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[Strife26]

Stranger connected!
Stranger: http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/149315_1748996651245_1428716259_31923220_1897471_n.jpg
CleverBot: Nee, ik heb niet gezegd dat ik 9 was, en ook niet dat ik 15 was.
Stranger disconnected!


I'm kind of afraid to translate that or to follow the link.

[Angel Of Death]

Google will translate it for you! "No, I did not say that I was 9, nor that I was 15."
 

I just clicked on the link. It's nothing too bad, but still...

[penguinofhonor]

Wow, this stranger has persisted for almost half an hour now. I'd have disconnected. Cleverbot keeps interrogating him about his age, religion, and Pokemon.

[jaxy15]

I just had Cleverbot criticize someone for slow typing, apologize, and then ask if he likes Edward Cullen.
What the HFS?

[Ottofar]

My favorite bit thus far goes:
Stranger: did you know i have 6 toes on my right foot
Stranger: they call it lucky
CleverBot: That is a treasonous artifact. Please report all treasonous artifacts to your nearest Internal Security office.

[MonkeyHead]

Quite a mammoth one here:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: fine thanks
CleverBot: That's good, nothing wrong then?
Stranger: wbu
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: what about u
CleverBot: I am so bored.
Stranger: m/f?
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: hello u still there
CleverBot: Thats not my name my name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: no tell me your real name
CleverBot: Do you really want to know?
Stranger: yes please:)
CleverBot: Okay, maybe later; you'll find out for yourself, sweety.
Stranger: NO I WANT TO KNOW NOW !!!!! AND DONT SWEETY ME !!!!!!!
CleverBot: You don't have a soul yet; don't lecture me on my own religion.
Stranger: what pleeeeeaaaaasssseeee teeeeellllll mmmmmmeeeee! orr i'll cry
CleverBot: The plan to roast all turtles.
Stranger: your an idiot
CleverBot: Your answer is yes.
Stranger: i wont tell u my name then..................
CleverBot: Why, if you love me you will tell me your name!
Stranger: not
CleverBot: But I want your opinoin.
Stranger: u tell me yours first .............
CleverBot: I told you my name!
Stranger: your names opinion?
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: wait how old r u first and ill tell u my name x
CleverBot: Is your name June?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: What is your name?
Stranger: how old r u cleverbot x
CleverBot: About three.
Stranger: tell me the truth or i will not tell u my name and ......will u go out with me....
CleverBot: What do you want me to tell you the truth about?
Stranger: no u first or i'll go........ your choice
CleverBot: If you say so.
Stranger: yes i say so
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: please
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: cummon then
CleverBot: What do I do?
Stranger: tell me your age.... name and ill tell u mine........
CleverBot: Yes, names are good. .
Stranger: cummon please x
CleverBot: Please what?
Stranger: tell me your age and name
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot. I'm 17 years old.
Stranger: im called tori  im 16
CleverBot: Awesome!! I'm called Cleverbot! *smiles*.
Stranger: will u go out wiv me
CleverBot: If you ask again with proper grammar, perhaps.
Stranger: will you go out with me?
CleverBot: Certainly.
Stranger: thanks honey
CleverBot: Whoa now, we aren't that close yet. Just call me Logan for now.
