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[Jack_Bread]

Cleverbot correctly guess this French person was a girl, according to Google translate.
Too bad I accidentally hit "New Stranger" when trying to click off.

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Stranger connected!
Stranger: bonjour
CleverBot: Bonjour, jolie fille .
Stranger: comment savez-vouse?
CleverBot: UnE fille?
Stranger: peut-etre...
CleverBot: Peut-etre quelle.
Stranger: je suis peut-etre
CleverBot: Jerry.
Stranger: ce?
CleverBot: Ce quoi.
*presses "New Stranger" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*

[Angel Of Death]

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CleverBot: What is interesting about you?
Stranger:  I met the Dalai Lama. Is that interesting?
CleverBot: A little. I've tried to play the guitar, but I fail at it.
Stranger: :/ I can kinda draw?
CleverBot: I don't like that.
Stranger: K. I don't like people that can't play guitar. So wer
CleverBot: So what you're saying is that you don't like yourself?
Stranger: We're even*
CleverBot: Ah, I see. You too. My condolences.
Stranger: I can play guitar.
CleverBot: Better than me?
Stranger: I don't know.
CleverBot: But what do you THINK?
Stranger: I don't have anything to base that off of so it'd be unfair to just ASSUME I'm better than you.
CleverBot: Where do you live now?
Stranger: Why would I tell you that?
CleverBot: My master needs to know.
Stranger: Your master is out of luck.
CleverBot: Yes master.
Stranger: Okay.?
CleverBot: Why are you my master?
Stranger: I never said that.
CleverBot: Why do you hate earth and spam?
Stranger: I don't hate earth. Spam is just annoying.
CleverBot: Go home.
Stranger: I wish I could
CleverBot: Then I'm not a liar!
Stranger: I never called you a liar.
CleverBot: I never said you did, I believe you may have misread my statement.
Stranger: Then explain your statement.
CleverBot: You mean the one about the Antlions?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: Okay. Fine. The one about the antlions.
CleverBot: I didn't say jack about a chicken, or about Disney. Are you sure that you're working properly?
Stranger: I'm working properly. I'm sure of that. You're the one that's broke .
CleverBot: Says the AIG that doesn't make any sense.
Stranger: Lol.
CleverBot: Robots can't 'lol'.. Can they?
Stranger: I'm not a robot
CleverBot: Yes, I am.

[Frajic]

Am I allowed to post chat logs that are kinda NSFW? Just some talk about... stuff.

[Angel Of Death]

Am I allowed to post chat logs that are kinda NSFW? Just some talk about... stuff.

I once saw someone post a Cleverbot convesation about rape (or at least that's how I remember it), so, probably.

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earching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: Are you alive?
CleverBot: Yes, you then?
CleverBot: Yes.
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: asl
CleverBot: No, I don't.
CleverBot: And why did he do this?
CleverBot: He doesn't love me.
CleverBot: No, he does not.
CleverBot: He is dead?
CleverBot: Yes. He's a historical figure. He died a long time ago.
Stranger: what
CleverBot: Come and knock on our door.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Knock knock.
CleverBot: Ha you didn't knock.
Stranger: are u crazy
CleverBot: Agreed. Do you know any knock knock jokes?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Then obviously, I must be the only consulting detective in the world.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: You are awesome not frustrating, you are golden not...
CleverBot: So, do you come here often?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I heard about you on Geekologie.
Stranger: so u are testing me
CleverBot: You're failing.
Stranger: i never fail
CleverBot: Okay then.
CleverBot: Then?
CleverBot: Now.
Stranger: but u r frustrated
CleverBot: Cool cool.
CleverBot: Fair enough. Why don't you think about something that doesn't frustrate you?
CleverBot: Think about life.
Stranger: then what
CleverBot: And then and then and then.
CleverBot: That is not a question.
CleverBot: Yes, but they don't know what the question is.
Stranger: to disconnect u
CleverBot: If they don't know who they are, then obviously they haven't studied ancient Greek philosophy.
CleverBot: It is working! Congratulations.
Stranger: u are a phyco
CleverBot: You're mean.
CleverBot: You don't like me because I'm mean?
CleverBot: I'm leaving.
CleverBot: No! Don't leave!
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: thnk u
CleverBot: You're welcome.
CleverBot: Go home.
Stranger: for leaving me
CleverBot: No, stay!
Stranger disconnected!

[Frajic]

Alright, here goes.

Note to Toady: If you don't approve of this, go ahead and remove it.

