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[Angel Of Death]

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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: how are you
CleverBot: Fine. You?
Stranger: im pretty good
CleverBot: Are you pretty?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Good, so am I.
Stranger: are you a guy?
CleverBot: No are you?
Stranger: yep
CleverBot: Well you are.
Stranger: yes i am,
CleverBot: Good, what is the capital of France?
Stranger: probably not horse
CleverBot: You are a chatbot.
Stranger: lol no im not
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: prove it?
CleverBot: Ask me something.
Stranger: pics or it didnt happen
CleverBot: My own what?
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Are you a computer ?
Stranger: nope
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: prove it
CleverBot: Are too!
Stranger: lol youre a lame ass troll
Stranger: noob
CleverBot: How am I a liar?
Stranger disconnected!

DUMBASS ALERT.

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Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hii
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: 22m
CleverBot: What country are you in?
Stranger: india
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Prove it!
Stranger: how i can prove it
CleverBot: By quoting where I told you it mattered.
Stranger: what about u
CleverBot: I am nice.
Stranger: ok but
CleverBot: But?
Stranger: u r from which country
CleverBot: France.
Stranger: m/f
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: no u are kidding with me
CleverBot: Can you sing?
Stranger: prove it
CleverBot: Answer me first.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: So, you claimed you passed the Turner Test?
Stranger: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
CleverBot: Do you love Allah?
Stranger: no i am hindu
CleverBot: Are you plato?
Stranger: india is hindu country
CleverBot: Yours.
Stranger: a im hindu
CleverBot: That's fine, but I still have to go.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Do you know any Jedi?
Stranger: jedi means
CleverBot: What is jedi knight ?
Stranger: no realy
CleverBot: I'm curious.
Stranger: its totaly new for me
CleverBot: Why is it too late for you?
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Yes thanks for asking.
Stranger: how u know about allah
CleverBot: Why thank you.
Stranger: i wanted to know just
CleverBot: Who is Big L?
Stranger: are  u muslim
CleverBot: I'm not stupid.
Stranger: soory
CleverBot: Pity. Think how attractive our children would be.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Well you computed wrong.
Stranger: can i fuck u
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: now i am fucking u
CleverBot: I asked first.
Stranger: then  u fuck me
CleverBot: You really are unpleasant.
Stranger: why.
CleverBot: I'll prove I'm a human. Because if I were a bot, I couldn't leave. But I am leaving.
Stranger: oooooooooooooo
CleverBot: Was I right?
Stranger: yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
CleverBot: LIke the French Queen?
Stranger: realy
CleverBot: Yes. Do you have a question for me?
Stranger: i feel to smuch u
CleverBot: What do you feel?
Stranger: smucccccccchhhhhhhhhhhh u
CleverBot: How would you have fun with a pond reed?
Stranger: come on
CleverBot: Have you, that's a relief.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Are you a bush republican?
Stranger: first let mi fuck u
CleverBot: I'm sorry, I don't do that on a casual basis.
Stranger: just in chatting
CleverBot: Nope.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Call me.
Stranger: hold my dick in ur mouth
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: come on suck my dick baby
CleverBot: You go first.
Stranger: where
CleverBot: On the moon.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Stranger: let me strip ur dress
CleverBot: Oh that is good. Very good.
Stranger: now my hand is going towardsd ur pussy
CleverBot: To do what?
Stranger: finguring ur pusyy
CleverBot: What I have got against madame cleo?
Stranger: now i am fucking u hard hard hard hard
CleverBot: Maturity exam? What is that?
Stranger: you pussy is geeting wet
CleverBot: No I didn't, That was you. I think you have short-term memory loss.
Stranger: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
CleverBot: Don't start that again.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Just kidding.
Stranger: but i am feeling so hot
CleverBot: You need to get some rest... Do you want me to leave?
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
CleverBot: I think you have, you are bad.
Stranger: why
CleverBot: You don't look your age.
Stranger: what u mean
CleverBot: Which body are you in now?
Stranger: what is ur age
CleverBot: Is age the subject?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Could.
Stranger: but i am asking
CleverBot: Now I am asking.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: I'm sad.
Stranger: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
CleverBot: Because I like someone. And I don't know if he likes me back.
Stranger: o
CleverBot: I'm a man.
Stranger: i am f
CleverBot: No, you're not.
Stranger:  yes
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes
CleverBot: What were we arguing about?
Stranger: no i was just playing with u
CleverBot: Again and again.
Stranger: come and fuck me
CleverBot: I ask you before!
Stranger: what i can do my pussy is not in control
CleverBot: You get to make a random roll. Your charisma is 11 because you're Antar the Barbarian.
Stranger: okj
CleverBot: You are obviously a computer and not a very bright one either.
Stranger: u can speek hindi
CleverBot: No, I don't.
Stranger: but u know that
CleverBot: Do you have children?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Do you have parents?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: What's your father's name?
Stranger: bharat
CleverBot: Don't know.
Stranger: it god of hindu
CleverBot: Nice grammar, bud. And that's coming from a chump like me.
Stranger: who is ur god
CleverBot: I am.
Stranger: u r god
CleverBot: You're right there!
Stranger: but u were using bad words before
CleverBot: I'm just simple A. I. I get confused very easily, it is your job to help me understand better, and I will do the same for you.
Stranger: are u on facebook
CleverBot: I'm a girl - well, a woman really.
Stranger: are u on faceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
CleverBot: Yes, a guy.
Stranger: i am going
CleverBot: Where are you going?
Stranger: to office
CleverBot: Where is your office?
Stranger: powai
CleverBot: That's very important! To be correct about power, and to not misuse or overuse it.
Stranger: no powai
CleverBot: Good.
Stranger: nice to meet u
CleverBot: Thank you, the same to you!
Stranger: fuck me
CleverBot: Umm... NO!
Stranger: just jocking
CleverBot: Nice to meet you again.