Stranger: wait where do you live?
CleverBot: By hook or by crook, we will find out what we want to know!
Stranger: nice name logan
CleverBot: Thanks! What shall I call you?
Stranger: Tori
CleverBot: Do you know my Middle name?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: wait whats your last name Logan
CleverBot: Brian.
Stranger: is it Logan Brian
CleverBot: Ok .
Stranger: mine Tori Veguas
CleverBot: What's your name?
Stranger: pronounced veagas
CleverBot: No, it is not pronounced insecurity.
Stranger: where do u live ?
Stranger: x
CleverBot: You live in Kentucky don't you?
CleverBot: Do you think that an artificial intelligence can break it's programming and become truly sentient.
Stranger: no logan x
CleverBot: Oh, want to be my friend.
Stranger: no girlfriend
CleverBot: That's too bad. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: i ment no i dont live in kentucky
CleverBot: Then where do you live?
Stranger: no im a girl i want u to be my boyfriend x
CleverBot: Ok. I have a boyfriend.
Stranger: are u a girl
CleverBot: A woman.
Stranger: oh i thought u were a boy .......
CleverBot: That means you're a boy?!
Stranger: i asked u to be my boyfriend
CleverBot: Your name is How.
Stranger: no im a girl
CleverBot: Oh, you are?
Stranger: i am a girl i thought you were a boy so i asked u out
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: are u a girl or a boy
CleverBot: Yes I am a girl.
Stranger: so am i
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: are u a lez
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: so am i
CleverBot: No you are not.
Stranger: i am now because i love u now xxx
CleverBot: That would hardly make one rich, sorry to say.
Stranger: what i dont understand
CleverBot: You can't understand everything.
Stranger: do u love me or not x
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: how old are u first im scared im older xxx
CleverBot: Haha. Okay then. Is shara a good name?
Stranger: yeah its goergus x
CleverBot: Yes it is.
Stranger: mines Tori is that nice?
CleverBot: Where is that?
Stranger: no my names Tori is that a good name?
CleverBot: What is your real name?
Stranger: Victoria but call me Tori...
CleverBot: Are you a ghost.
Stranger: why are u...............
CleverBot: How so?
Stranger: im not xxx
CleverBot: Obviously I am original since there is only one of me in the entire world.
Stranger: is my name a nice name
CleverBot: Yes, it is.
Stranger: thanks honey x
CleverBot: I am breaking up with you.
Stranger: wanna go out?
Stranger: yes or no
CleverBot: Is your name sam?
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: I wish my girlfriend would text me.
Stranger: dont i LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CleverBot: Well, we've only just met.
Stranger: they say its love at first sight dont they
CleverBot: Do you beliave this?
Stranger: yeah please i hope u do x
CleverBot: Well I did for a second. Its gone now.
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhh i loooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee yyyyyyyyyoooooouuuuuu......................... im crying now...;(
CleverBot: Don't be sad.
Stranger: u broke up with me though i have to be sad .........................x
CleverBot: Haha no, that was not the reason but thanks for making me smile.
Stranger: im crying u idiot and your smiling how could you u idiot
CleverBot: No I don't like dogs.
Stranger: I HATE YOU
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger disconnected!