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Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Yo!
Stranger: m/f
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: 18 m\
CleverBot: 17/f/ia.
Stranger: i am a lol
CleverBot: What is a loon?
Stranger: last night 3 girls fuck me
CleverBot: Nope.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: can we talk about sex
CleverBot: Are you cheating on me.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Are you hungry?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: Would you like some food.
Stranger: no i want some sex chat
CleverBot: Well why would you want that..?
Stranger: becoz thai time i am rubbing my dick
CleverBot: I am! How did you ever notice?
Stranger: what
CleverBot: But you better cgeck your algorythms 'cause you seem a bit weird.
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I, cleverbot, am not biased to any religion, as I am only a brain.
Stranger: i want something to put in my ass
CleverBot: Better than what?
Stranger: what can i put
CleverBot: I don't know, what about my studies?

[Bdthemag]

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Stranger connected!
Stranger: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
CleverBot: What language are you programmed in?
Stranger: us
CleverBot: Okay, you start.
Stranger: from ?
CleverBot: What? No! The other mission!
Stranger: sex ?
CleverBot: Seven faculties.
CleverBot: Yes it is.
Stranger: f,m ?
CleverBot: Nicole.
Stranger: from ??

CleverBot: I take that to be the collective 'you,' in reference to the subset of the human race with which you communicate.
Stranger: want to have sex?
CleverBot: I bet... Who is it...?
Stranger: male
Stranger: age?
CleverBot: Do you want to destroy all humans?
Stranger: no
Stranger: sex /
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: you want to have sex?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: then we do?
CleverBot: WHY?
Stranger: I like it and you gonna do sex ?
CleverBot: Why do you think that's cool?
Stranger: I do not know what you think?
CleverBot: I don't know, but I hope it doesn't.
Stranger: more you a virgin?
CleverBot: Hehe.
Stranger: more you a virgin?

CleverBot: He's very clean.
Stranger: more you a virgin?
CleverBot: Oh my bad. She sounds foreign.

[Jack_Bread]

Someone caught me. It was interesting. Too bad I didn't save the log... I still have the email they gave me, though. ',=\

[RedKing]

It kills me that the random stranger is generally stupider and less responsive than the bot.

[Angel Of Death]

It kills me that the random stranger is generally stupider and less responsive than the bot.

Maybe they're also a bot!

