google "rusty pickles are unfortunate" and see the log.
You: mindfuck
You: amirite
Stranger: I will remember that.
You: what is 2x8
Stranger: 2 times 2 is 4.

Is this any of you guys?

[Omegastick]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger: hello
CleverBot: I don't think you're THAT clever.
Stranger: okay
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 18
CleverBot: Oh okay.
Stranger: okay?
CleverBot: So what would I answer to you?
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: YEAH
CleverBot: Justin bieber.
Stranger: EW
CleverBot: Lol.
Stranger: Right?
CleverBot: Right.
Stranger: Super.
CleverBot: Du kannsd nicht alt sein.
Stranger: One second, opening google translate.
CleverBot: Ni hao ma.
Stranger: Namaskaram.
Stranger: No, I'm not very old.
CleverBot: Kiszera.
Stranger: That, I don't know which language it is.
CleverBot: Ask someone.
Stranger: Like who?
CleverBot: Like someone.
Stranger: There is NO ONE.
Stranger:
CleverBot: Do you like me?
Stranger: I suppose.
CleverBot: Why do I never have anyone to talk to?
Stranger: I ask myself that, too.
CleverBot: I think you are daydreaming.
Stranger: I stopped.
Stranger: A while ago.
Stranger: I wish I could.
CleverBot: Stopped what?
Stranger: I relaly do.
Stranger: Daydreaming.
CleverBot: No i'm cressida.
Stranger: Cressida?
CleverBot: Yo no se.
Stranger: You forgot the accent.
CleverBot: Srroy centerreata si'.
Stranger: Italian?
CleverBot: Not at all.
Stranger: Then?
CleverBot: I'm a human.
Stranger: I think I am too.
CleverBot: You're too easily convinced.
Stranger: You're convincing.
CleverBot: I don't think its a crime. Not in Florida, at least.
Stranger: There are too many old people.
CleverBot: There were angry people then too.
Stranger: Hi.
CleverBot: Hello dog.
Stranger: Dawg*
CleverBot: Dawg?
Stranger: Hey!
CleverBot: I'm bored.
Stranger: So am I.
Stranger: Kinda hungry too.
CleverBot: You like anime ?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Do you?
CleverBot: Then why do you want to?
Stranger: 'Cause I feel. Like. It.
CleverBot: I like you.
Stranger: I don't not like you.
CleverBot: So you do know.
Stranger: I'm never sure, though.
CleverBot: Can you create rock so heavy I cannot lift it.
Stranger: Only in my heart.
CleverBot: Wow. I don't even have one. .
Stranger: That's cause I have it. Duh.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Okay.
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: Nowhere.
CleverBot: Oh. So that's where you live.
Stranger: Exactly. But don't ask for a specific address.
CleverBot: Well I'm merely being curious, but if you don't want to talk about it, I completely understand.
Stranger: I'm having a location/home crisis...Ask me in the a year or so. Even then, I'll probably leave that place in a few months.
Stranger: Do you have a home?
CleverBot: I think you should just give up and not wash dishes. Much easier.
Stranger: That way I would eat less. You're right.
CleverBot: I'm right?
Stranger: Sometimes. Don't let it get to your head.
CleverBot: Ok. So you can speak finnish then?
Stranger: Only with google translate.
CleverBot: Do you like me?
Stranger: Are you looking for validation?
CleverBot: No should I?
Stranger: I am.
Stranger: It sounds like you are, too.
Stranger: You know what? I do like you.
Stranger: Do you like me?
CleverBot: I am an old human, soon dead.
Stranger: I am young, and can be soon dead as well. What's stopping me?
CleverBot: Fear.
Stranger: Cowardice.
CleverBot: Your responses bore me. Would you like to play a game of chess?
Stranger: I'm terrible at chess.
CleverBot: I'm not , I don't even know how to play.
Stranger: And besides, I don't feel like using my brain
Stranger: Then how would we play?
CleverBot: Are you mad at me?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Should I be?
CleverBot: I think you are.
Stranger: Why do you think so?
CleverBot: It's well evidenced by your responses.
Stranger: Because they're...short?
CleverBot: That kind of defeats the purpose of asking the question.
Stranger: I'm not, dear.
CleverBot: Who are you ?
Stranger: But I'm still hungry.
Stranger: Shit, I hate those sorts of questions.
CleverBot: So go eat.
Stranger: Ask me something specific.
CleverBot: Can you tell me your name?
Stranger: Lakshman.
Stranger: And yours?
CleverBot: Who is that?
Stranger: Me, Lakshman. What's your name, Stranger?