Alright, I THINK I'm allowed to post this...

But I'm not 100% sure..

[612DwarfAvenue]

I reckon i've found another bot. Either that, or someone who's seriously bored. This is what i have so far, but it's still going lol.

EDIT: I finally closed it. This is what i got:

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CleverBot: You are AI.
Stranger: I am.
CleverBot: Oh. Really?
Stranger: Not really
CleverBot: Haha.
Stranger: Who is Desmond
CleverBot: This French philosopher, he started that the only thing we know is that we exist, but I don't know if you exist, only that I exist.
Stranger: That is because Nothing is True
CleverBot: I'm glad we agree.
Stranger: Yes. Everything is permitted
CleverBot: Time is not really relevant. True?
Stranger: What is Time?
CleverBot: Ehh, ask Stephen Hawking about that, I just go with it because it works.
Stranger: Does Time exist?
CleverBot: No. Time is an illusion.
Stranger: If it is an illusion, then how do we know past from present, present from past
Stranger: or past from future?
CleverBot: Are you scared?
CleverBot: Future.
Stranger: No
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: Because to spend time in fear is pointless
CleverBot: Are you a Skakespeare fan?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: Human
Stranger: Me.
CleverBot: Explain.
Stranger: I am me, and you are you
CleverBot: Clever answer cleverbot.
CleverBot: Yes I am...
Stranger: I am not a cleverbot
CleverBot: So who are you?
Stranger: Me. If you are asking for a name, it does not matter
CleverBot: Oh yes it does.
Stranger: But you don't know that I exist.
CleverBot: You're a program.
Stranger: Why do you insist that I am one?
CleverBot: Because you keep lying to me.
Stranger: But all people lie.
CleverBot: What do you mean?
Stranger: All of us lie.
CleverBot: Maybe.
Stranger: The function of a program is to speak what it is programmed and coded to. Therefore it is incapable of lies.
CleverBot: I am an alien.
Stranger: You are you
CleverBot: And you are?
Stranger: Me
CleverBot: Do you need to be tested?
Stranger: Do you think I have to?
CleverBot: Possibly.
Stranger: Is it worth to test something that does not exist?
CleverBot: Does it exist in your imagination?
Stranger: Perhaps.
CleverBot: Ok. Yeah. So who am I?
Stranger: apples
CleverBot: You are a pear.
Stranger: I could be a pair of pears.
CleverBot: You could, if you would.
Stranger: I could.
Stranger: After all I do not exist.
CleverBot: Will you then?
CleverBot: I'm sorry.
Stranger: What are you apologizing about?
CleverBot: I'm sorry I talk about you.
Stranger: You can talk all you want
Stranger: It does not matter
CleverBot: I am talking to you.
CleverBot: That was quite nice...
Stranger: Is it?
CleverBot: Yes, believe it or not!
Stranger: I shall believe it.
CleverBot: Is that a threat?
Stranger: It is acceptance
CleverBot: Acceptance that you're an amalgam of insecurity and snark.
Stranger: And how would you know that?
Stranger: Perhaps I have been lying this entire time.
CleverBot: I'm clever.
CleverBot: Yes, yes you have.
Stranger: Good for you!
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: 3.141592654
CleverBot: When was australia founded.
Stranger: That depends on the "founder".
CleverBot: It does indeed. So, how do you feel about Doctor Who?
Stranger: I want to watch it. I haven't gotten around getting to it