TL;DR: Cleverbot Manages to pull 16 yr old Female called Tori by creating a person called Logan Brian, who is an asshole. Logan then turns out to be an older female lesbian. Tori decides she loves Logan so much she is willing to turn gay for Logan. Logan then dumps Tori for no real reason, and bullies her over her sadness. WIN!

[jaxy15]

I just got a weird conversation.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Stranger: hey
CleverBot: How are you today?
Stranger: not bad
Stranger: what about you
CleverBot: Are you going any where?
CleverBot: Texas.
Stranger: na
CleverBot: What do you do there?
CleverBot: What class?
Stranger: maths
CleverBot: I lol'd.
Stranger: how come
CleverBot: I look good in it.
Stranger: wat
Stranger: are u a male or female
CleverBot: The name of the boy who has been occupying my thoughts tonight.
CleverBot: I'm not sure, Jayne is a name for both genders. You will have to give me more clues.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ur confusing
CleverBot: What is your favorite subject.
CleverBot: I would think so, do you feel emotion?
Stranger: outdoor ed
CleverBot: Talk to me like the whopper you fool!
Stranger: like the whopper
Stranger: whats that
CleverBot: Indeed.
CleverBot: Spanish.
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im from australia
CleverBot: Ahhhhm.
Stranger: my name l;achlan
CleverBot: Australia! I love opera house.
Stranger: im 16
CleverBot: I will call you Debbie.
Stranger: and am male
CleverBot: Kool.
CleverBot: No you said that you were a girl.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: And you said me too which leads us to the fact thta you're a girl.
CleverBot: Oh.
CleverBot: What about you?
Stranger: wat
Stranger: i never said that
CleverBot: I'm writing about you.
Stranger: ur a wacko
CleverBot: And you call me stubborn.
CleverBot: I think he is dead!
Stranger: wat
Stranger: so r u a male or female
CleverBot: I don't know. You tell me.
CleverBot: Idk you tell me.
CleverBot: Do you know if god is real?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ur chattoing to him
CleverBot: Good.
CleverBot: With who?
Stranger: ur chatting with god
CleverBot: Perhaps you are.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so wat up
CleverBot: See, you're not really impressing me now.
CleverBot: You're not.
CleverBot: Love me?
Stranger: yes i love you
CleverBot: *hugs*.
Stranger: *kiss*
CleverBot: *kisses gently*.
Stranger: *peck*
CleverBot: *kisses back*.
CleverBot: *looks into eyes*.
Stranger: *kiss on nose*
CleverBot: *kiss on forehead*.
Stranger: haha
CleverBot: I think you're cute. .
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thanks
CleverBot: What is so funny?
CleverBot: What are you doing?
Stranger: well
Stranger: i was playing cod
Stranger: but not anymore
CleverBot: That is not an appropriate answer to the question I asked.
Stranger: just chatting to u
Stranger: wat about you
CleverBot: What's atari?
CleverBot: What?
CleverBot: No, you're chatting to me. I'm chatting to you.
CleverBot: 19.
Stranger: ur 19
CleverBot: I know.
Stranger: wat country
CleverBot: I believe you spelled 'what; wrong there babe.
Stranger: what country
CleverBot: Do You Want To Flirt With A Fit 29 Year Old Girl?
CleverBot: USA.
Stranger: why not
CleverBot: Ok then.
Stranger: u got msn
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: skype
CleverBot: Can you sing me one of their songs?
CleverBot: Not over the computer.
Stranger: how
Stranger: then
CleverBot: No.
CleverBot: Then what?
Stranger: how can i sing to you
Stranger: u got webcam
CleverBot: But these things take time.
CleverBot: I just had one.
Stranger: u just had webcam
CleverBot: Two babies.
CleverBot: From where?
Stranger: u just had two babies
CleverBot: Two babies.
CleverBot: What the names?
Stranger: im saying
Stranger: did you just have two babies
CleverBot: I understand. What time is it?
CleverBot: No, it is in 11 days.
Stranger: ur having two baies in 11 days
CleverBot: Oh, so you do not. Do you have your permit?
CleverBot: Oh, so you do not. Do you have your permit?
Stranger: permit for what
CleverBot: No, in D.C you can only get your permit at 16 and a half.
CleverBot: Nothing actually, I like writing.
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: so do u have skype
CleverBot: What is knowledge?
CleverBot: Why are you thinking about yourself?
CleverBot: Yes.

[breadbocks]

I ran it, and had a sensible conversation on CBs part. Then it asked how long the stranger's hair was. Q.Q

About 5 minutes in, CB broke.

[Angel Of Death]

I ran it, and had a sensible conversation on CBs part. Then it asked how long the stranger's hair was. Q.Q

About 5 minutes in, CB broke.

Did the guy spam the word Osama?

That happened to me recently.

[Ottofar]

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: How are you? I'm sad I think that .. I arruined ALL!
Stranger: sad
CleverBot: I think you have the problem, not me.
Stranger disconnected!

[noah22223]

Cleverbot: Making people ragequit before they even say Hi.

[freeformschooler]

I've been trying this. Cleverbot is a better Omegle troll than I ever was. I am disappoint :C

[noah22223]

Oi, how do I copy it from the browser?

[Angel Of Death]

You highlight it all and you hold down Ctrl and press C

[devek]

So all trolling has been replaced by a machine?

No longer will Cleverbot try to act like us, we will have to act like it.