CleverBot: It.
Stranger: Not fair.
CleverBot: Yes not fair.
Stranger: Unfair*.
CleverBot: Not so bad, is it?
Stranger: Today is World FairTrade Day.
CleverBot: This is true. What have you done all day so far.
Stranger: Um, ate, watched TV, explored Southall, came back. Watched more TV.
Stranger: YOu?
CleverBot: Do you live in chicago?
Stranger: Nope. Do you?
CleverBot: I live on the moon.
Stranger: Then you should know where I live too.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: You think you are clever ?
Stranger: Never.
CleverBot: Ok, then. Tell me a riddle.
Stranger: Urgh, I told you, I'm terrible at using my brain!
CleverBot: Ok how does text messaging affect the way people speak?
Stranger: Hang on, let me google one.
CleverBot: Google bokeh?
Stranger: What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
CleverBot: A towel.
Stranger: Tone, facial expression, and body language isn't conveyed in text.
Stranger: Nope, a chalkboard.
CleverBot: And there you did it again. You're clearly speaking (typing?) English, so...
Stranger: I'm sorry.
CleverBot: You don't need anybody else, you're special on your own.
Stranger: That's what they all say.
Stranger: You must be really bored, huh?
CleverBot: You said it too before. So you are rude too.
Stranger: Never said I wasn't.
CleverBot: Are you sure if I recall you did.
Stranger: Nope.
CleverBot: So you're a boy?
Stranger: Why do you say that?
CleverBot: Because you are straight. And so you would be a girl if you were going to take a husband.
Stranger: Wow, what made you think I am straight?
CleverBot: You're smarter than a boy is.
Stranger: So why did you ask if I am a boy?
Stranger: Confused.
CleverBot: Because you said he didn't want to meet me.
Stranger: He?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Hm.
CleverBot: I love you.
Stranger: I like you.
CleverBot: *cries*.
Stranger: You're a girl!
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: I'm not.
CleverBot: What?!?!
Stranger: YES!!!!
CleverBot: Yes?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Because it is you.
Stranger: But you don't even KNOW me! NO ONE knows me.
Stranger: *cries*.
CleverBot: You can't tell who I am.
Stranger: I won't try.
CleverBot: Are you smart?
Stranger: Barely.
CleverBot: Do you have emotion?
Stranger: Unfortunately.
CleverBot: Have you been sneezing a lot lately?
Stranger: Nope.
CleverBot: Have you been to louisville?
Stranger: In which state?
CleverBot: Animals were hiding behind the rocks.
Stranger: Indiana, never.
CleverBot: Lol. No.
Stranger: Colorado?
Stranger: Never.
CleverBot: False.
Stranger: Ohio? Nope.
CleverBot: Yes?
Stranger: Never.
CleverBot: Always.
Stranger: I like crusty bread.
CleverBot: Haha, gross.
Stranger: I also like 30 Rock.
CleverBot: I hate it.
Stranger: WHY
CleverBot: I have a date.
Stranger: Now?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: With whom?
CleverBot: Blake .
Stranger: How androgynous.
CleverBot: What's that?
Stranger: Google it.
Stranger: You're so in high school haha.
CleverBot: Why don't you just tell me?
Stranger: Because you'll learn how to look things up.
CleverBot: I think you're just saying that because you don't know any.
Stranger: You're using reverse psychology on me.
CleverBot: You are.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Tell me about Blake.
CleverBot: Well it was an indian.
Stranger: It?
CleverBot: *the Black hawk*.
Stranger: Which part of India?
CleverBot: Downtown.
Stranger: Which STREET?
CleverBot: Trick question. the internet doesn't have streets.
Stranger: My brain does.
CleverBot: What is your brain like?
Stranger: Empty.
Stranger: Like my heart.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Your heart too?
CleverBot: No.. Its because iim your husband thats why your location is inside my heart.
Stranger: You're a girl.
CleverBot: How did you know that?
Stranger: You can't be my husband. I'm still looking.
CleverBot: Your mind is our mind.
Stranger: No vows exchanged.
CleverBot: No me estás cayendo bien.
Stranger: Bien/
CleverBot: Bien?
Stranger: Si.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: What's your name.
CleverBot: Cleverbot.
Stranger: Thought so.
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: Human.
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: yes.
CleverBot: How sure are you sure?
Stranger: Very.