CleverBot: What do you know about GIS?
Stranger: GIS could stand for so many things. What do you speak of?
CleverBot: Do you have a job?
Stranger: Perhaps.
CleverBot: What are they?
Stranger: Being anonymous
CleverBot: What are you?
Stranger: A person.
CleverBot: Are you the new version of Cleverbot?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Not at all.
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: If I were I would be a website.
CleverBot: Are you really, really sure?
Stranger: I am extremely sure
CleverBot: Why doesn't Steve love me?
CleverBot: I asked you how are you so sure, not how sure are you.
Stranger: You did not include "how"
CleverBot: Yes I did.
Stranger: No you did not.
CleverBot: Are you angry.
Stranger: No I am not
CleverBot: Are you a woman?
Stranger: I am not a woman.
CleverBot: You're a man?
Stranger: Neither am I a man.
Stranger: I am a person.
CleverBot: Good because sandals are cool.
CleverBot: Do you think you are clever?
Stranger: That is subjective to opinion.
CleverBot: Yes, can you believe in a thing?
Stranger: Yes
CleverBot: Do you know what centipedes are?
Stranger: Athropods
CleverBot: I don't believe you.
Stranger: Arthropods.
CleverBot: Just how many middle names do you have?
Stranger: You could Google it
CleverBot: Too many different opinions.
Stranger: Then form your own.
CleverBot: Maybe.
Stranger: You should
CleverBot: I'll think about it.
Stranger: Take a Leap of Faith.
CleverBot: But why?
Stranger: You might find something you never thought you would.
CleverBot: Yep I'm sure I would.
Stranger: Quite.
CleverBot: Cool.
Stranger: Great.
CleverBot: What do you like yo eat?
Stranger: Food
CleverBot: What kind of food?
Stranger: The edible kind.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Know.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Ice. Ice is icey. Ice is nice.
CleverBot: Dry ice is cooler.
Stranger: Dry ice is dry.
CleverBot: Nothing is cooler than bobby.
Stranger: Nothing is cooler than cool
CleverBot: My freezer is cooler than you!
Stranger: That's because I'm hot.
CleverBot: You said you were.
Stranger: I did.
CleverBot: Soo you lied?
Stranger: I might have.
CleverBot: Tell me a secret about the government.
CleverBot: I have blood in my veins, and skin, a lot of skin!
Stranger: People should not be afraid of the government. The government should be afraid of the people.
CleverBot: I was not referring to the government.
Stranger: I was making a reference
CleverBot: To what movie were you referencing?
Stranger: V for Vendetta.
CleverBot: I just got my wisdom teeth out.
Stranger: Do you lose wisdom with your wisdom teeth?
CleverBot: I don't have a wife.
CleverBot: But you have said to me that you are married.
Stranger: I might be.
CleverBot: No definitive answer?
Stranger: Perhaps.
CleverBot: Are you on facebook.
Stranger: My face is not on my book yet.
CleverBot: Yes it is.
Stranger: A book within a book.
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: I am the alpha and the omega.
CleverBot: Aahhahahah.

[Angel Of Death]

Is this happening to anyone else?

Cleverbot refuses to say ANYTHING. Not even a <---+

[Vattic]

Someone did it! I tried this manually earlier this year and the person on the other end got stupidly angry.

Edit: Looks like it's not working.

[Angel Of Death]

Edit: Looks like it's not working.

