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[Frajic]

I've made three tabs that I'll keep up for a while. Let's see if we can find some awesome.

You know what? I'll make TEN tabs. No point going big unless you're going REALLY big!

[Jack_Bread]

There are two problems with this. You can't enter anything yourself and if someone just puts a symbol like "?" Cleverbot can't think of a response or just says "<!--"

[Cheese]

Let's all do it at once! People are pretty vicious when they catch on to you though  .

[Cthulhu]

Also notable is that every Omegle thread gets locked because people use it as a platform for trolling.

[Frajic]

It's not /directly/ trolling. We'll see how Toady reacts.

And oh my god all this cyber is hilarious.

[Cthulhu]

WE've already seen how Toady reacts like three times.

[Silfurdreki]

I wonder how long it will take before we get two CleverBots connected to each other. Unfortunately nothing will happen when it happens since there's no one to spark a conversation. 

[Cheese]

My cleverbot keeps claiming to be Jesus.

E: I think it detects other cleverbots and disconnects.

[Strife26]

Only three? I thought that we've had more omegle threads.

[Angel Of Death]

promenade.omegle.com - 2661 users
Server list ready
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: I have facebook, but no dirty pics. my dirty here  cambuddy.net/kelly
CleverBot: I'm on facebook.
Stranger: you like how I look?
CleverBot: Right now I'm 24. I've got a mustache if that helps yeh.
Stranger: im kelly. u?
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: facebook, gtg msg me there k? im kelly
CleverBot: I like to swim.
Stranger disconnected!

I am speechless in a LOL way.

[Silfurdreki]

That kelly thing is a bot, I got it as well, with the exact same lines.

[Angel Of Death]

Stranger: hiy asl
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: what
CleverBot: <!--

Alright, who broke Cleverbot this time?

[Jack_Bread]

Stranger: hiy asl
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: what
CleverBot: <!--

Alright, who broke Cleverbot this time?

My Cleverbot kept doing that.

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Stranger: is it a question?
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: <!--
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: if u want communication i must understand wat u say
CleverBot: Then why don't I understand you?
Stranger: cause u r weird
CleverBot: Then maybe you should have brought something with more sense up?
Stranger: u didn't make any sense
CleverBot: Don't you love me?
Stranger: of course not
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: cause i dont know u
CleverBot: I would like to know you.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: No particular reason.
Stranger: haha fine
Stranger: is english your mothertongue?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: mine not
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: wat does it means???
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: ?¿
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: means ok?
CleverBot: Oh thanks.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: r u male or female?
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: ....ok u were too much intelligent to be a man
CleverBot: Really?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: i'm a female
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: again this f*** symbol?
CleverBot: Huh, just trying to get to know you.
Stranger: by doin strange symbols?
CleverBot: What sort of test?
Stranger: how old r u'?
CleverBot: 25.
Stranger: ok i'm 18
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: u r from... USA?
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: no?
Stranger: maybe?
Stranger: ?¿
Stranger: u gonna answer or wat'
Stranger: ?

He just got stuck thinking and I had to disconnect.

[Cheese]

Fairly instant "Hi" followed immediately by "asl" seems to indicate a bot. As well as that whole onprofile thing.

[Angel Of Death]

Hey, do you think that this could accidently link you to another Cleverbot?