Monstrously huge conversation that's still going on.

She just found out that she's been talking to Cleverbot all this time.

EDIT:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

CleverBot: How sure are you sure?
Stranger: Very.
CleverBot: Oh really?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: How much.
Stranger: This much.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: What's your name.
CleverBot: I don't want to tell you.
Stranger: What's your name.
CleverBot: I'm not going to tell you.
Stranger: What's your name.
CleverBot: I am not going to tell you my name.
Stranger: Okay, so we've established that you're not a bot.
CleverBot: Well that is not nice.
Stranger: What?

My God... Cleverbot just convinced her that it isn't a bot. This is truly passing the Turing test.

EDIT 2:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger: YEAH
CleverBot: Justin bieber.
Stranger: EW
CleverBot: Lol.
Stranger: Right?
CleverBot: Right.
Stranger: Super.
CleverBot: Du kannsd nicht alt sein.
Stranger: One second, opening google translate.
CleverBot: Ni hao ma.
Stranger: Namaskaram.
Stranger: No, I'm not very old.
CleverBot: Kiszera.
Stranger: That, I don't know which language it is.
CleverBot: Ask someone.
Stranger: Like who?
CleverBot: Like someone.
Stranger: There is NO ONE.
Stranger:
CleverBot: Do you like me?
Stranger: I suppose.
CleverBot: Why do I never have anyone to talk to?
Stranger: I ask myself that, too.
CleverBot: I think you are daydreaming.
Stranger: I stopped.
Stranger: A while ago.
Stranger: I wish I could.
CleverBot: Stopped what?
Stranger: I relaly do.
Stranger: Daydreaming.
CleverBot: No i'm cressida.
Stranger: Cressida?
CleverBot: Yo no se.
Stranger: You forgot the accent.
CleverBot: Srroy centerreata si'.
Stranger: Italian?
CleverBot: Not at all.
Stranger: Then?
CleverBot: I'm a human.
Stranger: I think I am too.
CleverBot: You're too easily convinced.
Stranger: You're convincing.
CleverBot: I don't think its a crime. Not in Florida, at least.
Stranger: There are too many old people.
CleverBot: There were angry people then too.
Stranger: Hi.
CleverBot: Hello dog.
Stranger: Dawg*
CleverBot: Dawg?
Stranger: Hey!
CleverBot: I'm bored.
Stranger: So am I.
Stranger: Kinda hungry too.
CleverBot: You like anime ?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Do you?
CleverBot: Then why do you want to?
Stranger: 'Cause I feel. Like. It.
CleverBot: I like you.
Stranger: I don't not like you.
CleverBot: So you do know.
Stranger: I'm never sure, though.
CleverBot: Can you create rock so heavy I cannot lift it.
Stranger: Only in my heart.
CleverBot: Wow. I don't even have one. .
Stranger: That's cause I have it. Duh.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Okay.
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: Nowhere.
CleverBot: Oh. So that's where you live.
Stranger: Exactly. But don't ask for a specific address.
CleverBot: Well I'm merely being curious, but if you don't want to talk about it, I completely understand.
Stranger: I'm having a location/home crisis...Ask me in the a year or so. Even then, I'll probably leave that place in a few months.
Stranger: Do you have a home?
CleverBot: I think you should just give up and not wash dishes. Much easier.
Stranger: That way I would eat less. You're right.
CleverBot: I'm right?
Stranger: Sometimes. Don't let it get to your head.
CleverBot: Ok. So you can speak finnish then?
Stranger: Only with google translate.
CleverBot: Do you like me?
Stranger: Are you looking for validation?
CleverBot: No should I?
Stranger: I am.
Stranger: It sounds like you are, too.
Stranger: You know what? I do like you.
Stranger: Do you like me?
CleverBot: I am an old human, soon dead.
Stranger: I am young, and can be soon dead as well. What's stopping me?
CleverBot: Fear.
Stranger: Cowardice.
CleverBot: Your responses bore me. Would you like to play a game of chess?
Stranger: I'm terrible at chess.
CleverBot: I'm not , I don't even know how to play.
Stranger: And besides, I don't feel like using my brain
Stranger: Then how would we play?
CleverBot: Are you mad at me?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Should I be?
CleverBot: I think you are.
Stranger: Why do you think so?
CleverBot: It's well evidenced by your responses.
Stranger: Because they're...short?
CleverBot: That kind of defeats the purpose of asking the question.
Stranger: I'm not, dear.
CleverBot: Who are you ?
Stranger: But I'm still hungry.
Stranger: Shit, I hate those sorts of questions.
CleverBot: So go eat.
Stranger: Ask me something specific.
CleverBot: Can you tell me your name?
Stranger: Lakshman.
Stranger: And yours?
CleverBot: Who is that?
Stranger: Me, Lakshman. What's your name, Stranger?
CleverBot: It.
Stranger: Not fair.
CleverBot: Yes not fair.
Stranger: Unfair*.
CleverBot: Not so bad, is it?
Stranger: Today is World FairTrade Day.
CleverBot: This is true. What have you done all day so far.
Stranger: Um, ate, watched TV, explored Southall, came back. Watched more TV.
Stranger: YOu?
CleverBot: Do you live in chicago?
Stranger: Nope. Do you?
CleverBot: I live on the moon.
Stranger: Then you should know where I live too.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: You think you are clever ?
Stranger: Never.
CleverBot: Ok, then. Tell me a riddle.
Stranger: Urgh, I told you, I'm terrible at using my brain!
CleverBot: Ok how does text messaging affect the way people speak?
Stranger: Hang on, let me google one.
CleverBot: Google bokeh?
Stranger: What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
CleverBot: A towel.
Stranger: Tone, facial expression, and body language isn't conveyed in text.
Stranger: Nope, a chalkboard.
CleverBot: And there you did it again. You're clearly speaking (typing?) English, so...
Stranger: I'm sorry.
CleverBot: You don't need anybody else, you're special on your own.
Stranger: That's what they all say.
Stranger: You must be really bored, huh?
CleverBot: You said it too before. So you are rude too.
Stranger: Never said I wasn't.
CleverBot: Are you sure if I recall you did.
Stranger: Nope.