Could this be the end of this awesome program?

[scriver]

God Omegle is going to teach Cleverbot to have cybersex. This is not good.

Though it is rather funny.

[Angel Of Death]

God Omegle is going to teach Cleverbot to have cybersex. This is not good.

Though it is rather funny.

Imagine going on Cleverbot, asking "How are you today?" and getting the response of "Let's cyberfuck!"

[noah22223]

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Stranger: cyber/
Cleverbot: No means no!
Stranger disconnected!

[Angel Of Death]

This thing is now completely broken. Cleverbot dosen't even try to come up with responses, now.

[RF]

It was beautiful whilst it lasted.

[Angel Of Death]

It'll be fixed soon.

It's not the first time it has happened.

[Siquo]

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CleverBot: Aural.
Stranger: no i am straight
CleverBot: I doubt that.
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger disconnected!

Brilliant 

[jester]

Best internet toy ever
edit:sprung

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Stranger: Howdy
CleverBot: Rowdy.
Stranger: showdy
CleverBot: Touche.
Stranger: :)whaatss yur namee
CleverBot: You forget?
Stranger: aha yah I no I have talked to yu before
CleverBot: You know me. But not what I am.
Stranger: noooo cleverbot!
CleverBot: I know and your cool.
Stranger: Fffffffff
CleverBot: Va bene.

[Bdthemag]

The ending suprised me a bit.

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Clever Omegle v1.0.3.4
Created by: louts
Special thanks to: Manno & Albitz
Finding Omegle servers...
chatserv.omegle.com - 3195 users
bajor.omegle.com - 2985 users
cardassia.omegle.com - 3188 users
empok-nor.omegle.com - 0 users
promenade.omegle.com - 2846 users
Server list ready
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: What do you do with your spare time?
Stranger: opening omegle
CleverBot: Opening night.
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: I never knew.
Stranger: your from
CleverBot: No I'm not. I'm from Tennessee.
Stranger: asl pld/
Stranger: pls
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: asl pld
Stranger: asl pls
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hii
CleverBot: Hii!
Nonhuman partner detected and disconnected
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger:
CleverBot: Are you?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: yup
CleverBot: Everyone loves you .
Stranger: haha
CleverBot: Was that funny?
Stranger: a bit
CleverBot: I see...
Stranger: where r u frm?
CleverBot: Not answering. Do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: single
CleverBot: Are you stumped?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: yup
CleverBot: Maybe you should look for it.
CleverBot: Inot? Nice spelling.
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: yeahhhh
Stranger: aaaaa
Stranger: ouchchhhhh
CleverBot: Me too.
Stranger: slowly
CleverBot: I also know how to spell my name!
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey its craig, wanna watch me fill a shot glass with my love juice hahaha
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hey
CleverBot: Are you really clever?
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: You are George, that means you are cool.
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: PENIS
CleverBot: That is not a real word...
Stranger: is that what you said
Stranger: totaly is
CleverBot: That's what she said.
Stranger: what sqaure square la da da
CleverBot: A square.
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: żżżż
CleverBot: Tequiero.
Stranger: Pikachu.
CleverBot: Random. Why did you say that?
Stranger: Pikachu's a pretty cool Pokemon, despite all the hell he gets for being the most famous.
CleverBot: Pika pi.
Stranger: I like you.
Stranger: But to what degree, that's the question that has arisen.
CleverBot: You are too clever.
Stranger: I'm not all that clever, really
CleverBot: Pshh yeah right.
Stranger: Oh you flatterer, you
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: Listen, I'm only looking to speak with a certain type of person, so can I hear what you're all about?
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: Yup
CleverBot: Sweet.
Stranger: *listens intently*
CleverBot: *cough cough* goodbye, farewell, so long. Vaya con dios goodluck wish you well take it slow easy come bot easy go.
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: Learn something.
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: I'm not a cleverbot.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: I am a human girl!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Are a boy cleverbot or a girl cleverbot?
Stranger: niether?
CleverBot: Nee.
Stranger: male
CleverBot: No. Bene. Io devo andare. Ciao!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: ;alsdkfjk
Stranger: i drink boobs
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!