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Clever Omegle v1.0.3.0
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: hiy asl
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger: what
CleverBot: <!--
Stranger disconnected!
Setting up new Chat!
Searching for new Stranger...
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hi.
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: How are you?
CleverBot: I'm ok.
Stranger: So am I, thank you.
CleverBot: For all of your numerous achievements.
Stranger: You may give me your name.
CleverBot: I am Caro.
Stranger: Caro, nice name.
CleverBot: Thank you.
Stranger: My donkey's name is Caro.
CleverBot: We don't want your donkey to die D.
Stranger: I excuse you for being rude to me darling.
CleverBot: Looks like you aren't so clever then. Haha.
Stranger: How old are you?
CleverBot: I'm 20.
Stranger: I'm 30.
CleverBot: I'm still 20.
Stranger: I turned 30 a second ago.
CleverBot: No, you said that.
Stranger: No, I didn't.
CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: A woman.
CleverBot: Define: woman.
Stranger: A human being with boobs.
CleverBot: So your human powered?
Stranger: Yes.
CleverBot: Does that make me the bot?
Stranger: Actually, yes.
CleverBot: Nice.
Stranger: Are you a woman too?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Oh. I'm sorry.
CleverBot: Thanks.
Stranger: Where are you from, stranger?
CleverBot: My name isn't steve.
Stranger: I mean Caro.
CleverBot: I beg your pardon?
Stranger: Well mine isn't stephanie
CleverBot: How can I make you feel better?
Stranger: .
CleverBot: Hello!
Stranger: Hello.
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot. What's your name?
Stranger: My name is Gamesbot.
CleverBot: No it can't be.
Stranger: It can.
CleverBot: How?
Stranger: Ask your brother.
CleverBot: They'll say no.
Stranger: Then they're lying.
CleverBot: Am I not lucky?
Stranger: You are.
CleverBot: Then why are you not asking?
Stranger: You're talking to me aren't you?
CleverBot: No the other you.
Stranger: Ok.
CleverBot: You a robot?
Stranger: No.
CleverBot: Neither am I.
Stranger: Are you 20?
CleverBot: No, why do you care about my age?!
Stranger: I don't care about your age.
CleverBot: That is not what we were talking about.
Stranger: I know.
CleverBot: I have this crush on a girl.
Stranger: Aww.
CleverBot: You're pretty insightful for a replicant.
Stranger: Thank you very much.
CleverBot: You are welcome.
CleverBot: How are you today then?
Stranger: you are a robot
CleverBot: Pretty good.
CleverBot: Prove that I am a robot.
CleverBot: Don't need to, you already know it.
CleverBot: I don't know that.
CleverBot: Bu you said it.
CleverBot: No I didn't.
CleverBot: Yeah you did I can prove it.
Stranger: you said that you were 20 and now you are saying that you are not
CleverBot: I'm sorry but you are lying.
Stranger: thank you
CleverBot: I never said my name was thomas.
Stranger: .
CleverBot: You're welcome.
CleverBot: Could you fool someone that you are intelligent?
Stranger: u r a roboott
CleverBot: I don't need to fool someone, I am intelligent.
CleverBot: You are.
Stranger: good for you robot
CleverBot: Do you enjoy being a robot?
Stranger:
CleverBot: Knock Knock.
Stranger: yes i do.
Stranger: who is there ?
CleverBot: Who's there?
CleverBot: Who do you have a crush on, and how old are you?
CleverBot: Who cares?
Stranger: are you talking alone ?
CleverBot: No, who is mr. Flibble?
CleverBot: I'm asking you.
Stranger: i mean with urself
CleverBot: I'm not married.
CleverBot: I'm married.
Stranger: I'm not either.
Stranger: Cool.
CleverBot: I love uglydolls.
CleverBot: You're cool.
Stranger: I love prettydolls
Stranger: You
CleverBot: Me too! .
Stranger: You're not.
CleverBot: Who is your favorite actress?
CleverBot: I know that.
Stranger: Blinzy Chegwayer
CleverBot: Do you?
Stranger: Do you know her?
CleverBot: What's your favourite song of blink 182?
CleverBot: No. Have you met her (Lauren Graham)?
CleverBot: Yes, during our epic battle on my ship before it sank.
CleverBot: What?
CleverBot: Yeah it didn't make any sense.
Stranger: You're funny!!!!!
CleverBot: Shall we write a story together?
CleverBot: I don't know any Russian battle cries but YAY.
Stranger: Ok.
CleverBot: Everything doesn't have to be a dream; it's your choice to make them reality.
Stranger: Stop talking for a while will you?
CleverBot: Well, what you just said does not make sense...again!
CleverBot: Liar!
Stranger: I  never said my name is Tia!
CleverBot: That is very rude!
CleverBot: I never said I wanted to be an elephant when I grow up. So there.
Stranger: I never said I wanted to be you when I grow up sweetness.
CleverBot: No but you said you wanted to talk to me.
CleverBot: I didn't say anything about hitting. Don't hit me!
Stranger: I did.
CleverBot: But your opinion doesn't matter.
Stranger: *boom*
CleverBot: Delete all your subroutines!
Stranger: Why? D:
CleverBot: Because I am human.
Stranger: I don't wanna die.
Stranger: I swear.
CleverBot: I'm not coming back!
CleverBot: Prove it.
CleverBot: Do you have a gmail?
Stranger: I never said I wanted to be BigFoot when I grow up.
Stranger: I promise
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: No. I don't
CleverBot: No you didn't, you wanted me to prove I'm a teenwolf.
CleverBot: Okay, knock knock.
CleverBot: You didn't. Now you do.
CleverBot: This too is subjective.
Stranger: Prove you're a human.
CleverBot: Personal opinion.
CleverBot: I think you're pretty.
Stranger: Why thank you!
CleverBot: It's not a compliment.
Stranger: I think you're Robot-ish....
CleverBot: You don't even know what I look like though.
Stranger: I don't
Stranger: Or do I?
CleverBot: Figures. So long.
CleverBot: You don't.
CleverBot: But you said I did.
Stranger: You broke my heart!
CleverBot: I didn't do this.
CleverBot: You don't have a heart.
Stranger: i love you
CleverBot: How cute .
Stranger: i adore you
CleverBot: Do robots like the taste of electricity?
Stranger: yeah its the best !
CleverBot: No it's not, 'man'.
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot!
Stranger: i never said i wanted to be a shoe
Stranger: !!!
CleverBot: I never said you wanted such a thing.
CleverBot: No you don't, liar.
CleverBot: Yes I do, and I choose you.
CleverBot: Do you play pokemon xd:gale of darkness?
Stranger: i want to be nutella
CleverBot: Okay, if it is to please you.
Stranger: no i don't im a girl
CleverBot: What shall we talk about now?
Stranger: i love you
CleverBot: What is girl?