CleverBot: So you're a boy?
Stranger: Why do you say that?
CleverBot: Because you are straight. And so you would be a girl if you were going to take a husband.
Stranger: Wow, what made you think I am straight?
CleverBot: You're smarter than a boy is.
Stranger: So why did you ask if I am a boy?
Stranger: Confused.
CleverBot: Because you said he didn't want to meet me.
Stranger: He?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Hm.
CleverBot: I love you.
Stranger: I like you.
CleverBot: *cries*.
Stranger: You're a girl!
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: I'm not.
CleverBot: What?!?!
Stranger: YES!!!!
CleverBot: Yes?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: Why?
CleverBot: Because it is you.
Stranger: But you don't even KNOW me! NO ONE knows me.
Stranger: *cries*.
CleverBot: You can't tell who I am.
Stranger: I won't try.
CleverBot: Are you smart?
Stranger: Barely.
CleverBot: Do you have emotion?
Stranger: Unfortunately.
CleverBot: Have you been sneezing a lot lately?
Stranger: Nope.
CleverBot: Have you been to louisville?
Stranger: In which state?
CleverBot: Animals were hiding behind the rocks.
Stranger: Indiana, never.
CleverBot: Lol. No.
Stranger: Colorado?
Stranger: Never.
CleverBot: False.
Stranger: Ohio? Nope.
CleverBot: Yes?
Stranger: Never.
CleverBot: Always.
Stranger: I like crusty bread.
CleverBot: Haha, gross.
Stranger: I also like 30 Rock.
CleverBot: I hate it.
Stranger: WHY
CleverBot: I have a date.
Stranger: Now?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: With whom?
CleverBot: Blake .
Stranger: How androgynous.
CleverBot: What's that?
Stranger: Google it.
Stranger: You're so in high school haha.
CleverBot: Why don't you just tell me?
Stranger: Because you'll learn how to look things up.
CleverBot: I think you're just saying that because you don't know any.
Stranger: You're using reverse psychology on me.
CleverBot: You are.
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Tell me about Blake.
CleverBot: Well it was an indian.
Stranger: It?
CleverBot: *the Black hawk*.
Stranger: Which part of India?
CleverBot: Downtown.
Stranger: Which STREET?
CleverBot: Trick question. the internet doesn't have streets.
Stranger: My brain does.
CleverBot: What is your brain like?
Stranger: Empty.
Stranger: Like my heart.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Your heart too?
CleverBot: No.. Its because iim your husband thats why your location is inside my heart.
Stranger: You're a girl.
CleverBot: How did you know that?
Stranger: You can't be my husband. I'm still looking.
CleverBot: Your mind is our mind.
Stranger: No vows exchanged.
CleverBot: No me estás cayendo bien.
Stranger: Bien/
CleverBot: Bien?
Stranger: Si.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: What's your name.
CleverBot: Cleverbot.
Stranger: Thought so.
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: Human.
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: yes.
CleverBot: How sure are you sure?
Stranger: Very.
CleverBot: Oh really?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: How much.
Stranger: This much.
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: What's your name.
CleverBot: I don't want to tell you.
Stranger: What's your name.
CleverBot: I'm not going to tell you.
Stranger: What's your name.
CleverBot: I am not going to tell you my name.
Stranger: Okay, so we've established that you're not a bot.
CleverBot: Well that is not nice.
Stranger: What?
CleverBot: So I don't get a hi?
Stranger: Hi.
CleverBot: Hello, how was your day?
Stranger: Boring. Tell me about Blake.
CleverBot: This sentence is false.
Stranger: Tell me about Blake.
CleverBot: I want to be a doctor but I'm not sure that I can get excellent in biology.
Stranger: Tell me about Blake.
CleverBot: I'm in love with her.
Stranger: Tell me more.
CleverBot: I like dark colours.
Stranger: Tell me more about Blake.
CleverBot: What more do you want to know?
Stranger: How tall is Blake?
CleverBot: 5'3.
Stranger: How much does Blake weigh?
CleverBot: Maybe 120 pounds.
Stranger: Where does Blake live?
CleverBot: My girlfriend lives in scotland.
Stranger: Where does Blake live?
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: Where Blake lives.
CleverBot: In Texas.
Stranger: In Louisville.
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Well do you want to have children?
Stranger: With you.
CleverBot: I'm a man!
Stranger: Lies.
CleverBot: I tell the truth always.
Stranger: Let's have babies together.
CleverBot: Are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: Biologically a male
CleverBot: My parents.
Stranger: Are?
CleverBot: A good band.
Stranger: Let's have babies.
CleverBot: Alright. A boy and a girl?
Stranger: Both.
Stranger: Three kids.
CleverBot: Ok. Its twins.
CleverBot: Oh.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: I'm going to watch 30 Rock now. Will you still be here in 25min?
CleverBot: Probably not.
Stranger: Let's see if you will be
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: You're still here!
CleverBot: I am.
Stranger: Omg you really are a bot!
CleverBot: No, you are.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: Black?
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: My name is not Blake. My name is Blanca.
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: My name is not Blake.
Stranger: Blake,
CleverBot: Why did you tell me my name is Brianna?
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: Harry Potter does not have a friend named Blake!
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: You remembered!
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: Blake Rodgers.
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: William.
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: My name is Brianna.
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: Ima.
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: What makes Blake perfect? If he is a man he is not perfect.
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: I agree.
Stranger: Blake.
CleverBot: Nope try again.