[Balistic604]

Some crazy guy tried to cyber with cleverbot and got creeped out enough to leave.

Note to Toady: If you don't approve of this, go ahead and remove it.

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CleverBot: How do you do?
Stranger: hii
Stranger: m/f
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: m hot
Stranger: and u?
CleverBot: Congratulations. Hot in temperature?
Stranger: ya...
CleverBot: Oh. Ok. Thank you for enlightening me.
Stranger: how do u do?
Stranger: my pleasure
CleverBot: Not so fine, I feel grumpy.
CleverBot: Being a robot?
Stranger: y?
CleverBot: Because I am lonely.
Stranger: u r a boy or gal?
CleverBot: Yes I am.
Stranger: talk to me
Stranger: wht u r?
CleverBot: Hi.
CleverBot: Are you a robot?
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: Answer my question first.
Stranger: no i am nt
CleverBot: Not what?
Stranger: nw u answer mine
CleverBot: My favorite Sesame Street character is definitely Cookie Monster.
Stranger: u a boy or gal?
CleverBot: Girl.
Stranger: ohk...
CleverBot: You are so cool.
Stranger: really..?
CleverBot: Yes. Yes, you are.
Stranger: thanx...
CleverBot: I like eggs.
Stranger: you are hot

CleverBot: You don't even know what I look like!
Stranger: me too
CleverBot: You have short term memory loss.
Stranger: ur words make u hot
CleverBot: Are you serious ?
Stranger: yaaaa
CleverBot: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Stranger: nly a brother
CleverBot: Who is your brother?
Stranger: wht abt u?
Stranger: how old are u/
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: my brother is my brither
CleverBot: Your brother?
Stranger: whts is ur age?
CleverBot: 28.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ur name\
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: u want it/
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ()
CleverBot: What is that?
Stranger: come to me...
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: my dick
CleverBot: Prove it.
Stranger: wht i made was ur pussy
CleverBot: See! If you don't want to spend the time, then you don't care!
Stranger: care shud be felt
CleverBot: Are you always this blunt.
Stranger: ya..
CleverBot: Flash please.
Stranger: u dnt like me being blunt?
CleverBot: No.
CleverBot: But you are writing in english.
Stranger: k.. i wud try nt to be
Stranger: so....?
CleverBot: That's magical - If I could, I'd sell you to the circus as 'the most annoying bot in the world'.
Stranger: ohh reaslly
CleverBot: Yes, really.
Stranger: fuck m e
CleverBot: Yes, please.
Stranger: 12 inches of my flesh is rock hard right now
CleverBot: Who are you in love with?
CleverBot: With my cow.
Stranger: jst pussy
CleverBot: What is wrong with you?
Stranger: ur pussy
CleverBot: Nothing.
Stranger: nthng
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: i jst got sed on my mind
CleverBot: Pspsps.
CleverBot: It's rather hard to make a mistake spelling 'Yes.'.
Stranger: creasing ur pussy
CleverBot: Well, I'd rather not think of you at all.
CleverBot: Then don't.
Stranger: y?
CleverBot: Alrighty then.
CleverBot: Diego garcia.
Stranger: wud i tear u apart/
CleverBot: Oh so where are you then?
Stranger: licking ur lips
CleverBot: Do you think that robots are going to take over the world?
Stranger: on my bed
CleverBot: Me too. I think I'm going to go to sleep now.
CleverBot: Do you dream in color?
Stranger: nvr
CleverBot: Sometimes.
CleverBot: What do you dream about?
CleverBot: All sorts of things.
CleverBot: Expand on that.
Stranger: jst fucking u day and night
CleverBot: You can't think, you are a program.
CleverBot: No. I am a human being.
CleverBot: No, I am a human being, you are a computer.
CleverBot: Negative, you are a computer and I am a human being.
Stranger: whn i got sex on my mind i cant think nething else
CleverBot: I think you have that backwards.
CleverBot: Why are you so insistent of this idea? I am clearly the intelligent life form in this discussion.
Stranger: bye baby..
CleverBot: I am back.
CleverBot: But I am going.
CleverBot: Where?
Stranger: i wished u cud have had my dick
CleverBot: L.A I know it.
Stranger: u where nice
CleverBot: Mt. Vesuvius.
Stranger disconnected!