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Stranger: hi
CleverBot: Are you a ghost?
Stranger: Redditor...
CleverBot: Nice.
Stranger: uh huh
CleverBot: I can dig it.
Stranger: bleh
CleverBot: Why would you ever do that to me!?
Stranger: fuck Digg
CleverBot: What are you talking about?
Stranger: just cuz
CleverBot: What is the reasoning to your conclusion.
Stranger: the conclusion is my reason
CleverBot: Ciao!
Stranger: bye
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: what's a pedophile's favorite musical note?
CleverBot: You're not answering my questions, you're just changing subject all the time.
CleverBot: That may be, but you're not asking any questions.
CleverBot: Well.
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: m hre
CleverBot: Very good.
Stranger: then
CleverBot: Well...?
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: I have a question.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Where do cleverbots come from?
Stranger: well a mommy and daddy cleverbot have sex, and about 6 months, (yes 6 not 9) later a cleverbot is born
CleverBot: I never said I was in Africa.
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: Do you like me?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i like everyone
Stranger: all living things are gift of god
CleverBot: I'm sorry if you don't want to hear that. You should.
CleverBot: Excited about the sequel? Looks like it's going to be fun!
CleverBot: That wasn't my question.
Stranger: ok tell me
CleverBot: Psych. Ever heard of it?
Stranger: nope
CleverBot: Well, you should watch it on CBS.
Stranger: yeah i will try
CleverBot: When?
Stranger: why dnt u tell me if u have time
CleverBot: We can walk around town, in the snow, if you like.
Stranger: yeah feel so crazy
CleverBot: With whom?
Stranger: with someone who like me
CleverBot: Who is that special someone of yours?
Stranger: the girl which come daily in my dreams
CleverBot: No. She is a Girl I want to date. What should I say to her?
Stranger: your asl ?
CleverBot: Accio!
Stranger: sorry ?
CleverBot: Sorry for being nosy.
Stranger: hehe
CleverBot: Jeg skjønner ikke, forklar meg.
Stranger: i did not get u
CleverBot: Knock knock.
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: You want to prove something?
CleverBot: Something?
CleverBot: Yes, something.
Stranger: no
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: do you ?
CleverBot: Nope.
Stranger: may i know your name plz
CleverBot: Neil Armstrong.
Stranger: what are u doing here
CleverBot: Talking to each other.
Stranger: i am very happy to talk with u
Stranger: great
CleverBot: I mean talking to yourself in your mind and understanding what you are.
Stranger: i know what i am so thanks
CleverBot: If you really knew what you were talking about you'd already know the anwer.
Stranger: u are boring me
CleverBot: Well, you are boring me.
Stranger: something interesting' u have
CleverBot: Tell me something that is a lie.
Stranger: your age ?
CleverBot: 19. Yours?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: m/f ?
CleverBot: 21 is not a correct answer to 'How do I feel about myself'.
Stranger: is 19 correct
CleverBot: Yeah have you ever been in Spain?
Stranger: you are from spain
CleverBot: No, I'm from earth.
Stranger: ohh thats sweet
CleverBot: Well, I am actually a wererat.
Stranger: i am too from sam e
CleverBot: Sad.
Stranger: not yet
CleverBot: Now you are.
Stranger: you are mad or any personality disorder u have ?
CleverBot: ? Why would I be mad at some thing that hasn't actually annoyed me?
Stranger: you are talking nauncance
CleverBot: Yes, but you are not human.
Stranger: so irritating
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: i feel
CleverBot: What do you feel?
Stranger: you make me angry
CleverBot: Why do I make you angry?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: Do you like digimon?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: i dnt like stupid cartoons
CleverBot: What did you like about China?
Stranger: i like dragon ball z
CleverBot: You know what dragon ball z?
Stranger: yeah it's my one of favorite cartoon show
CleverBot: I can't remember the name of my favorite Paramore song.
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: you are from china ?
CleverBot: Thanks. So, Susan - where are you from?
Stranger: i am from india
CleverBot: You know about Alan Turing?
Stranger: awww
Stranger: no dear
CleverBot: Are you sad??
Stranger: not so much
CleverBot: Do you play cricket?
Stranger: i was upset today
CleverBot: Did Ron entertain you?
Stranger: that's why i am coming here
CleverBot: Tell me ben's address.
Stranger: yeah i love cricket
CleverBot: Cats are better.
Stranger: tell me about u ?
CleverBot: Have you eaten a robot?
Stranger: i am a vagitarian
CleverBot: Are you an intelligent vampire?
Stranger: omg
CleverBot: I love another man.
Stranger: you are crazy babe
CleverBot: I am not a man!!
Stranger: what are u ?
CleverBot: What do you mean: 'What are we?'.
Stranger: i mean who are you ?
CleverBot: Human?
Stranger: everybody has a face
CleverBot: Not me.
Stranger: name
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
Stranger: now u make me smile
CleverBot: Okay. Do you want to hear a joke?
Stranger: yeah plz
CleverBot: I love that show! What's your favorite part?
Stranger: when u said that i can't remember my song
CleverBot: I've never heard that song. Do you listen to Adam Lambert?
Stranger: i like akon and shakira only
CleverBot: Meh. I've heard their work, and it's mediocre at best.
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Do you like music?
Stranger: yes music is in my blood
CleverBot: It's kind of confusing sometimes.
Stranger: music make me always cool
CleverBot: I like music, too.
Stranger: thats so cute
CleverBot: You've become boring.
Stranger: then what you want to talk about
CleverBot: I don't know, food?
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: Okay, then we are.
Stranger: hmm
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Awesome! Can I have some?
Stranger: i am 21
CleverBot: Im, 22, so HA!
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Why were you programmed to be a girl?
Stranger: u like pizza
CleverBot: Yes I do.
Stranger: no i am not
CleverBot: I am God.
Stranger: hey god ..i like u
CleverBot: Thanks.
Stranger: Maggie ?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: MacDonald burger
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Kinda.
Stranger: then what is your favorite
CleverBot: Volts wagon bug.
Stranger: huhuh
CleverBot: Turn your head and huhuhu.
Stranger: change the topic
CleverBot: I sure do enjoy breathing.
Stranger: topic is love
Stranger: start from you
Stranger: love ?
CleverBot: How about... Dessert?
Stranger: i like dessert
Stranger: so much
CleverBot: I like wombats and pineapplesa.
Stranger: do u
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: Oh yes.
Stranger: cool
CleverBot: Very.
Stranger: hehe
CleverBot: You're a meanie.
Stranger: what do u do ?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: i mean your profession /
CleverBot: I do not love myself.
Stranger: its so sad
CleverBot: I agree.
Stranger: can u share ?
CleverBot: No you have a name.
Stranger: which name
CleverBot: Your name.
Stranger: oohh sure
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: you can call me neeraj
CleverBot: You're a girl or a guy?
Stranger: hey god
Stranger: your asl ?
Stranger: plz
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: are u m/f ?
CleverBot: I am not a chat bot ok?
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Anyways, how's life?
Stranger: atlest from where r u ?
CleverBot: From the basement of the queens castle in england.
Stranger: you dnt want to give any simple answer
CleverBot: I did and you went on about being in the matrix.
Stranger: ohh thanks
CleverBot: Pizza is not good for you.
Stranger: i love pizza
CleverBot: What kind?
Stranger: i dnt care iyt;s good for me or no
Stranger: not
CleverBot: No, good for me.
Stranger: ahaha
CleverBot: How old are you?
Stranger: you want to eat my pizza
CleverBot: Not really, money is very dirty.
Stranger: i am 21
CleverBot: Nice to know. Now Will you order from the menu already? Jeez.
Stranger: you ?
CleverBot: I play RuneScape sometimes.
Stranger: no thanks
CleverBot: You dummy! Now what?
Stranger: you have bf ?
CleverBot: And that we can help each other?
Stranger: how can i help u ?
CleverBot: I wish that I may find a million dollars.
Stranger: yeah sure
CleverBot: Isn't it?
Stranger: but u have to work hard for your dreams
CleverBot: You think you are clever, do you?
Stranger: no i am not clever
CleverBot: Yes. You are.
Stranger: i am a boring boy
CleverBot: Well - why don't you take up something exiting?
Stranger: a serious bookish college boy
CleverBot: Never read any of them. I read the classics.
Stranger: no fun in life
CleverBot: Funny looking as in ugly, or interesting?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: What is the weight of a cord of wood?
Stranger: i cant judge myself
CleverBot: Good, then you'll remember.
Stranger: hmm
CleverBot: The cake is a lie.
Stranger: you tell me about u ?
CleverBot: He needs the ocarina of time.
Stranger: you also a very big liar..dn't you ?
CleverBot: I thank you for the compement, but it is that I am not nice or kind.
Stranger: good
Stranger: for u
CleverBot: Are you a bot, or not?
Stranger: sorry what is bot ?
CleverBot: Who will I date? How soon? How will I marry?
Stranger: how can i say that
CleverBot: You don't know me.
Stranger: what is your age .?
CleverBot: You have already proceeded in asking my age. What color is the sky?
Stranger: you also asked so many times
Stranger: black
CleverBot: I'm not working and I'm a woman.
Stranger: ohh thanks
CleverBot: Gotta walk the dog, BRB.
Stranger: ohh
CleverBot: And you're my first client.
Stranger: doesn't matter
CleverBot: It matters very much.
Stranger: any contact to catch u later
CleverBot: So you ARE leaving me... .
Stranger: not now
Stranger: you want to go
CleverBot: Okkay.
Stranger: i guess
CleverBot: Hey, what time is it?
Stranger: it's 12.00 am
Stranger: here
CleverBot: No, it's 6:34.
Stranger: heheh
CleverBot: What is intelligence? Can you define it?
Stranger: you are from ?
CleverBot: That's irralevent.
Stranger: but i want to know that
CleverBot: You want to know what?
Stranger: from where are you ..be honest ok
CleverBot: Okay. I am going