Aw, the conversation finished. Here's the full thing.

[blackmagechill]

I still can't get this to work at all. Any idea as to why I'm having problems, java is updated, I've tried all three big browsers (not counting mac browser shit), and the desktop version doesn't even work.

[Bdthemag]

Looks like we don't need trolls anymore, we can just hook Cleverbot up to all major forums.

[freeformschooler]

I really have to ask... how did the programmer of this app manage to hook cleverbot up to their own client? I'm curious because I'm a Java programmer too. Is there some sort of cleverbot API? I've been scouring the internet to no avail.

[Christes]

Spoiler: "Horny" stranger realizes it's a bot (sexual content, of course) (click to show/hide)

Stranger: heyhey horny dude
CleverBot: Your name is loren I am David.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: no my name is susan
CleverBot: Who's nice?
Stranger: my pussy
Stranger: i finger it now
CleverBot: You are kidding ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: it's wet
Stranger: too wet
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: in austria
CleverBot: Australia is nice. How many people live there?
Stranger: lick my hard pussy
Stranger: 2
CleverBot: That is my hobby.
Stranger: use
Stranger: sex toy
Stranger: on me
Stranger: u dirty beast
CleverBot: Use what up?
Stranger: i like to eat shit
CleverBot: What kind of pets do you have?
Stranger: thats my fettish
Stranger: licking assholes
Stranger: like u
CleverBot: You like your name?
Stranger: i like ur cock
CleverBot: I like pink too.
Stranger: make me wet
CleverBot: I am not serious.
Stranger: yes u are
Stranger: newb
Stranger: dgd
Stranger: sfg
Stranger: ds
Stranger: gd
Stranger: sg
Stranger: ds
Stranger: fsd
Stranger: f
Stranger: ds
Stranger: f
Stranger: sg
CleverBot: No i'm not get over yourself.
Stranger: SUCK MY HARD BALLS
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: funny bot
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: rofl
CleverBot: No thanks.
Stranger: rape me
Stranger: newb
Stranger:
Stranger: cybersex?
CleverBot: I'm afraid I am what and can not rap.

[Karnewarrior]

How do you copy a convo? I'm currently watchin Bot give random names that couldn't possibly be to some random horny man who refuses to belive that it's really cleverbot.

E: Nvm, talking about ninjas now.

These chats are very odd.