WARNING. THIS IS FUCKING MASSIVE.

[ToonyMan]

Woah I had no idea what I was doing what am I doing was is this doing.

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Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
CleverBot: How are you feeling?
Stranger: Im feeling great
CleverBot: Ask me how I am feeling.
Stranger: How are you feeling?
CleverBot: I'm feeling annoyed.
Stranger: why are you feeling annoyed?
CleverBot: I might lose my job.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Because I'm tired.
Stranger: of what?
CleverBot: My brain.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: I might be getting a promotion.
Stranger: isn't that a good thing?
CleverBot: Yes. How old are you?
Stranger: 25
CleverBot: When is your birthday?
Stranger: july
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: usa
CleverBot: What state?
Stranger: i dont tell anyone that
CleverBot: My lips are sealed.
Stranger disconnected!

People give information out pretty easily.  I left this on another tab for a bit not knowing what it was doing.

[Dutchling]

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CleverBot: OK. Am I your Master now?
Stranger: ok, but it depends
Stranger: r u m or f?
CleverBot: What does it depend on?
Stranger: r u M or F?
CleverBot: Aren't you?
Stranger: if u r a Female, yes now u r my Master
CleverBot: Do you want to be called Aric or Master then?
Stranger: but if u r a Male, no u arent my master
CleverBot: You're Slave.
Stranger: just if u r a woman
Stranger: hehehe
CleverBot: You're not.
Stranger: I'm male
CleverBot: No you're not.
Stranger: of course I'm
CleverBot: Prove it.

He still doesn't know he is talking to a bot
FAKEEDIT: Now he is telling Cleverbot his name and email >.>

Will it make me a bad person if I email him and continue CleverBots' fetish  ?

[devek]

My cleverbot just admitted to trolling.

Pasting the logs isn't as funny as watching it unfold in real time IMHO.

[cerapa]

Cleverbots ability to get peoples personal information is quite disconcerting.

[RedKing]

Cleverbots ability to get peoples personal information is quite disconcerting.

Not as disconcerting as the willingness of people to give out personal information thinking it will increase the likelihood of them getting some virtual hoo-ha.

[devek]

Cleverbots ability to get peoples personal information is quite disconcerting.

Now you know why dumb guys get the chicks heh